LIZ CHENEY NOPES, GREY LADY COPES: NYT editorial “In the Ways That Count, Liz Cheney Won.”

BYE, FELICIA: The long-awaited CNN dumping of Brian Stelter is going to happen.

ACTIVIST FEDERAL JUDGE ENABLES GREEDY COUNTIES TO SHAKE DOWN DRUGSTORES: The end result of this will be cancer patients writhing in pain because nobody will write or fill a prescriptions for opioids, yet government will claim this as a victory in the war on drugs. Or corporate greed. Or something. Fuck all of these people so very much.

TRAGEDY STRIKES FLORIDA COUPLE VACATIONING IN ALABAMA: WFLA – Florida college student shot, killed while protecting girlfriend from would-be robber in Alabama forest. The robbers were living off-grid in the Talladega National Forest, and a 5-yo child fled their camp with a shotgun when the cops showed up.

HOW LARGE BREASTS CHANGED MEDICINE FOREVER: How young doctor Laënnec, reluctant to motorboat buxom patient, invented the stethoscope, advanced diagnostics.

SIGHT GAG: Go here, make sure “satellite” view is selected.