Victim #450

Albert Pujols hit a home run last night. He’s now completed the feat against 450 different pitchers, which is mind-blowing.  Serena won her first round match at the US Open. Based on the little bit I saw, she’s not going very deep in this tournament.  Play continues today.  Midweek soccer returns to England today in the EPL.  And we’re so close to the Ohio State-ND gamer that I can taste it.  Now on to the links!

Oh no, this is absolutely horrible. Wait, quick question: if its already melted into water, how come the sea didn’t already rise? See, when ice melts in an already full glass of water, that glass overflows. But somehow when an ice sheet in the ocean melts the ocean doesn’t respond? Somebody explain that to me.  Oh, also I’m sure the whole study is bullshit like the other claim in the story that sea levels have risen 10 inches already due to antarctic ice melt.

Raise your hand if you’re not all there.

This isn’t a surprise. Hell, Biden didn’t even campaign with Biden and he managed to win an election from his basement. Why would a man-child like Fetterman want to do anything but the same? He’s equally brain-damaged and he’s running against a moron. He can sit this on out and probably win easier than if he spends every day on the stump.

How the fuck? They shouldn’t even have to be fired. They should have all quit in shame by now. I wish disgraced public officials would take a page out of old Japanese culture and be more “open” after events like this. Like all the way open.

Welp, they have their fall guy. I suppose they’ll blame everything on him and act as if nothing else should be done. I hope at least some media members stay on their ass, because it had to be much bigger than him.

Yes, the 2A is for them too.

And nobody was harmed. This shows the 2A works, friends. And yes, even assclowns have rights.

Well it took you bastards long enough. Unfortunately, this will probably end up being as corrupt as the rest of the city’s government. Especially once it becomes an elected position. But something is better than nothing.

LOL, seriously? Talk about a shallow bench.

Is it monkeypox? Because I wish it was monkeypox.

This is a bit modern for me, but it’s solid. Their infighting was a shame. And here’s their best song, in my opinion. Yours may vary. Anyway, enjoy them.

And go enjoy this fantastic day, dear friends. I’m gonna go pack for me and Banjos’s road trip to Columbus to watch the Buckeyes take on Notre Dame.