WEALTHY RESORT COMMUNITY COPES HARD AFTER MIGRANTS FLOWN IN: Martha’s Vineyard issues press release on “humanitarian crisis,” begs state and feds for money. “The Simpsons” nailed this a while back.

GIBSON’S BAKERY, DEFAMED BY OBERLIN, TO REOPEN: Lorna Gibson plans to rebuild the family business. (h/t: KK)

NICK GILLESPIE – THE LOU REED OF LIBERTARIANISM: No, really, someone actually said that.

SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR KAMALA HARRIS: Texas Governor Abbott buses migrants to Naval Observatory in DC. The official residence of the VPOTUS is on the grounds of the observatory. Regardless of how you feel about open borders the hypocrisy of these self-designated “sanctuary cities” is astounding.

POLITICAL CANDIDATE MOVES TO CENTER AFTER PRIMARY: Don Bolduc, NH Republican nominee for US Senate, backs off of claims of electoral shenanigans in 2020 presidential election. Bolduc is a retired US Army general.

IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN: Canada’s Green Party thrown into chaos over pronoun kerfuffle on a Zoom call.

EUGYPPIUS: Every day there is more evidence that the SARS-2 outbreak began months before the earliest documented Wuhan infections. Why does nobody care?