What the fuck is Boxing Day? It sounds like some English thing where they very properly box up all their trash and take it to the dump and then have tea with the family. If it was an Irish holiday, the name would make sense. Day 3 with your family and holiday drinking? “Get in the ring ye fookin’ cuntes!”

From Wikipedia: “Though it originated as a holiday to give gifts to the poor, today Boxing Day is primarily known as a shopping holiday.” 

That is pretty much the template for how the 20th Century evolved.

Now get in the ring, Glibs, its a Boxing Day free-for-all