BOHICA: The Senate passed a $1.7 trillion spending package on Thursday, with at least 18 Republicans joining Democrats to push the massive omnibus over the line. […] The bill also contains $1.2 million for “LGBTQIA+ Pride Centers,” $477,000 for the Equity Institute in Rhode Island “to indoctrinate teachers with ‘antiracism virtual labs,’” and $3 million for the American LGBTQ+ Museum, according to The Heritage Foundation.

PERSON, YES PERSON: That loud, mysterious thumping sound reported in Arlington National Cemetary is R. Lee Ermey and every other old Marine spinning in their graves as the USMC considers dropping “sir” and “ma’am” for drill instructors.

UK TITULAR LEADER DEMANDS FANCY CEREMONY: King Charles rejects frugal coronation, demands subjects pay for fancy, expensive coronation just like mum got. Meanwhile, ordinary brits suffer from inflation, face cold winter.

ASPIRATIONAL THINKING: The Daily Beast predicts Putin’s days are numbered.

CRY MORE, PUSSY: Whiny journo whines whinily about suspension from Twitter of people who happen to be journalists. They even made up a name for it, the Thursday Night Massacre (sorry, nobody was actually killed), and treat it like it was Kristallnacht or something.

MARS SAMPLE-RETURN MISSION CHANGE OF PLANS: The original plan was to land a European Space Agency rover to retrieve the sample tubes that Mars rover Perseverance has collected. The Euroweenies were behind schedule on design so NASA decided to go with a helicopter to transport the sample tubes back to the rocket which will return them to Earth.

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