Love me some Terry Bradshaw.

Aside from a questionable defensive holding call that ensured the Chiefs could win the game without eh Eagles having a chance with a minute and a half left, it was a pretty enjoyable Super Bowl. The commercials, while uninspired, weren’t an endless stream of social signaling. And the halftime show was an opportunity for me to understand even more that entertainment isn’t as important as making shrimp cocktails and taking a shit.  And that’s it for sports.

This whole story is playing out like the Spiderman meme where the two people dressed in the costume are pointing at each other. Meanwhile, we’re all just waiting on one of them to blow up a city block when they overreact.

Atlantic City soon

I suppose these people never considered a market solution. You know, like somebody opening a “no smoking” casino and raking in all that sweet cash from the people who don’t want to go to a casino where people smoke. That would make way too much sense for these morons. Oh well, they’re all gonna be empty anyway once the NYC casinos open.

Part of this headline is true. I’ll leave it to you to determine which part of it is an absolutely unprovable bunch of bullshit.

There’s a lot of information missing from this. Namely a photo of the accused, the alleged victim, and any details about the incident.

Fuck off, space man

One of these people wants war. The other is seeking a way to deescalate and/or end it. So who is the villain in the story?

And now four lives are ruined. I hope the three are held accountable for causing the death of the fourth, but I have to ask…where the fuck are the parents of these 13 year old children?

“Holding it hostage” might be a bit dramatic here. He can do whatever he wants with his property. That includes pissing its potential revenue away. Because it’s his. Also, this guy sure sounds like a weird fucker.

Dear lord, do you assholes hear yourselves? The word “chow” has been synonymous with “food” for generations. The only bigots here are you, complainers. They’re you.

Here’s one that will make you smile. I owe it to you after that string of links. And here’s another masterpiece. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.