Banjos is yet again occupied, so I’m stepping in. We’ve had unremitting snow and sleet, gray skies, and cold temps. Welcome to spring in western NY. On the fun side, I’ve found my dog’s weak spot- he is scared shitless of other dogs. This is amusing as hell, but on the minus side, I was supposed to take him on a canal walk with an intelligent and lovely person of the female persuasion who is bringing her two French bulldogs. He’d better develop some balls before then.

Although the gray weather can lead to seasonal affective disorder, maybe birthdays will perk me up. Today’s include another man-plan guy; the one known for actually being right; a guy who taught the Chinese to drive; a (((guy))) whom I’m predicting is within a light year of being canceled (not joking); a guy who was quite renowned; the creator of a heart-warming family who was an actual asshole; a guy who should have been in 2001; a guy who seems to have been in an inordinate number of my favorite movies; and a guy who was, by and large, a pretty good senator (e.g., his infamous critique of the NSF was milder than mine would be, but scathing enough to enrage all the right people).

Let’s get it on and Link.

 

I don’t like agreeing with him, but he’s not wrong.

 

Silicon Valley meets Silicon Valley.

 

No matter how they’re spinning it, the answer is you and me.

 

I just can’t imagine why people are leaving California.

 

I’ve seen this movie.

 

Exactly what that old shithead deserves.

 

“Isolated incident.”

 

Old Guy Music today is a bouncy little ditty much loved by SP. And is a nod toward the aforementioned female-type person.