Appropriate music.

 

TOO-LOCAL NEWS: There is a perfectly good four-lane road at the edge of my neighborhood. The speed limit is 35 mph, and the county makes a shit-ton of money from speed trapping along this road. The usual suspects have colluded with some idiot county planner and want to steal two travel lanes and turn those into bike lines which are not needed since there is a network of quiet residential streets that go through the neighborhood in the same direction. The only good part of this plan is a turnout lane in the center, but that, too, is unnecessary since in practice the existing two inner travel lanes serve as turn lanes. I’ve written before about how the anti-car movement co-opts naive do-gooders and neighborhood activists.

BOOT GIRLS OF ATLANTA: No, not the type of boot girls in your femdom fantasies, you sick little monkey; these fierce chicks will remove the parking boot from your vehicle for a reasonable price which undercuts the private parking enforcement companies. Sure trespassing (parking) is a dick move, but so is booting the car: “It is a crazy thing to say the normal cure for an unauthorized entry on your property is to insist that the trespasser remain on your property,” according to the Chief Justice of Georgia. Apparently parking boots use a limited number of keys and the article links to a totally legitimate business which sells such keys, no questions asked.

SADBEARD STRIKES AGAIN: Matty Yglesias throws a tantrum because DC government can’t suspend Virginia and Maryland drivers licenses over parking violations on DC city streets. This is the same little shitweasel who loves to take photos of the license plates of illegally parked cars and post them on the Twitter.

BELOVED OSCAR MAYER WIENERMOBILE RENAMED: It’s now the “frankmobile.” Way to suck all the fun out of things, Oscar Mayer.

LONG, SERIOUS READ OF THE DAY: “In the wake of the Durham report, we must ask whether our state security apparatus is compatible with republican government.” –The American Conservative

FBI WHISTLEBLOWERS ALLEGE RETALIATION, ABUSE OF CLEARANCE PROCESS: Your daily rage trigger, folks.

LUNAR FLASHLIGHT MISSION FAILS TO ACHIEVE LUNAR ORBIT: We had such high hopes for this little cubesat which was supposed to measure the amount of water ice in the permanently dark craters at the moon’s south pole. “[I]ssues with the original propulsion system for the Lunar Flashlight spacecraft, a solar sail, forced managers to switch to an alternative design using non-toxic ‘green’ propellant.” Notice the word “forced.” Hopefully NASA will redo this mission with proven technology.

IMPORTANT WEBSITE ANNOUNCEMENT, TLDR VERSION: Be prepared for website access disruptions next Wednesday, May 24, starting at 8:00 PM Eastern, for a planned upgrade. Be prepared for change.

IMPORTANT WEBSITE ANNOUNCEMENT, LONG VERSION: The long-awaited big website update is tentatively scheduled for next Wednesday, May 24, starting at 8:00 PM Eastern. This update will hopefully fix the intermittent problems with site access and comment posting. WebDom: “I have to update the infrastructure to make it more secure and stable. To do so, we can’t use the current theme. It’s not compatible and the theme developers stopped supporting it. I can replicate the look and feel *pretty closely* with the new design, but our [readers] are going to have to deal.” IOW, you may see a sidebar when accessing the website from some platforms.