Sorry to disappoint, but SugarFree had to go out to buy pants today to wear to a work meeting. This seems unfair because he has such spectacular calves, it seems a pity to cover them up. Nonetheless, me being a perennial bench warmer, the manager told me to get my ass on the field.

And speaking of getting one’s ass on the field, birthdays today include an anti-vaxxer who had a close shave; a guy who was more archetype than stereotype; a guy who was brave and worldly; a woman who pre-dated Dick Martin; one of FDR’s useful idiots; the live action Betty Rubble; Don Imus’s spirit animal; my nemesis when I had a young child; my favorite pitcher to watch when I was a kid; a guy who made a stunning proportion of my favorite movies; a guy who, every time I hear him sing, makes me wonder, “Why, exactly, is he famous?”; one of my teenage celebrity crushes- intriguingly large mouth and stunning legs; a chick who, true to TMBG, wants a prosthetic forehead on her real head; and a guy most famous for not fucking Mena Suvari.

Onward and Linkward!

 

Was it COVID or global warming?

 

So our newspapers aren’t the only ones talking about this ain’t-ever-gonna-happen idea.

 

Some people really should not have been allowed to reproduce.

 

“Universities are places of learning, not of indoctrination.” Uh huh, sure.

 

It’s amusing that the American Progs have picked up on this and are using it as their latest excuse for antisemitism. Of course, this is EXACTLY what they advocate for the US Supreme Court. Irony meter is pegged.

 

Emma Gonzales hardest hit.

 

Joe Biden hardest hit.

 

Blues on an oud. Yeah, the Old Guy does have some weird tastes.