I am wall-to-wall meetings today, so this is going to be even more distracted than usual. Although no particular ocular incidents to report. We took the kids to the zoo yesterday, the zoo declined to keep any of them, which I think is a travesty. My older two get so pissed off when I stop the zoo attendant and say I have two for the ape enclosure. The orangutans were not this entertaining. Like any good dad joke, it was a little stale the first time, but I keep deploying it.

CNN wants everyone to know that a black man is off the plantation walking around like a free man. What a poorly written hit piece.

That’s a lotta water.

Sounds like a floating good time. Unless you’re the tasty treats.

Seems like more of a wrasslin’ move than a bug.

 

I always liked this song.