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THE ULTIMATE IN BROOKLYN HIPSTER COMMUNIST DOUCHEBAGGERY: Friends of stabbed activist blame ‘structural wrongs,’ not the stabber, for their friends’ death. Remember kids, you get more of what you reward. Every. Single. Time. Late-breaking: suspect arrested.

FEDERAL COURTS REMAIN SKEPTICAL OF BIDEN ADMIN CENSORSHIP: Fifth Circuit modifies scope of existing injunction against CISA. This is all ancillary to the ongoing lawsuit; the District Court has yet to actually rule on the case but it’s a hopeful sign.

HE’S JUST AN EXCITABLE BOY: “Commander was bouncing around. He seemed very lively, high spirited and playful. He’s a good-looking dog.” Life imitates art. “President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, has been removed from the White House after staff were repeatedly subjected to far more attacks from the animal than the administration has acknowledged.” And we all know what would happen if one of our dogs so much as growled through a screen door at a cop.

WE ALL KNEW MG AUTOMOBILES WERE DEATH TRAPS: Glasgow man ‘kidnapped’ by runaway electric vehicle. Even though MG cars are now made in China, the taint of Lucas Electrics still haunts them.

AND SPEAKING OF SHITTY PARTS FROM THE UK: Delta Air Lines Inc. has discovered unapproved components in “a small number” of its jet aircraft engines, becoming the latest carrier and fourth major US airline to disclose the use of fake parts.

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER POTENTIAL NEW TREATMENT FOR NICOTINE ADDICTION: Theta-burst transcranial magnetic stimulation. Remember the last time they told you that they just wanted to pass some electromagnetic energy through your brain and you’d be a lot happier and more productive?

OKLAHOMA TRAILER PARK CAT-EATING PYTHON: You’re welcome. It’s links like this that linksters live for, folks.

THINLY-VEILED, ANTI-MUSK HIT PIECE: “According to the report, which made use of information obtained by Bloomberg via a Freedom of Information Act request, the SpaceX Starship launch burned four acres of a nearby Texas state park. At the very least, a group of blue land crabs and seven bobwhite quail eggs were ‘incinerated.‘”