NPR TURNS ON SINGLE MOMS: Amirite, OMWC? Except this is “turning on” in the sense of turning against, not in the sense of sexual arousal. Sure, the article talks about two-parent households being better for kids, but single dads with custody are extremely rare and generally occurs only in the case of widowing. Note the use of the bullshit term “privilege” in the book title.

THE STORIES WE TELL ABOUT GUNS MUST CHANGE: Time magazine ponders how to make gun-grabbing propaganda even more pervasive and insufferable. Note the velvet Orwellian creaminess of “fact-based narrative.” [h/t to Warty and SugarFree for the phrasings]

FAUCI TO RECEIVE ETHICS PRIZE:  “Dr. Anthony Fauci, a physician, immunologist and infectious disease expert, has been selected as the winner of the 2024 Inamori Ethics Prize by the Inamori International Center for Ethics and Excellence at Case Western Reserve University, the university announced Wednesday.” The one thing I have learned is that these awards often go to the worst, least-deserving people — Kissinger winning a Nobel Peace Prize, a local shitbag journalist winning a Pulitzer, and now this. Please add your own examples in the comments.

THE DOPPLER EFFECT AND THE SEARCH FOR EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE: The search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) will likely be sped up thanks to new results that narrow down how alien radio signals would drift in frequency as a result of the Doppler shift caused by their home planet’s orbit around its star.

REGULATORS DINGED BY SPACE BIZ WITNESSES AT CONGRESSIONAL HEARING: “The five witnesses argued that not only is the current regulatory framework not achieving its ideal goals, but it is stifling growth and innovation in the commercial launch market.”