I think I’m the only male in this part of Brooklyn who doesn’t have a man-bun. And last night, I went to a Prog Party held by a bunch of Tomb Raider’s long-time friends. I heard much about the impending Death of Democracy and the Rise of Fascism. They’re right about that but wrong in the direction from which it comes. One guy talked to us about the house he just bought to bug out when Trump takes over as Dictator. In Mexico. Because everyone knows how much freer and more democratic Mexico will be. Another conversation was about how people THINK they have gluten sensitivities, but it’s really about the poisons that kkkorporations put into the flour. My favorite was actually from Tomb Raider’s ex-husband, who was freaking out that Israel had arrested the heads of the Al Shifa hospital. “But they’re DOCTORS!” Yeah, so was Josef Mengele, dude. New York really is Hell, but with good pizza.

Even in Hell, people celebrate birthdays, and today’s burning candles are lit for two guys I always mix up; a guy who was The Man of Steel long before Clark Kent; a guy who satisfied many mid-life crises; the model for all of the drug warriors; the last good man to hold the papacy; the spirit animal of Hamas; a guy who convinced us to make shitty coffee; a spiritual descendent of Igor Sikorsky; the quintessential Star Trek villain; someone much better than Margo Kidder; a guy who undeservedly lived in the shadow of his brother; a guy who had a patent on deadpan; a guy who was the butt of many sick jokes (“Three Funerals and a Wedding”) and was peripherally in Seinfeld; and easily the best TV teenager.

On to the actual Links.

 

Yes, I do have questions.

 

Why is this absolutely no surprise?

 

I’m sure this was done with full judicial review. Or Jewdicial review.

 

Bernie reverts to form.

 

Wait ’til they hear about Led Zeppelin.

 

Scratch Ecuador off my travel list.

 

I can fix her.

 

Back in the days when Fusion Jazz was new and interesting, there was the Old Man’s favorite Fusion band… and they were monsters in concert.