BITING THE HANDS THAT FED HER: Heather Stark created a girl empowerment curriculum. “Before the pandemic, we partnered with schools to deliver our curriculum. When the shutdown occurred, we lost those partnerships, but we found the homeschool crowd. This community accepted us wholeheartedly.” They bought her product and paid her bills, and she then turned on them with a hit piece in the Huffington Post.

USED SCHOOLGIRL PANTY VENDING MACHINES OF PHOBOS: Okay, not really, but still awesome. Reference.

SPEAKING OF HOME SCHOOLING: “Home schooling has become — by a wide margin — America’s fastest-growing form of education, as families from Upper Manhattan to Eastern Kentucky embrace a largely unregulated practice once confined to the ideological fringe, a Washington Post analysis shows.” Totally unbiased there, WaPo. Largest growth in DC, NY, SD, RI, and CA; that’s a lot of defection from two high population, deep blue states. Granted, many home schoolers do mediocre jobs at best, but then again so do failed public schools and at least the home schooled are presumably much safer.

FINNISH STARTUP TOUTS NEW ALCOHOL PRODUCTION METHOD: Finland-based Aircohol has developed technology that enables captured carbon [from traditional fermentation processes] to be used as a raw material in the production of a new type of alcohol by breweries and distilleries. “We take that CO2 and feed it into Aircohol process,” ​Hämäläinen explained. “We have developed a unique bioreactor and a plant-based bioprocess that provides optimal growth conditions to grow and produce biomass.”

NEXT STARSHIP TEST LAUNCH INCHES TOWARDS GOVERNMENT APPROVAL: It’s pretty hard to reach for the stars when you are hobbled on earth. Space-X passed the FAA safety review, but is still waiting for their permission slip from the US Fish and Wildlife Service. And then, back to the FAA for a launch license.

MEA CULPA: I’ve been terrible about editorial duties and correspondence for a few months. New boyfriend, cycling, disc golf, general slackness. But the weather has turned cold and things have settled down. I have caught up with everyone, but if I haven’t please let me know.