Biggest match of the weekend

The Dodgers are trying to buy a team and win their first real World Series in forever.  The Saints got drilled by the Rams. Read the bylaws before you leave next time, you clowns. And there’s some pretty big games in European soccer this weekend, headlined by Liverpool-Arsenal tomorrow. Enjoy them. Now on to…the links!

What a dummy. He’d have been better off selling them on a street corner in that city. As hard as it probably is to get ammo there anonymously, he could have financed his entire trip.

How could he suffer permanent harm? Is he afraid people will recognize his tiny, baby dick?

This will be an interesting case. I don’t remember it well enough to opine. Maybe some of you do.

Cheater

We’ve reached the “Find Out” phase, apparently. I guess this guy will have his entire history looked into now so somebody can call him a racist, or a sexist, or a homophobe. Bet on it.

I guess they conferred with the biology department. Good for them.

Crook

I’m completely shocked a Chicago pol is corrupt! Oh wait, the shock comes when you find one that isn’t.

I bet there’s a lot of other stupid shit too. But I’m a bit behind so I ain’t got time to read the whole article.

I’m really confused. Do they not have fraud laws that can be used once fraud occurs? Or does the federal government think Latinos are too stupid to have any agency and/or the ability to read and understand contracts.

Here’s a classic. Just awesome. And here’s another that can’t be passed over.

Enjoy them both. And enjoy this lovely Friday as we get into Christmas weekend. May God bless all of you and those you love.