HAMAS FIGHTERS SURRENDER, GET STRIP SEARCHED: Israeli beaches are known for major boobage, just not like this. Do you guys even lift? And the indignity of this is nothing compared to what the hostages went through.

SHAMING VAX-DENYING BODIES: More than a quarter of people injected with mRNA Covid jabs suffered an unintended immune response created by a glitch in the way the vaccine was read by the body, a study has found. Got that? It’s not the holy and perfect vaxes that are at fault; it’s your own stupid body. The article claims there are no adverse affects when this happens.

CLIMATE ACTIVISTS VANDALIZE ST MARK’S BASILICA: Demand climate reparation payout. Interesting that they used chocolate milk; I thought they were supposed to be against cattle. Also interesting they defaced a church while claiming to take inspiration from commie pope.

FLORIDA MAN GETS OWN TV SHOW: Netflix has an amusing miniseries about an ex-cop who returns to his native Florida to track down a mobster’s runaway girlfriend.

FOUR LEGS GOOD; TWO LEGS BAD: College students support “from the river to the sea” slogan, but many are unaware exactly which river and which sea it refers to.

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION WIPES ASS WITH CONSTITUTION, YET AGAIN: The Biden administration has determined that it has the authority to seize the patents of certain high-priced medicines, a move that could open the door to a more aggressive federal campaign to slash drug prices.

NEXT STARSHIP FLIGHT MAY DEMO IN-FLIGHT LOX TRANSFER (NO BAGEL): In October 2020, NASA awarded SpaceX $53 million to conduct such a trial in Earth orbit. The contract calls for SpaceX to transfer 11 tons (10 metric tons) of liquid oxygen between tanks inside a Starship vehicle. It’s somewhat disappointing in that they’re only pumping LOX between two tanks in the same vehicle, as opposed to pumping it between two vehicles. But such an advanced test would require a second vehicle, and perhaps an astronaut to connect the hose. Unknown if SpaceX already has that part figured out or is still working on it. IIRC this will be the first ever in-flight transfer of fuel or oxidizer.

KOOL STORY, BRO: Biden delays menthol cigarette ban after black leaders tell him it’s racist. The date has been delayed once again and is now set for March 2024.

GLIBZOOM TACKY HOLIDAY ATTIRE CONTEST: KK will hold a tacky holiday attire contest on the GlibZoom on Saturday, Dec 16. The winner will receive a $20 Amazon gift card and bragging rights for a year. Bring out your ugly sweaters and tacky headgear. The winner will be chosen by popular vote. No voting for yourself. KK not eligible to win. You must be on camera at 10:00 to be eligible to win. You don’t have to show your face but you do have to show us your tacky garment. Big Glibs thanks to KK for coming up with this and donating the prize.