I ain’t got no sports news. Nothing at all. So I’m moving on to…the links!

LOfuckingL!

I thought you were supposed to never go full retard. Unfortunately these people did not heed that advice.

This is completely outrageous! And I thought the people in the story above were fucking retarded.

And I’m not sure I’d call these people retarded. They were obviously smart enough to attain their current positions.  So I qualify them as authoritarian cocksuckers, not retards. (Yes, it’s finally a bit about the Colorado Supreme Court.)

Four of these people hate due process

All are welcome! Just don’t import the retarded politics you are fleeing, please.

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. And I feel terrible for their families.

I’m surprised they haven’t blamed Greg Abbott. Or Trump, even. I remember when the media lost their shit when people brought a sick kid over 1000 miles to Del Rio and she died. I guess this time is (D)ifferent.

WOW! How does a small company lose that much money in such a short time? And who was dumb enough to give them that much to begin with?

I’m sure the free (read: stolen and redistributed) will work this time! The places its failed just weren’t doing it hard enough.

I was gonna get this song in at some point this week. I assume y’all expected it. And you definitely knew I’d play this one. ::pours beer out::

Enjoy them both. And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends!