Since the Pro Bowl doesn’t count as sports news, I’ll just move past that and straight on to the links today.

“Please send moar moneys.”

This is a recurring theme. I assume the old leadership will retire to their shiny new villas on the Riviera. And the means with which they procured them will all be above board.  ::YAWN::

They can fuck right off with this. This might possibly be the worst piece of legislation I’ve seen come down the pike since the PATRIOT Act.  It’s that fucking bad. So of course Dan Crenshaw is touting it.

“No biggie. Move along.”

Which classified docs probe is this? Oh, right. It’s the one where nobody is being charged from when a Senator without classification authority took classified docs home, stuck them in a garage or a desk at a university, and simply left them there for more than a decade.  Which is all perfectly fine, I suppose.

I only hope there’s a reckoning for this kind of thing one day. Because its barbaric and until there are consequences it will continue.

Hippos!

This story is hilarious. I’ll let you decide if you agree or not.

I assume this will go nowhere. Because the rule of law doesn’t really exist in DC anymore.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! What’s next, are they gonna posthumously give the Peace Prize to people who colluded with the Nazis to deport Jews from Poland and France to concentration camps?

This can’t be good for the bottom line. Or for their public image.

Ah, the 80’s. The best decade. The absolute best. Enjoy a taste of it.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.