My poor students are suffering through a couple weeks of lectures on the Second Law, complete with trenchant comments. This comes after several weeks of Boltzmann distributions and statistical entropy. I tell myself that their eyes are closed because they’re so overwhelmed with the profundity of my explanations of Carnot cycles and Clausius inequalities. In the meantime, I’m so damn busy trying to keep up, I’m neglecting upkeep (not to mention you fine people). My house looks like the IDF chased Sinwar into here. Well then, without further ado, our usual birthdays and Links.

Birthdays today are a bit wanting… but let’s not ignore one of the original great horror writers (and linguist); a guy who actually could find the Man in the Boat; a guy who actually did die; a mediocre career leach who somehow still haunts us; a guy who got destroyed; arguably the best TV mom ever; one more guy who straddled the line between genius and evil; a guy who no kidding Sloopy got me an autographed picture of his ass; and a goofy manic pixie with massive talent.

That said, Links next.

 

OK, this may be entertaining, but really, how it it actually relevant to the case?

 

Shrinkage! It was cold in that pool!

 

Every once in a while, a congresschimp says something true.

 

Train ’em young.

 

“We don’t understand this. These cars were programmed by our top engineer, Wu Mei Huang!”

 

“Dirty bird!”

 

For Old Guy Music today, here is perfection.