No sports…moving on to the links.

You’re not No. 1, asshole.

A path to victory? A PATH TO VICTORY?!?!?!?! They have no path to victory unless Iran drops a surprise nuke on Tel Aviv and the border fence somehow keeps the heat to the right of it.

There is no free market. Contracts and agreements between two parties no longer matter in this day and age.  This can’t possibly be legal, can it?

Good news, everybody! No, for real. This is awesome.

He seems sane.

PepsiCo might want to tighten up their hiring practices. Unless they actually wanted the freakshow to work for them and didn’t care.  I guess we’re about to find out if they’re gonna end up losing shelf space like Bud Light has.

Oh look: they’re leaning into the condescension again. I remember the last time they really pushed hard like this (in 2016). It ended with a bunch of them crying on-air in November.

This guy needs to be put in a mental hospital. He’s very obviously crazy.

Not laughing now, are you?

I’m shocked! Shocked that these dummies didn’t see this coming. But not so shocked that the NLRB has weighed in and will likely ignore the concept of free association and will force them to hire them back and then let them set their own terms of employment.

Maybe they’re finally waking up. But I doubt it. And even if this happens, the courts up there will find a way to strike them down as “inhumane” or some other retarded reason.

The start of this song always reminds me of the organists at MLB games from the 80s trying to get the fans excited. And that adds to it, in my opinion. And this song just reminds me of the 80s in general. Which is a good thing. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends!