This years design.
So this is WebDoms creation for this years Hot Dog Day. Based on the dispatches I’m receiving, it’s a good day not to be in Glibs Gulch.
Links?
I hope he gets on every state ballot, just for the lulz.
Wasn’t this supposed to happen the last three years as well?
So this happened yesterday. I guess Fox was doing a live broadcast about 20 feet away when he lit himself up. It took a few seconds before they realized it was a dude on fire and they cut away.
I have zero reasons to visit Mexico ever again.
Speaking of no reason to go to Mexico.
Okay, that’s it for me. I’m going to go cook up some wienies in solidarity.
From what little I saw of CNN’s coverage (posted somewhere online,) they seemed to be covering it with great glee. 🔥
Yep. Fox was apologizing for showing it to the viewers and CNN was thrilled someone immolated themselves because Trump.
As I said yesterday, I predict Trump gets charged with arson.
And of course we get this manifesto, but not the Tennessee Tranny’s manifesto.
There was a hearing held four days ago.
On what?
OT, but for those of you with TCM, Bugsy Malone is coming on at 8:00 PM ET today. Certainly not a perfect movie, but a lot of fun.
The Wolf Man is on Svengoolie, so I will be watching, per usual. TCM isn’t on my streaming channels as of yet.
Hmmm… odd, mostly.
We need common sense pie safety laws.
I love that PTA chose Bad News Bears for the other.
From the manifesto:
“Notably, actor Rob Lowe, who was supporting Dukakis, was victim of a teen sex blackmail operation at the DNC that year. Since we know Clinton is a close associate with teen sex blackmail artist Jeffrey Epstein, we can suddenly make perfect sense of the nonsensical speech by applying this lens: Bill Clinton is a cocky mob boss who blackmailed Mike Dukakis because Dukakis thought his job was to help the public. He teases out the future public revelation that Kitty Dukakis drank rubbing alcohol, and offers a strange anecdote about the crack epidemic that reveals he is an exceedingly proud drug runner.”
Whelp….no argument here.
Dukakis was in the tank for Clinton?
🤨
Best hot dogs. Not available here and shipping rates are insane
https://carolinapackers.com/collections/order-bright-leaf/products/bright-leaf-bag-franks-5-lbs
Paging Christine Blasey-Ford:
Woman Tells House Committee She Attended Party With Gaetz Where Drugs, Naked Underaged Girl Were Present
Interesting how pronunciations have changed/eliminated alternatives in a relatively short amount of time. 60-70 year old programs pronounce the following
Homo-cide
Pro-tea-ins
Vit-a-mins
American or Brit programs?
American.
Interesting. “Vit-a-mins” struck me as British sounding. Maybe they still pronounce it that way?
They do!
Probably an influence of mid-Atlantic in the movie/broadcast industry.
+ alu-minium
+ jag-you-ar and Nica-rag-you-uh
An-tig-you-ah
fuRORee
Prem Ear League
Te-am work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7OrFs-BF1M
I’ve noticed the last two but not the homo-cide one, I’ve also noticed that Marshall Dillon is a humongous dickwad.
TH: I think you mentioned Phillip Kerr here sometime. I bought one of this trilogies and have read The March Violets. Not bad.
Homo-cide
Fun fact- Weezer stole that look.
Los Ang-a-leez
Grrrrr, I hate that!
It was good enough for Bugs Bunny.
Heard on old Perry Masons too.
What have you got against X?
https://youtu.be/fUiZHt6sqg4?si=bmjyq9nuhVE9oYO1
Auntie Mame says “pro-tea-in”.
Watching the Democrats chimp out over RFK is amusing as all get-out.
RFK acts like the LP’s nomination was his for the asking. I doubt the LP is that far gone yet.
Well after GayJay and all of the rest…
Drinks and Bob Ross marathon on Youtube. Also, yelling and rage quitting? And the possibility of boobies (* cough * sloper’s * cough *)?
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09
Also licorice jelly beans
How much for Sloper to keep his top on?
$20. Same as down slope.
I’ve had my fill of rage-quitting and yelling.
I can get that live from Jugsy.
Adult Swim has been streaming Space Ghost Coast to Coast to celebrate it’s 30th anniversary.
Turns out it’s deadhead’s boobies, which are symmetrical and perky
Elon Musk and the Cybermats
Ext-term-in-ate! Ext-term-in-ate!
Civil war
A Washington, D.C., judge issued a dire warning Friday about the effects of the January 6 attack.
U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan sentenced Scott Miller, a former Proud Boys leader who fought with multiple police officers while trying to storm the Capitol building, to 66 months in prison. This is one of the longest sentences that Chutkan has given. She cited Miller’s actions at the Capitol, as well as evidence that he held Nazi beliefs and thought that Washington, D.C., residents should be executed.
Previously, the longest sentences Chutkan had handed down related to the insurrection were 63 months long, given to two other violent offenders at the Capitol. Chutkan described the storming of the Capitol as “close to as serious a crisis as this nation has ever faced.”
“It can happen again,” Chutkan, who is expected to preside over Donald Trump’s criminal trial for trying to overturn the 2020 election, said Friday. “Extremism is alive and well in this country. Threats of violence continue unabated.”
Those threats have become normalized in Republican discourse, with right-wing figures across the country invoking violence and urging their supporters to arm themselves. The man behind it all, Donald Trump, has yet to face any consequences thanks to the Supreme Court holding up his case over questions of presidential immunity.
We need more thoughtful, dispassionate and neutral jurists like her.
Muh country. Where did it go.
I can’t even keep track of all the court cases against Trump. I know, by design and all but shit.
Well, your day job is “firsting”. I doubt you have the time.
I thought his day job was a prostitute.
Bro gives handys behind the Waffle House dumpster for $5/load.
He also accepts GroupOn.
The subject of hotdogs always get Tres a little hot. They call him Little Tres With The Big Hole for a reason. He can take 5 cocks at once. An “art” he taught himself through the use of the largest hotdogs known to man.
With your acne scars and poor skin, you look like an AIDS-infected cock-junky that sells himself at rest areas to any trucker with spare change.
“Extremism is alive and well in this country. Threats of violence continue unabated.”
Barry Goldwater attempts escape from the grave
Damn Squirrels.
In any case, this weekend is my wife’s 50th, so last night was dinner at her choice of restaurants, https://www.elenisrestaurant.com/, and tomorrow is BBQ shopping.
Tonight, Dune, which I haven’t seen yet.
no no no
No No No
Good choice.
No No No – Deep Purple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNxpPWEwZ0&ab_channel=Beat-Club
No No No
NONONO – Pumpin Blood (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4I0PqNzKE&ab_channel=NONONO
+1 Derek St. Holmes. The man with the porn star name and rock star voice.
Possibly the only time in history the guy wearing the Pilgrim hat was cool.
Relevant
Oh c’mon. No one had this on their card?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HpZNE1Z9k
One reason to go to Mexico: https://imgur.com/gallery/WHupE9F
Another reason
Hah!
That’s what I was hoping for.
Saturday evening hotdog links!
Here at Glibs, we’re not afraid of some frank discussion.
Is that even kosher?
Or a Hebrew thing?
Nothing but lips and assholes!
Who (Glibs) are the lips. And who are the assholes?
I.am.the.370HSSV.
Did you get your garden tilled? I’m going to wait another couple weeks.
I did. I rented a big 8HP rear tine tiller. It was snowing while I did it. /only in Minnesoda.
The garlic is already up. I’m considering planting the onions and shallots soon.
Me: I’m going to be out of town for a week. So I’m moving all due dates back a week. So that means you’ll have about 4 weeks to complete a 2 page paper that’s due on April 21 (including the week we had no class).
Student: so I’m going to Hawaii for a week with my family. I was going to write the paper on the plane. But we had flight delays and I just now got WiFi. Can I have an extension?
Me: umm, no.
The balls on some people.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. #yolo
I guess personal pride, shame, and integrity are dead.
Sailors tell tales of the horrors that lie in Le Tres’s Hole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c&ab_channel=AlexBell
Severed cocks, radioactive mutant sperm, more beads than can be counted by any man. Puss that oozes from every orifice within the gaping orifice itself.
Just a word to all the computer people here: whomever decided that you could delete things without used the delete button while holding down some sort of control button needs to be taken out behind the server shed and Steve Smithed until they see the light, confess their sin, and go house to house reprograming all the computers they find.
Just sayin’.
Ctrl + Z!
CTRL F4 please
I avoid these problems by not mashing random keys on my keyboard.
Cat runs across it.
Paul Harvey tells the rest of the story about the origin of the hotdog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P44ZxymbBgg
Paul Harvey was full of shit.
We got another one…
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A Democrat Maryland elected official scolded a reporter Friday for asking about the transgender identity of a teenager accused of planning to commit a school shooting.
Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich was responding to a question about Andrea Ye, who goes by Alex, when he became visibly frustrated. Ye, 18, is accused of plotting to commit a mass shooting at Thomas Wootton High School and his former elementary school.
***
link
Nobody has ever tried to score cheap political points off painting mass shooters as being all straight white males. No one ever!
Why is it I remember Marc Elrich from fucking high school?
He threatened to shoot you?
You remember high school, sad
Google Street View shows a windowless van in front of what I believe to be the Terracotta coffee house in Alfred, NY.
Just sayin’.
lol
It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a First.
Not interested in Fisting (kinda gross)
Money is good.
Giving her pleasure is even better.
Vanilla is a start.
Vanilla after Bacon is pretty fucking good.
If I could cook you one dish: Pan Fried Salmon might be it.
Vanilla Ice after Kevin Bacon? Whatever floats your boat.
A bit late to the dead thread discussion, but my take on sex with sexbots that fake being underaged:
Fucking non-sentient machines should not be a crime. Justifying outlawing icky stuff like that because you suspect some people doing that might possibly theoretically carry that behavior onto live people in greater numbers than those who would be deterred because they now have an outlet – that’s PreCrime and ThoughtCrime and AccordingToMyModelMyModelisCorrect lawmaking.
I admittedly don’t have much sympathy for pedophiles being able to act out their sexual deviancy.
The question is less a matter of whether some will act on their impulses, but how many.
I have a better solution for those who have such impulses. Just go castrate yourself.
There are many pedophiles who delude themselves into thinking that their victims enjoy or want their attention. There is a major power element involved in that crime.
You can try to argue that they’ll have a victim-free outlet. I can argue that it will lead to greater social acceptance and feed into their delusions that there are willing victims out there.
-1 Weinstein
He didn’t subtract himself.
Physician, heal thyself.
It’s disgusting, but is playing first person shooters where you under people by the dozens or take on the role of a world conqueror or mafia enforcer?
And drawing the line can get real messy real quick. I don’t trust the government to figure out the difference between an elbow and an asshole, let alone the difference college aged co ed in a school uniform and kiddie porn.
It’s not much different than the current status quo with sex dolls, or cartoon/animated porn. And there’s plenty of barely legal teen l shit on every porn site.
I’m not naive enough to suggest the current system has never fucked anyone over for something stupid. I mean, we’ve seen the stories posted on here. But I don’t think there’s any “healthy” indulgence in kiddie porn.
We have animated and CGI porn now. How many of the people restrict themselves to access to just that?
Thank you robc. Saw London Pride in the cooler tonight and picked it up. Yes, not on tap but still quite nice. Tastes better in a pint glass than out of the bottle.
The rag tastes like shit
Wow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clergy_Project
It seems a worthy idea to me. Faith leaders suffering a crisis of belief need support more even than the laity.
After all, they can’t ALL become Unitarian Universalist ministers! 😄
Two questions:
1. What was the fireworks budget?
2. How many takes did they get?
https://youtu.be/KDMvN45sjo4?si=pseClEOxHPyFccKQ
As much as Cornel sang about suicide you would have thought someone close to him would have caught on.
I think he and his family did. He was on anti-anxiety medication when he died. IIRC, his wife sued the pharma company claiming it triggered suicidal ideation.
Look at the shoes you’re filling
Look at the blood we’re spilling
Look at the world we’re killing
The way we’ve always done before
Look in the doubt we’ve wallowed
Look at the leaders we’ve followed
Look at the lies we’ve swallowed
And I don’t want to hear no more
My hands are tied
For all I’ve seen has changed my mind
But still the wars go on as the years go by
With no love of God or human rights
‘Cause all these dreams are swept aside
By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars
+1 profound Guns ‘N Roses
I’ve always liked the song, and honestly, I very recently learned the lyrics of that part of the song ’cause it’s a little hard to understand. I was blown away that Axle wrote something that profound. I mean, it’s Axle.
Really, it’s Axl. I like it too. The song is about/inspired by the breakup of Yugoslavia and the ensuing violence between the Bosnians and Serbians.
Yeah, that’s what was happening at the time, but those are timeless lyrics. They still ring true today, and they would’ve been true 3,000 years ago.
The other day Nazareth was mentioned and the only songs that were linked were Hair of the Dog and Love Hurts.
Seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNazfh-LXnU
And that’s just the beginning. Hearts Grown Cold, Razamataz, This Flight Tonight… holy shit, people. Nazareth rocks!
What’s going on? You seem ornery. Is the other half of the QuadLaser not getting back to you?
Ha! Not at all. I’m always way behind the comments, so I have to save it all up for Saturday night.
MikeS stopped by my garage for a few beers this afternoon. Life is good.
I hope all is well with you.
“…holy shit, people. Nazareth rocks!”
Somewhere around here I have their complete works on original LPs.
Yeah, they had their moments. I was a bit of a fan.
Let’s Kix it up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeM3CmMA9K0
I assumed you were rocking out. I was thinking you would have chosen https://youtu.be/9kwvTPezO94?si=LD8gi5uX0-xXGsa0 or https://youtu.be/maSa1Hik6Lo?si=0deAEDkpmPG4uHfi
Allright, lets rock!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3RsOxKHr6k
🤘🤘
https://youtu.be/J72RaNL9c04?si=lUnvuCdC2y1OzdkV
👍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymlVe8P-CtA
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn’t turn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM
Man, I aint changed, but I know I aint the same
I stepped away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQMoH7hMx_g
You need to teach your brother how to First like this.
He came out the womb six years before me so he’s been lording that first over me my whole life. But that’s just motivated me to try to first harder. Ya know?
I stepped out
There it is. 👍
Were you expecting this instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVwtfnspNjA
The dogs were barkin, as the cars were parkin
the loan sharks were sharkin
the narcs were narcin
Practically everyone was there!
Everyone indeed
Just stop with covid shot commercials.
Morning Glibs!
🌄😋☕
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUtg1GOA2gc
🎸🎶
Really good cover.
And drug commercials in general.
Never take a prescription medication that has its own commercial.
Mornin’ all
Good morning, Beau and Sean!
Good morning GT!
So…what was that you were saying about dating at the end of the Friday overnight thread, hm??? 🤨
Maybe Beau was saying “Wannafud”?
/ducking
Nah, just whining that saying that to young men I fancy is utterly pointless. Sigh.
🙁
Short version — I’m testing the theorem “nobody loves you when you’re old and gay.” So far, it’s proving out 🙁
Grindr May be the worst software on the planet, which deeply offends my former developer self.
Huh. That was supposed to be a reply to GT. Go figure ;-\
lol I tried “Match.com” about 20 years ago. Never touched that scene again.