WHY IS SHE STILLL HERE? The mayor-elect of St. Paul, Minnesota, State Rep. Kaohly Vang Her (D) admitted earlier this year that she and her family are living illegally in the United States. Either this is performative bullshit, or she’s due consequences.

WE HAVE TO PROTECT OUR PHONY BALONEY JOBS: LAPD refuses to release crime map records, says data could lead to ‘public panic.’

RELIGION OF PEACE…AND TOLERANCE: FBI foils alleged terror plot planned for Halloween. The local (Detroit) reporting doesn’t mention this, but other sources say that the suspects scouted LGBTQ+ nightclubs ahead of the planned attack. I mention that not because targeting the QUILTBAG++ makes this worse; all lives matter equally, of course. But as our own beloved Animal observed, “[t]his serves as yet another illustration of the utter stupidity of the “Queers for Palestine” people.”

NOPE, TOTALLY NOT ABOUT THE COMMUNISM: Slate (of course) predictably progsplains how dislike for Mamdani is completely about racism and Islamophobia.

THE THIRD RAIL OF MEDICAL RESEARCH: Over at Brownstone, Professor Charlotte Kuperwasser dares to explore the possible link between the ‘Vid vax and cancer. That it is professionally dangerous to even entertain this notion should set off alarms. With every passing day it becomes increasingly obvious that we need COVID truth and reconciliation tribunals.

BYE, FELICIA: Nancy Pelosi will not seek re-election. The voters of her district will doubtlessly elect someone even worse, but at least that person won’t have the seniority of Pelosi.

SPURIOUS CORRELATIONS: Completely gratuitous link to a fun and funny website.

BLUE DOGS MYSTERY EXPLAINED: No, not Democrats, but the actual cerulean canines of Chernobyl. While they were unable to capture any of the blue bowsers, one vet speculates that they were rolling in the remains of a porta potty. Dogs rolling in shit; works for me.

CONSONANCE: I’m in a very Howard Cosell / Spiro Agnew (or more likely his speechwriter) mood today. “Nattering Nabobs of Negativism” keeps running through my head.