“Would it be the worst thing if Iran nuked Los Angeles?” the hat asked.
“Of course it would,” the hair said.
“It’s just a matter of time,” Donald grumbled.
“Think of all the leftists annihilated in a ball of fire, the sky split asunder,” the hat said. “It would be glorious.”
The hair sighed and Donald chuckled.
“We wouldn’t even have to encourage them,” Donald said. “They want to. They still hate Hollywood because of True Lies.”
“They would nuke Washington,” the hair said. “They would nuke us.”
“What if nuking L.A. created zombies?” the hat said. “Everyone loves zombies.”
“Do zombies still vote?” Donald asked.
“No, they are dead,” the hair said gently.
“But, I mean, can they vote? Can they even pick up a ballot? Wouldn’t their hands go right through it?” Donald asked.
“Huh?” the hair asked.
“He thinks zombies are ghosts,” the hat said.
“While zombies and ghosts are both dead, a zombie and ghost are not the same thing, Donald,” the hair waspish in schoolmarm.
“The Walking Dead is a very popular show,” the hat said. “It’s been on the air for something like forty years.”
“America must defend the Strait of America,” Donald said gravely. “No matter what Iran does.”
“Or we nuke it,” the hat said.
“We cannot nuke the Strait of Hormuz,” the hair said.
“Where’s that?” the hat asked. “Oh, you mean the Strait of America.”
“I will not nuke any part of America,” Donald said, “and the Strait of America is America.”
“And because it’s an important shipping lane…” the hair said.
“The whole world will eventually be America,” Donald said, “and no nuclear weapons will be needed unless we are fighting off the aliens when they attack.”
“Insectiod bastards,” the hat spat.
“Insectiod bastards,” the hat spat.
Starship Troopers calling.
Do the Bugs have a concept of marriage? What would a bastard in a Eusocial species look like? Are those the eggs laid by workers which other workers tend to kill?
*Note, Eusocial workers laying eggs is a rare but non-zero event. I believe the offspring would be parthenogenic if allowed to live, but the nest’s response is to destroy eggs not from the Queen.
“Would it be the worst thing if Iran nuked Los Angeles?” the hat asked.
“Gee, I wish we had one o’ them doomsday machines.”
He’s never seen Z Nation.
Sad!
You even need to ask? The Graveyard Vote is a solid electoral contingent.
Do zombies vote? What the fuck is the majority of the Democratic party Donald?
I wonder he’s going to join in the joyous celebrations that Antifa has planned for today.
“Now let him enforce it”
/AJ
It seemed like the perfect plan!
Michael Smith, 54, pleaded guilty in March to using AI to generate thousands of songs and then streaming them billions of times with bots, generating more than $8 million in royalties.
https://www.billboard.com/pro/ai-music-streaming-fraud-sentence-man-18-months-prison-scam/