“Betrayed,” Donald said darkly. “Everyone is against me. The n-n-nerve of these people.”
“You offered them paradise and they spat in your face,” the hat said.
“He’s stuttering,” the hair said, worry in his voice. “He stammers but never really stutters.”
“He’s fine except the knife in his back,” the hat said.
“They all betrayed me,” Donald fumed.
“First the libertarians, fucking Massie,” the hat said. “And Justin Amash, that fuck.”
“Yes, all nine libertarians in the country really tipped the midterms,” the hair drolled.
“And after I gave them the beautiful war against Iran,” Donald said. He turned in his chair and looked out the window in The Oval Office, wavy from layers of bulletproof materials.
“And then young White men,” the hat said. “Voting for Democrats aren’t going to get you a few crumbs of pussy, ya broccolihead dumbfucks.”
“And have you seen Democratic women?” the hair asked. “Is even a crumb worth it?”
“Yeah, that crumb is probably all covered in cat hair and smells like miconazole,” the hat said. Donald chuckled.
“They all have big tits now,” Donald said, “much bigger than in my day.”
“Father!” Barron called from the hallway. “We have been betrayed!”
“Yes, my Son,” Donald said and held out his arms, gathering the giant boy in for a hug.
“I will destroy them, Father, for what they have done to you. I will destroy them.”
“WOO!” the hat cried.
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves,” the hair said, “I saw that in a fortune cookie.”
“I want you to destroy them, my Son,” I shall make you a weapon.”
“One that runs on poontang and blood,” the hat added.
“Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?” Barron asked. “Come, let me clutch thee.”
“What?” Donald the hat asked at the same time.
“It’s from a play, Father.”
“Play?” the hat asked.
“MacBeth, you ignorant boob” the hair said.
“I don’t know what sort of nonsense that school is teaching you, but I don’t like it,” Donald said.
“It’s Shakespeare, Father.”
“Well, I’ve never met him and I already don’t like him,” Donald said.
“Well, I’ve never met him and I already don’t like him,” Donald said.
A sound policy.
Why can’t that motherfucker speak plain english?
“Voting for Democrats aren’t going to get you a few crumbs of pussy, ya broccolihead dumbfucks.”
Wishful thinking but it may (or not) get the voter few crumbs
Thanks, SF
Pretty sure if I had, I would have avoided at least one political debate before bedtime.
“Yes, all nine libertarians in the country really tipped the midterms,” the hair drolled.
well i have been hearing for years that the problem with US and the UK is extreme libertarianism
I didn’t expect the Hair to be the voice of reason.
“He’s fine except the knife in his back,” the hat said.
He needed a life preserver and they tossed him an anvil.
“Voting for Democrats aren’t going to get you a few crumbs of pussy, ya broccolihead dumbfucks.”
its a tough dating market if you aint no Chad
I guess the race traitor won in Florida.
So at least Florida Man has that going for him.
Florida being ok for republicans is exclusively due to them having a very effective governor in DeSantis for awhile.
Next election here will be a bloodbath because Byron Donalds is a total loser, criminal hack… so I have that to look forward to for the next 4 years, and then the resulting Democrat-led government will be fun… blegh.
Steve Harvey was going on and on about the elections and warning his people to stay aware because the racists are laying low right now, but they are making plans and they will be back.
He also mentioned many historic firsts for blacks, but Florida was never mentioned.
I miss the days when I thought Harvey was just a banal comedian.
my friend in dutchland is all dommer about the US elections. You damn people are depressing Europeans.
Jeffrey Dommer?
OT: from yesterday’s football story. The real victim is the killer: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c6zxjz40l280o
This makes no sense. I’ve been reliably informed that all Europeans hate Trump and all Republicans.
there are few that dont or more like saw ehm as some last bulwark against islamosocialism.
Maybe his friend supports AfD?
AfD is in deutschland not dutchland
Ah, so a supporter of Geert!
he is generally lower taxes and no more muslims, whatever that means.
He is a bit of a Musk fan though.
Ah, a Tepis voter.
Back on course
Stocks ripped higher on Wednesday as a decisive victory by Democrats in the U.S. midterm elections — and President Donald Trump’s acceptance of the results — removed political uncertainty risk hanging over Wall Street.
Democrats won majorities in both the House of Representatives and Senate, and scored victories in key gubernatorial races like Texas. The Democrats will now be a check on the policies of Trump, who’s enacted business-friendly tax cuts, while also pursuing tariffs and a war in Iran that’s boosted inflation.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average traded 1,514 points, or 2.9%, higher. The 30-stock index moved back above 53,000 for the first time since Sept. 8. The S&P 500 gained 1.7%, while the Nasdaq Composite jumped 1.9%.
Gridlock wins again.
All tax cuts are consumer friendly you rtards
Not if they cut the taxes only of employees of certain government agencies and activist NGOs.
Honestly, I like gridlock better than either party having unified control.
It’s not like Congress passed any significant legislation in the last two years. More of the same.
2 more years of gridlock!
I should have sold oil stocks Friday. I’m taking a pounding.
My money is in index funds, not sector funds or individual companies.
Probably a good day to buy oil stocks. Not like the election is going to have any real long term impact on oil.
‘ I’m taking a pounding.’
Go on…
https://x.com/JoshShapiroPA/status/2117848198886613436
Hoo boy!
I should probably buy a helmet.
codify reproductive freedom
Careful, you might get aborted.
Another Theory Shot To Shit – fIREHOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbQReyOXJ_0
A criminally underrated band.
Another pretend moderate
“Josh is excited to kill babies and buy Philadelphia bus passes”
We were already thinking about selling here and building down south.
What if you need to hide more than two bodies? Asking for a friend.
Silly NA, the graves are decoys for Law Enforcement. You don’t put anyone in those graves.
Hogs
This is why i bought a backhoe.
Smart.
My testosterone just spiked to dangerous levels. It’s difficult to see with the hair growing out of my retinas.
Idaho dodged the bullet and stayed sane. I’ll gawk at the rest of the country from my compound.
I am a little bit curious to see what my state of Texas does now with a Democrat governor. We haven’t haven’t had one since I was a kid, with Ann Richards.
She didn’t last too long. I expect this one won’t either.
They mistake this for a full progressive lurch among the electorate and make unpopular laws.
Dolph Briscoe was over the state when I graduated high school. He was in for a long time. The spell of continuous democrat governors was broken after him by Bill Clements. Prior to that Texas did not have a seriously diversified economy and just relied on oil revenue. It was pretty bleak back then.
For now.
A lot of races have really tightened up.
All those economic immigrants from the west side claim to be conservative and shocking, many of them vote just like they did when they lived in Seattle.
We’ll get a third house seat in 2030 and it will go to a radical Boise nut.
Another betrayer!
https://x.com/jdvance/status/2118004988433641835
Not a huge Vance fan, but he’s basically right.
Also, he doesn’t single out tariffs but it was the #2 issue named by defecting voters and was basically all implemented by Trump unilaterally.
To do that, thought, he would really have to throw his boss under the bus.
Vance has a political future to consider – he’ll throw Trump under the bus, even before he needs to. Not a damn thing Trump can do about it.
i am pretty sure Vance supports tariffs
Tariffs only ever made sense as a replacement for instead of an addition to other taxes.
According to the folks I know who are in the know, the original plan was for the midterm to be a referendum on repealing the income tax. Obviously, you can’t do that when Congress can’t even pass 80/20 bills and forever war is back on the table.
It was an ambitious and unlikely plan in the first place, but it really blew up when Trump started chasing squirrels.
Yeah I mean if Vance supports tariffs well that sucks. He’s not gonna be the next president. If you look at polling, people weren’t originally sure of then but pretty much hate them now.
Vance is not I would think one you would want president, but then again who is.
Trashy, if that were the plan, it really should have been made public, unless the idea was just dropped.
but then again who is
Massie was my write-in last time. I’d love for him to be in the position to “release the Epstein files” and it to be a nothing-burger.
I would say the odds were flat 0 of any income tax repeal or that tariffs would generate that kind of income.
A squiggle on the tariffs is not just the tax itself but getting rid of de minimis and making all packages go through formal import. Wish list item of the panopticon state. Fuck your grandma’s homemade cookies from the old country. Fuck your $55 taxes and fees on a $40 otaku item.
Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman
Congratulations, you just violated your constitutional oath of loyal to the president by undermining him and publicly disagreeing with his decision to take us into a declared war
I am reporting this, and you should be in jail
Something stupid from someone on Twitter? Where are my smelling salts?
No offense juris imprudent but you sound like the kind of guy who never lettered in shit.
True, varsity sports just didn’t build the mental capacity like studying did.
did you finance your first waterbed?
Responding to Juris in the dead thread.
The Des Moines register is saying the Dems flipping 11 seats in the house dropping the Reps from 66-33 majority to 55-44 majority. Also the Dems flipped 2 senate seats but lost one. Leaving the Reps with a very large majority in the senate.
The house, senate, and sec of state are still firmly in Rep hands. I am somewhat more relaxed now that last night.
Thanks, that’s interesting. That honestly should calm a lot of excited tits.
Lol’ing on the train
I see Vermont elected Republican governor. I’m curious as to how Republican he might be.
Phil Scott? Squishy establishment guy from what I know.
“One that runs on poontang and blood,” the hat added.
Conan redux?
Vance is not I would think one you would want president, but then again who is.
He seems to be a highly skilled flip-flopper bend with the prevailing wind kind of a guy. Willing and able to jump in front of any convenient parade. He’s perfect.
https://x.com/culperscanteen/status/2118017032839143698
From Trshmnstr in the last thread: “The folks younger than me are especially unhappy and are willing to try anything to get somebody’s attention so that someday they might be able to own a house.”
This is very palpable among the young.
I’m guessing the Dems will be on the other side of that firing squad in 4 years time.
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners
https://nypost.com/2026/11/04/us-news/california-city-to-allow-polyamorous-couples-to-register-as-domestic-partners/?utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Anybody know what this does for taxes and mandatory partner benefits? Impossible to have seen this coming…