Wednesday Morning Links

by | Jan 18, 2023 | Daily Links | 442 comments

Seeyalaterbye.

A Michigan football coach has been arrested for something with a computer at work, but nobody is talking about what it is. Although his neighbor said there were a lot of cops at his house arresting him. I’m sure people are gonna freak the fuck out over this. If you’re not an advocate, you’re an enemy, right? A famous wrestler has died in a car crash. Liverpool stopped the bleeding. At least in the FA Cup. And Nadal has been bounced out early at the Aussie Open. Now on to the links.

The coping here is amazing. I can’t wait to see the seething after the next session.

Man, the riots would be off the chain. I doubt it will happen, but can you imagine what would happen if he was successful?

We’ll never know.

Let the speculation begin. I’m sure whatever happened, we’ll never know the truth.

This settlement is smaller than I’d have guessed. I guess ADA compliance ain’t what it used to be.

“Separate but equal?” That seems to be the standard when it comes to classified docs.

The Hedgehog will not stand trial. Post your own quips in the comments. I’ve got too many running through my head to pick just one.

“Thanks a lot, Indiana.” Or was it another state where guns are easy to buy? It can’t possibly be that these cartels got their guns from Fast & Furious though, right?

Grifters grifting

Well of course they do. I still see nothing wrong with what he did and I hope he walks. He needs to walk free as a lesson to any other would-be armed robbers.

Bonus link of hilarious coping. The replies to their tweet are even better.  God, I love the internet sometimes.

Going way back in their catalog for this one. What a lovely song. And now one from much later. What a badass song. Enjoy the diversity of their catalog.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.

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442 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I know you all Thirst for more Firsts…

    • Strange Brew

      I like to turd for third.

  2. Count Potato

    “A Michigan football coach has been arrested for something with a computer at work, but nobody is talking about what it is. Although his neighbor said there were a lot of cops at his house arresting him.”

    Clintons or Child Porn?

    • robodruid

      In this day and age, does anybody think that the 3 letter agencies would NOT plant CP on someone’s computer? Not saying this here, but i have wondered.

      • SDF-7

        does anybody think

        Well, apparently not Ron Jeremy according to the court….

    • Rat on a train

      “Thanks a lot, Indiana.”
      Winter migration to warmer climate?

      • SDF-7

        Choosy Moms choosing Jif again.

      • Jarflax

        OMG it is a hard G!

      • hayeksplosives

        Well, teh gunz do have agency after all. They go around shooting people unpredictably, so who could question their decision to move West during winter?

      • SDF-7

        The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

        The swallows of San Juan Capistrano could be carrying them with a standard creeper?

      • WTF

        Well, an African swallow, maybe…

      • hayeksplosives

        But African swallows are non-migratory!

  3. Count Potato

    “but can you imagine what would happen if he was successful?”

    Depends what year, BLM only goes off every four years. Like locusts. Except locusts aren’t vermin.

    • SDF-7

      I would assume with a D in the White House they’d keep it on the downlow until they’re needed to intimidate Republicans again. More than enough grifting from the corporate dhimmi tax… *cough* DEI funding to keep them happy in the nonce.

      • Count Potato

        They started in 2012 in response to Travon Martin before the 2012 election when Obama was President, then again quieted down, then started up again in 2016 when Obama was still President, then quieted down, then blew up in 2020. They don’t actually care about black lives. They only care about money and politics.

      • Nephilium

        Trayvon Martin is still a big deal up here in Cleveland.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Not Tamir?

      • Nephilium

        Oh fuck.

        That’s what I get for posting without caffeine.

        Yes, Tamir Rice.

        /goes to the box and feels shame.

      • WTF

        Of course Tamir Rice never got the national outrage and BLM riots, because his case could have actually led to real reform, which doesn’t put money in the race hustler’s coffers.

      • Brawndo

        That’s good at least. It’s possibly the most outrageous example of police brutality I can think of (even more so than Daniel Shaver).

  4. rhywun

    The coping here is amazing.

    OMG that first paragraph. 🙄🙄

    • sloopyinca

      I know, right? And it gets even better.That whole piece is amazing in its retardation.

      • juris imprudent

        I see that retardation and raise you. The talking points have been circulated. This one is so frantic that it almost inspires a little tiny bit of hope that he could be right – about what the court will do; he’s as wrong as he could be about the consequences.

      • Rat on a train

        It has effectively launched an attack that could imperil much of the financial regulatory infrastructure that saved the U.S. economy in 2008 and 2020.
        For certain definitions of saved.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah that glared at me like a Michael Bay lens flare. OK dude, you’re a lawyer, not an economist.

    • Rat on a train

      This court, for example, seems determined to end policies that consider people’s race to address shortfalls in campus diversity

      The horror that they may decree racism unconstitutional.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        shortfalls in campus diversity

        I’ve got one metric and one metric only.

        I shall beat you with it,

      • Rat on a train

        “Enough whites have left this institution without useful skills. It’s time more minorities got the experience.”

      • WTF

        It’s time more minorities got the experience.

        And it’s time they also got themselves saddled with crushing debt for useless degrees.

      • Rat on a train

        No problem. San Fran will forgive their debts.

      • sloopyinca

        “Reparations would solve that, honkey.”
        -somebody at CNN and/or the US government

      • Fourscore

        My alma mater (UMHB) offers a BA in Transformational Development. Not sure how much student loan money is available though?

      • Brawndo

        *looks at college enrollment of men and women*

        So they’re going to be giving men scholarships to make it easier to go to college? You know, to close the gender education gap.

      • Grumbletarian

        Followed shortly thereafter by:

        The Supreme Court has also signaled a readiness to continue upending voting rights and election law, in pending cases from Alabama and North Carolina. The Alabama case centers on an essential section of the 1965 Voting Rights Act that prohibits racially discriminatory redistricting maps and voting rules.

        Is discrimination by race a bad thing or a good thing?

      • Lackadaisical

        Yes. /Right thinker

      • rhywun

        an essential section of the 1965 Voting Rights Act that prohibits mandates racially discriminatory redistricting maps

        In a fantasy world where they were being honest.

    • Nephilium

      The horror… the horror.

      Does this mean they’ll smack down the gun control overreach before it takes six years to get to them?

      • Tonio

        I was surprised that the article DIDN’T mention Bruen, and all the subsequent rulings from lower federal courts overturning state and local laws and policies which infringe on 2A rights.

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s too terrible to ponder.

      • Lackadaisical

        Drat, should have went with:

        “Not enough trigger warnings to cover that news story.”

  5. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The Hedgehog will not stand trial.

    STEVE SMITH BREATHE EASIER

    • Rat on a train

      no stiff sentence?

      • juris imprudent
      • Nephilium

        I was expecting this (NSFW – lyrics and band).

      • Grosspatzer

        No hard time for the Hedgehog!

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Well, the case was thick with ambiguites.

  6. Gustave Lytton

    Years ago I saw that graphic on a local station when they’re were having technical difficulties. I’m guessing some wise ass broadcast engineer loaded it up as a joke and forgot it about it.

    • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

      You are pretty close to Springfield…

  7. sloopyinca

    You guys gotta see the bonus link I provided. It’s at least as fun as the CNN piece.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Needs licensing deal with Sanrio.

      • Nephilium

        You mean like this?

    • SDF-7

      Well, now we know your Twitter handle if we didn’t before Mr. Sticky Situation. 😉 We’ll have to see if Swiss is on Twitter to come give you a narrow gaze for that one.

      Two thoughts just skimming the article:
      1) Is MTG wrong, you twits? All the government guys with guns did was keep the parents from helping. Properly trained kids (and training should start early, shouldn’t it?) could have protected themselves. Once again bringing up that it used to be typical to have rifle clubs and pickups with shotguns all over in high schools and no one thought twice. Stop making soft targets and maybe the psychos will have to live out their vengeance fantasies solely on-line? (But then people wouldn’t be scared and hand over power… I know, I know…)

      2) Wait, they’re talking about the Vegas shooting? I thought that one got memory holed deeper than if STEVE SMITH were packing it up America’s collective backside….

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      The Twitter responses are hilarious.

      “This is why I live in a BLUE state and won’t even travel through a RED state.”

      Have fun in Chicago!!

      • WTF

        Baltimore says hi. They never seem to think about the fact that the deep blue cities with strict gun control are overwhelmed with shootings and murders. Yeah, sure “Indiana”, but then why doesn’t Indiana have the same problem?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Their inability to make even the most basic of observations is legendary.

      • juris imprudent

        Progressive thinking requires all perceptions to be filtered through a kaleidoscope.

      • WTF

        Murders up in urban areas, not gun-friendly counties.

        Murders occur overwhelmingly in dense urban areas, many with tough anti-gun restrictions, and far less in suburban and rural areas where firearm ownership is more common, according to a national study of killings.

        “This research shows that murders in the U.S. are highly concentrated in tiny areas in the U.S. and that they are becoming even more concentrated in recent years,” said the report from John R. Lott’s Crime Prevention Research Center.

        The new report, shared with Secrets, showed that big cities, including Chicago, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C., are murder centers and that even in those cities, the areas where killings occur are growing more concentrated.

        Lott’s report is all numbers and little editorial. It describes a nation that is seen on TV every night: shootings are common in cities.

      • Tonio

        Dude, you misquoted xer: “This is why I want to live in a Blue state.”

        That makes it even more hiliarious as the most literal reading is that xhe does not currently live in a blue state, but merely aspires to do so.

    • Drake

      I was deeply offended.

      Kids should learn with iron sights before moving on to red dots and scopes.

      • EvilSheldon

        Research conducted by the DoD strongly indicates that new shooters learn marksmanship faster when they train exclusively with optics.

        The future is now, old man!

      • Drake

        No! Everything was better before!

        *Shakes bony fist and shuffles away.

      • juris imprudent

        conducted by the DoD

        That may not be the endorsement you might think it is.

      • Lackadaisical

        It was a disclaimer.

      • EvilSheldon

        No, it is. If there is one thing the DoD is good at (other than funneling money to their cronies), it is taking a bunch of scrubs and getting them trained to a reasonable level of competence in a short period of time.

        Just like the FBI, just because they’re a bunch of corrupt evil assholes, doesn’t mean we can’t learn from them.

      • juris imprudent

        I’ll agree that that used to be true; not sure it still is or will be into the future.

      • Drake

        It’s that “easier” part that makes me want to have them learn with irons.

      • EvilSheldon

        This makes absolutely no sense to me, but okay.

      • Drake

        Easier for them when they do shot a firearm with a dot or scope. Still able to function with irons if need be.

      • EvilSheldon

        Also, the DoDs findings on this match my own experience with firearms instruction. Red dots are much easier and give more useful feedback. So there.

      • Count Potato

        It’s all fun and games until the apocalypse. You’re going to be stuck looking for batteries and teflon lubricant, while I’m out blasting zombies with my lever rifle with ghost rings.

      • R C Dean

        “give more useful feedback”

        Can confirm, at least with handguns. They show you exactly how much, and how, your point of aim wobbles.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        And this is why all olypic shooters use irons.

        No Spray and Pray.

      • EvilSheldon

        The only reason Olympic shooters use irons is that they are required to by the rules of the game.

      • Not Adahn

        ^this

    • Brawndo

      Most of the twitter replies were dumb lefties by the time I saw it, but I did see a familiar name in one of the replies. Sticky situation indeed…

  8. AlexinCT

    Spent the last 2 days w/ an annoying cough and when I decided to test for it this AM I sure as hell had the VID. No fever, no aches. Just nonstop coughing. Haven’t slept for more than 30 mins total for 2 days now, so feeling fatigued.

    At least it means I do not need to go into the office for the next 2 weeks.

    • SDF-7

      Hope it dies down soon so you can get some Zzzz’s sir. Rest, lots of fluids, vitamins…. you know the drill. 😉 Feel better soon.

    • Count Potato

      Get well soon.

    • Raven Nation

      I had the same experience post-vid. FWIW, I found Delsym Cough worked pretty well. They have a regular and a night-time, the latter of which helped me sleep.

    • Tonio

      Sorry you have the ‘vid. Feel better soon.

    • Rebel Scum

      Try Mucinex. Or the store brand. It’s just as good.

  9. I. B. McGinty

    “Tulare County Sheriff Mike Boudreaux”

    Way back when I was a kid in Cali there was a Mike Biudreaux in my class that moved away. I wonder if this is him?

    • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

      Well, considering how many “Freson Idians” live down there, I am not surpised with misspellings.

      • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

        Jesus. Fresno Indians.

  10. juris imprudent

    But we believe he went from being a law-abiding citizen to a law breaker. /Quannell X and friends

    Well Quannell, if you’re on the jury, great you can have your say. For now, your opinion is like your asshole.

    • sloopyinca

      There’s a lot of people here who agree with him.

      I am not one of them. In the immortal words of Mickey the Pikey to Gorgeous George: “you stay till the job’s done.”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        A few even in this very chat.

      • EvilSheldon

        Eric stayed until quite a bit after the job was done. That is what is going to hang him.

      • Lackadaisical

        Anyone have a link to the whole event? I tried finding it from the HC, but had no luck.

    • SDF-7

      STEVE SMITH SAY IT YOUR BEST FEATURE?

  11. I. B. McGinty

    Resin…sticky… I see what you did there. 😆

    • SDF-7

      I suspect China still has them beat — they just classify things a little different.

      • PieInTheSky

        The firing squad is not exactly medically assisted. Then again if you want the organs I don;t think a firing squad is used, you don’t want to poke holes.

      • UnCivilServant

        Have you met the medical guillotine?

      • UnCivilServant

        Though, more seriously, China doesn’t shoot their involuntary donors first, they just extract the organs and let that process do the killing.

    • hayeksplosives

      Charlie, let’s go to Candy Mountain!

      Shun the non-believer!! SHUNNNNNN!!!

      https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY

      • Grosspatzer

        LOL

      • Fatty Bolger

        An early years YouTube classic.

  12. hayeksplosives

    I hope Ivan Provorov sticks to his guns during whatever backlash he’s inevitably going to receive for not catering to the gay pride thing. He’s there to play hockey, not dress up and bear the colors of a cause he doesn’t even believe in.

    Even if he didn’t invoke his religious freedom to opt out of the gay pride pandering, why should he be compelled to dress up and wear decorative colors on his hockey stick for ANYBODY’s pet cause? Is he going to be condemned for not wearing the Ukrainian flag colors next?

    Give your nuts a tug, and keep your stick on the ice.

    • WTF

      Are hockey fans clamoring for this sort of display?
      Know your customers, NHL.

      • juris imprudent

        About like movie fans are the modern audience.

    • SDF-7

      Yup. I detest corporate compelled speech and wish him all the best. Other than the type of useful idiot Musk had to flush out of the Aegean Twitter Coop, I have serious problems believing most people take a job with a particular corporation because of their political messaging versus “Is it a job I can do and like / doesn’t suck… ” and “Will it pay my mortgage?” and all. But HR departments sure act like the precise opposite is true… Bleah.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      But if you’re not “using your high profile” to the benefit of the Cathedral, are you even sporting?

    • Tonio

      The whole point is humiliation and forcing people to bend the knee.

      The backlash I truly fear is when the American people tire of the QUILTBAG+ movement’s agenda and go after the relatively normal, non-movement, LGB people.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m reading a book by Douglas Murray (The Madness of Crowds) that touches on that very thing, that normal LGB people and their very reasonable advocacy for human rights has been tainted by the rest of the QWERTY+ brigade and thus they are losing ground and being lumped in with the crazy folk.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That brigade was around long before QWERTY and has been tainting normal people for years.

      • The Last American Hero

        How are they losing ground? They are gaining more power each year, with people being forced to celebrate their lifestyle and sexual preference for one month and one week a year, school kids are being taken to drag shows at public libraries, and the Dems are working to allow gender reassignment on demand with no parental input.

      • Count Potato

        Most T people are normies too.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Citation needed.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think so, in the sense that they aren’t ‘activists’ but they are all mentally distressed.

        The proportion of activists seems much higher than the gen pop though.

      • Count Potato

        It’s obvious from casual observation.

        Being transgender doesn’t make someone interested in politics. It also makes sense that if a person wants to pass as the opposite sex they aren’t going to go around making an issue of being trans.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Is he going to be condemned for not wearing the Ukrainian flag colors next?

      He’s Russian right? So probably.

  13. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    We would have been waiting 75 years for this data. I can’t imagine why.

    https://dailyclout.io/serious-stroke-adverse-events-following-pfizer-covid-19-mrna-vaccination/

    Within the stroke data set, there are 275 patients with 300 different events reported; and 20% of the stroke events were fatal.

    It is important to note that the Adverse Events in the 5.3.6 document were reported to Pfizer for only a 90-day period starting on December 1, 2020, the date of the United Kingdom’s public rollout of Pfizer’s COVID-19 experimental mRNA “vaccine” product.

    • R C Dean

      So what would the expected rate of strokes and fatal strokes be? That doesn’t give me any useful information.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The denominator is conspicuously absent from the Pfizer data. However, 50% of the strokes were within 48 hours after the shot and the rest tapering over a 41 day spread.

        Correlation ain’t causation, but that’s what I would call a “signal.”

    • juris imprudent

      That wasn’t covered [up] by the UK Official Secrets Act?

    • hayeksplosives

      That own-goal was pretty much an IQ test, wasn’t it?

      No way could she expect to keep a job after that.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        That’s my thought.

        Anyone stupid enough to send that message to a co-worker at a school also probably needs help eating and wiping ass.

      • SDF-7

        needs help eating and wiping ass

        If there was ever an important Order of Operations, that would be it.

      • tripacer

        PemdASS

      • Not Adahn

        Unless of course, the sender had the mystic skin color of anti-racism.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      National News

      • WTF

        Yeah, America is so rampant with racism that a local HS secretary using the “N-word” is national news.

    • Tres Cool

      Well, the mistake was sending to the black co-worker.

    • Tres Cool

      “No, I’m sorry. The word was naggers.”

      • hayeksplosives

        LOL. That one is a classic.

        For an unapologetic liberal, MacFarlane is a funny fuck.

      • Nephilium

        That wasn’t Family Guy, it was South Park. MacFarlane has nothing to do with South Park.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh, that’s right. Thanks.

        Peter Griffin’s great Wheel of Fortune moment was very different. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBuj9TC-40

        I still maintain that MacFarlane is a funny fuck; he seems to realize just how annoying Liberal True Believers (TM) can be.

      • cyto

        The South Park about Family guy and Charlie Hebdo is required watching for you

      • PutridMeat

        MacFarlane?!??! (Channels Greta): how DARE YOU?!?!?!

    • The Last American Hero

      GDDDMN Autocorrect!

    • Rebel Scum

      Nagger day?

      Was that wrong?

      Insensitive but should not result in firing or resignation.

  14. Drake

    “Vogt claimed she had applied to be a greeter at the health care system’s hospital in Robbinsdale but, despite being qualified, was refused the job because pandemic masking rules…”

    So she wasn’t actually ‘fired’, just not hired. How many other places did she sue while masks were the rule?

    • WTF

      Yeah, sure seems like someone seizing an opportunity to grift.

    • hayeksplosives

      Yeah, not getting hired =/= getting fired, so that’s a bit misleading.

      However, I’m glad to see the story in the news because the deaf/hard-of-hearing community have had a terrible time during the (ineffective) masking. I have several friends in that category and they feel like nobody gave a shit that they were completely cut off from the “hearing” world.

      One of my libertarian friends in Minnesota worked hard to build his own business selling sports memorabilia, online at first and then finally a brick-and-mortar store, all through his own hard work. He’s almost completely deaf but is an excellent lip reader and his speech is good enough to allow him easy interface with the hearing world. He is LIVID about the covid lockdowns for a number of reasons. Also, during peak COVID stupid, 3 mask-wearing dudes came into his store and stole from him, with one guy going to the “Employees only” door while his accomplices raided the till. They were unidentifiable due to the masks.

      It still astounds me that banks required masks to enter. Ordinarily, that sort of thing would be a major red flag worthy of pushing the panic button at the tellers’ stations.

  15. SDF-7

    Oh, yeah…. speaking of “Bleah!”… I give you, the ‘orning ‘ordles:

    Daily Duotrigordle #322
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 05:25.64
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 359
    5️⃣6️⃣
    9️⃣3️⃣
    quordle.com

    Got to love LL with one unknown, 4 green (not the first letter), 3 guesses left and a plethora of possibilities that none of the other words whittled down. Probably should have tried to come up with some word containing all the likely letters — but would have only improved my score by one anyway. Was pretty sure I’d get it before Chumptown. ;P

    • Grumbletarian

      I give you:

      Daily Quordle 359
      4️⃣🟥
      9️⃣6️⃣

      Also courtesy of LL.

    • Penguin

      Daily Quordle 359
      5️⃣7️⃣
      8️⃣🟥
      quordle.com

      The worst part of this is I had the right word for LR, then changed it to get my ticket to Chumptown.

    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 359
      4️⃣5️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 359
      7️⃣8️⃣
      9️⃣6️⃣

      Fuck you, quordle. I don’t need this shit today!

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 359
      4️⃣5️⃣
      8️⃣3️⃣
      quordle.com

      *grumbles*

    • R C Dean

      “Sure you want to go with ‘if you’re not with us, you’re against us’? It might not turn out the way you seem to think it will.”

  16. Rebel Scum

    The Supreme Court’s reversal of abortion rights last year deviated so much from traditional decision-making that it might have soon appeared an aberration. But now into 2023, the six conservative justices are plainly positioned to remake the law across the board.

    That’s quite a couple dishonest phrases.

    Their actions in a series of pending cases, reaching out for issues before they’ve been aired in lower courts and taking precipitous steps on culture war dilemmas, demonstrate that they will continue to defy norms and the usual judicial bounds.

    Define “norms”. And cry me a river.

    Lower courts had upheld racial affirmative action, rooted in Supreme Court precedent dating to the late 1970s.

    IOW lower courts have maintained the only actual structural racism in the country.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Ignore that the last affirmative action cases said that it should be limited in duration and should be gone by 2027. Hey, that’s just five years away. I’m sure all of those institutions have been planning to phase out race base admissions already, since we’re so beholden to previous scotus opinions.

  17. Q Continuum

    “Supreme Court justices are showing their willingness to boost conservative causes”

    The courts are supposed to be activists on OUR behalf! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

    • juris imprudent

      THE RATCHET IS BROKEN!!!!

  18. Count Potato

    “Why sex on the first date is a good idea: Relationship expert slams ‘old fashioned’ mentality and urges singles to get it on right away

    A relationship expert has defended people having sex on a first date, with almost half of Aussies admitting to doing the deed straight away.   

    Relationship, sex, and mental health therapist Rachel Wright, from New York, said there is no ‘right time’ to have sex with a new partner and going for it on the first date can quickly determine if you want to continue the relationship.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/relationships/article-11646843/Is-ok-sex-date-Therapist-says-beneficial-relationship.html

    • Not Adahn

      I mean, it’s true if you’re a size queen.

      Also, where was this attitude when I was in school?

    • Lackadaisical

      Rat posted this this morning, I was going to do so again, but naturally missed drugs coming out of my ass. Reading now.

    • Lackadaisical

      “Rachel defines sex as any ‘meaningful experience of pleasure'”

      That’s… A broad definition. I define sex as sleeping in. Let’s all play stupid words games.

      ‘Millennials and Gen-Xers were found to be more promiscuous than their Gen Z or boomer counterparts.

      Those aged between 18-24 and over 55 years old were the least likely to sleep with someone on the first date with only 31 per cent and 42 per cent saying they have previously respectively. ‘

      Gen Z can’t even figure out what kind of genitals they want to have, let alone where they want to put them. Poor things are totally confused.

      “‘Sex on the first date can be beneficial… if you want to have sex on the first date. Here’s the thing – there is no “right time” to have sex,’ she said.

      ‘The concepts of “don’t give away the milk for free” and “they won’t like me anymore if I give it up too quickly” are old and antiquated and can create so much shame for people of all genders.'”

      I absolutely think there is a ‘right time’. It may vary a little from person to person, and it depends what kind of life you want to lead, but it is probably less promiscuous than is generally accepted, not more. Do I even need to address dismissing ideas merely because they are old or antiquated? Turns out our ancestors had some things figured out. Chesterton’s fences loom large.

      There are all sorts of bad outcomes, measurable ones that come with promiscuity, but we should just ignore that because old ideas are icky.

    • PieInTheSky

      200 first dates later …

  19. Q Continuum

    “I guess ADA compliance ain’t what it used to be.”

    She’s lucky she got anything considering that her disability ran up against Pfauchee-approved SCIENCE! She’s also probably an election-denying domestic terrorist too. Hell, she’s lucky she didn’t get locked up.

    • R C Dean

      The ADA only requires reasonable accommodation for the disabled. I’m thinking she would have a bit of an uphill climb against the mask mandates on that one. I know – one stupid rule runs headlong into another. You never see that, right?

      • Gustave Lytton

        The reasonable part has sailed. We’re destroying perfectly good sidewalks in favor of trip hazards and requiring pool lifts that are rarely used.

      • Lackadaisical

        The pool lifts boggle my mind. Maybe that makes me an asshole, but I know they’re not cheap.

    • SDF-7

      Look if everyone crossing the finish line together at the Boston Marathon requires breaking a few kneecaps…. progressives have just the folks to do it!

      • WTF

        Paging Diana Moon Glampers!

      • Lackadaisical

        Thanks, I was trying to dredge that name out of the depths of my mind.

  20. Rebel Scum

    An attorney for Derek Chauvin is planning to ask an appeals court Wednesday to throw out the former Minneapolis police officer’s convictions in the murder of George Floyd, arguing that numerous legal and procedural errors deprived him of a fair trial.

    Not to mention somehow being convicted on three different sets of circumstances describing one person inducing death on another applied to only one alleged instance of doing so.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Woman, 26, wins $180,000 payout from Minnesota hospital that ‘fired’ her for being DEAF, after bosses said COVID masking rules meant she wouldn’t be able to lip-read

    I have had it up to hear with the convid bullshit.

  22. Q Continuum

    “Ron Jeremy[..]is in “incurable neurocognitive decline” from which he is unlikely to recover.”

    I thought Hugh Hefner proved that fucking an unlimited supply of young starlets was the fountain of youth? Maybe it doesn’t count if it’s done on camera.

    • Not Adahn

      No no, it was the constant wearing of silk that kept him young. Also his supply of young starlets willing to fuck him was radically limited for the last couple decades of his life.

    • Drake

      His brain is starved for blood because so much of it keeps going elsewhere?

    • Jarflax

      Cumulative damage from repeatedly diverting too much blood from the brain. Hefner had a smaller issue with that.

  23. Rebel Scum

    The Justice Department decided against having FBI agents watch over a search for classified documents conducted by President Biden’s lawyers at his Delaware homes — in part because the attorneys were deemed to be cooperating with the DOJ’s investigation, according to a report.

    Unlike Trump and co., who were cooperating with the investigation/archives.

  24. Rebel Scum

    The group of activists said the shooter’s actions went beyond self-defense.

    The skin pigment composition is wrong, which is what this is really about.

    A group of local activists is now calling for the 46-year-old shooter, who police have not named, to face criminal charges, opining that the shooting went beyond self-defense and was a “cold-blooded execution.”

    Don’t want to get ventilated and die of lead poisoning? Don’t rob people.

    They clarified that they are not condoning the actions of the robber, who was later identified as 30-year-old Eric Eugene Washington, but said he deserved to be punished and sent to jail—not killed.

    Curiously if this individual with a mile long wrap sheet was in jail where he belonged (and if he didn’t attempt to steal) he would not be dead.

    • R C Dean

      He did indeed deserve to be in jail. But he wasn’t. So, that option is off the table, reminding us again that the legal system is there to protect criminals from us, just as much to protect us from criminals.

    • Grumbletarian

      I tend to agree with the activists here. You plug the guy and he drops, fine. Kick the gun away, call 911, wait for the cops. No need to quintuple-tap.

    • Jarflax

      Nit picking the number, placement and timing of shots in order to prosecute a hero for killing scum in the act of committing an armed robbery is not justice, is not good policy, and should be discouraged with tar and feathers.

  25. Not Adahn

    Re: the Rings of Power discussion:

    I have not watched it, nor do I plan to. However, Andor is a great example of how to create a new work within a beloved universe. I believe one of the things that helped the series is that it avoided using any of the main characters, reducing the need to “reinterpret” or “update” those characters for a “modern audience.”

    Andor is so good that it’s diminishing my enjoyment of The Peripheral. The first two episodes were amazing, but starting on ep 3, I get the feeling that Ernst Blofeld, Auric Goldfinger and Hugo Drax would be telling the villains “maybe ease it back a bit there.”

    • PieInTheSky

      Watched one and a half episodes and had enough. I heard in only got worse.

    • The Last American Hero

      I watched the first episode. I’m a LOTR fan and have even slogged my way through the entire History of Middle Earth series. They didn’t take liberties with the source material – they shit all over the source material. It’s hot garbage.

      • Lackadaisical

        Even if you didn’t like Lotr, you’d hate it because it is poorly written with unlikeable characters making implausible moral and strategic failings.

  26. Count Potato

    “A linchpin of the case against Young Thug who faces 120 years in prison is his particular art form. “I have some legal advice: Don’t confess to crime on rap lyrics if you do not want them used,” the DA said.

    The indictment alleges few if any direct acts by Young Thug. Instead, prosecutors are using the words in his songs to argue that he runs a criminal street gang. Anyone who cares about the First Amendment and racial justice should be deeply concerned.

    Carrie Underwood didn’t get indicted for singing about taking a bat to her cheating boyfriend’s car. Johnny Cash didn’t get indicted for killing a man in Reno just to watch him die. This doesn’t happen to white artists.”

    https://twitter.com/larabazelon/status/1615361813310504960

    This genius is a law professor.

    • juris imprudent

      If that’s all the evidence, then it’s a really weak case and will likely fail to result in a conviction.

      • Lackadaisical

        Right?

        I’m not seeing the first amendment implications here.

      • juris imprudent

        What I’m seeing is a grandstanding DA attempting to build a career for higher office based on weak evidence and emotional claims.

      • Count Potato

        That’s not all the evidence.

    • PieInTheSky

      is there hard evidence?

    • juris imprudent

      Hahahaha – even better, this is the same DA going after Trump in Fulton County for election interference! She SOoooo racist!

    • The Last American Hero

      But I’ve seen a week of TV and newspaper headlines saying it was Putin Himself directing the strike, shirtless, from the back of a bear.

  27. Lackadaisical

    “The coping here is amazing. I can’t wait to see the seething after the next session.”

    To what extent does this prove the ‘but Gorsuch’ people correct?

    • Lackadaisical

      “We are a court of law, not policymakers,” Justice Neil Gorsuch admonished his colleagues in late December, as he dissented from the majority’s latest incursion on immigration policy at the southern border. Gorsuch’s words were not without some irony as he usually joins with his conservative allies moving aggressively on the law.”

      The author is so… Stupid? Misleading? Both maybe.

  28. waffles

    https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/bethlehem-mayor-powerful-forces-have-different-goals-for-church-properties/article_c59006b8-96d8-11ed-a9b9-d7d01db28580.html

    TW: local politics

    As much as I think the university is overly aggressive in its takeover of the city I think the city itself is hilariously ill-equipped to do anything positive with these properties. but they’ve got ARP funds that must be spent by the end of 2023 and by golly they’ll spend them. I remember this old site kvetching about Columbia doing some eminent domain stuff. This is somehow even worse.

    I guess no private buyers think the old churches are worth that much. Lehigh no doubt just want the ones close to campus and will sell the others. The city? who knows what they’ll do.

    • UnCivilServant

      Neither one should have that land. Remove it from the city jurisdiction and create a freehold.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “We can’t manufacture space; we can’t manufacture land,” council President Michael Colon said.

      “…This is really a unique opportunity to do something, and it starts with the acquisition of land,” Colon added, in reference to the city’s desire to buy the land for affordable housing.

      This is hilarious. First thing you see in that small snippet of the city is the large amount of parkland, which dwarves the size of all three properties. Not that the city should be in the affordable housing scam business anyways.

      • juris imprudent

        Hush you! California has proven there are millions to be made in the affordable housing scam!

      • waffles

        they don’t make any money, they just take it. it’s a black hole. unfortunately we are determined to make the same mistakes.

      • juris imprudent

        Hell no the govt isn’t supposed to make the money – that’s for the govt’s cronies to do!

      • juris imprudent

        Don’t you grift bro?

      • waffles

        this is why I’m poor 🙁

    • waffles

      the city had an opportunity a decade ago to get this old federal armory site for absolutely nothing. the city passed on it and a developer bought it. the developer built it into luxury apartments and I bet it really grinds the city gov’s gears. I’m willing to bet at least part of what animates the city here is spite.

      affordable housing can only be created by creating more housing. every single action the city has taken on this front has made housing more expensive. it’s madness.

    • Not Adahn

      I would love to live in an (inactive) church.

      I had a dance teacher who had one of that semi-strip mall design with the commercial double doors leading directly into the sanctuary. That was her studio space and she lived in the offices.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Just weeks after a 6-year-old shot his teacher, a gun trade show in Las Vegas is hosting a manufacturer promoting its “JR-15,” a child-size AR-15 rifle.

    Excellent trolling. Also looks like a fun plinking gun.

    So much stupid in the Tweet responses.

    • EvilSheldon

      Needs an integral silencer. It’s much easier to teach marksmanship if you don’t have to worry about hearing protection.

      • R C Dean

        I still wear hearing protection with the suppressor on my bullpup. It helps, even quite a bit, but percussive sounds are bad for my remaining ear.

      • Not Adahn

        A suppressed .223 or .308 is not hearing safe. A non-suppressed .22LR might be, depending on the barrel length.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’m with you on the 5.56mm. There are very few cans that will make a 556 ear safe, especially with a bullpup or shorty.

        With pistols or .22s, I don’t bother.

  30. Brawndo

    “Messages to You Can Play, a social activism campaign that has partnered with the NHL since 2013, and the Philadelphia Falcons, an LGBTQ+ soccer program that was an invited guest of the Flyers at the game, were not returned.”

    “LGBTQ+ soccer program”

    Needlessly redundant journalism

  31. Brawndo

    Deaf chick that won the settlement against the hospital? Would

    • PieInTheSky

      doggy style so she cant read your lips while you talk filth?

      • Not Adahn

        Now I’m wondering if reading lips in the mirror is a thing or not. I assume it would be since speech doesn’t make use of bilateral assymetry.

  32. Rebel Scum

    You gun nuts with your technical terms for things.

    Geraldo Rivera just said with a straight face on The Five that the “AR” in AR-15 stands for “Automatic Rifle.”

    At least he didn’t say “assault rifle.” But he did say “AR-15s have no place in American society.” Please square that assertion with 2A, you walrus-mustached cunte.

    • PieInTheSky

      I thought it was aromatic rifle and I assumed it just smelled nice.

      Or is it aromantic rifle cause incels use it to murders the wimmenz

      • PieInTheSky

        that can’t be it it makes no sense

      • WTF

        AR-15 = Armalite Rifle model 15.

      • PieInTheSky

        stop trying to trick the poor European

      • Rebel Scum

        Armalite Rifle.

      • PieInTheSky

        this is becoming harassment

    • WTF

      He also said that the 2A applied to muskets, not assault rifles. Damn idiot.

      • Rebel Scum

        Interestingly, muskets are, in fact, ‘weapons of war’.

      • WTF

        Exactly, muskets were the “assault weapons” of their day, because they could be reloaded and fired relatively quickly for massed fire formations. Idiots like Geraldo keep saying that the AR-15 isn’t protected because it’s not useful for hunting, without understanding that the 2A is not actually about hunting.

      • Not Adahn

        That and the AR platform is perfectly cromulent for hunting.

      • UnCivilServant

        Hunting is irrelevant in the question of whether arms are protected.

        All arms are protected without regard to the reason the citizen wants to own them.

        The misuse of arms can be regulated.

      • UnCivilServant

        Read Misuse as “murder, and similar direct offenses against the person of others”

      • Not Adahn

        I prefer to call out all falsehoods in a false statement.

      • UnCivilServant

        That gets you easily distracted by irrelevant chaff.

  33. Certified Public Asshat

    Healthy user bias is obvious in booster data as well

    I argued that the figures we hear from people on how effective the COVID vaccines are against hospitalization and death should not be taken at face value because they do not likely account for the fact that those who get vaccinated are likely to be healthier to begin with vs. those that don’t. Looking at vaccination rates by US County vs. a variety of statistics about those counties, I showed that higher vaxxed counties tended to be higher income, fewer smokers, less obese, more physically active, longer life expectancies, and lower death rates.

    *snip*

    It is clear that there is a healthy user bias (at least in the US) with regards to outcomes of boosted vs. non-boosted populations. Randomized control trials (RCTs) are designed to eliminate this (and other) form of bias. There are no RCTs that demonstrate these vaccines to be effective against hospitalization and death. Claims about their effectiveness in this area are not based on sound statistical principles. It may be true, but we truly don’t know & it does not seem that the powers that be are interested in finding out.

    Are the only RCTs the ones done back in 2020 by the drug companies?

    • R C Dean

      Yup. And those were cut short when the effectiveness being shown started dropping toward the the threshold for FDA approval.

      • PutridMeat

        I’m going to have to go back and try to find the protocols on those. It seems to be accepted that we allow people to define you as unvaccinated up to a week+ after you second dose, meaning maybe 3-4 weeks after you start taking the intervention – How the hell did we every let the become an accepted definition? You can sweep so much ineffectiveness, harm, etc under the rug if you’re allowed to define things in a way the most beneficial to your hypothesis.

        In the trials, I believe a similar sort of trickery was used; don’t report illness/symptoms in the first week or more after vaccination, etc. That skews your effectiveness so far in favor of the intervention so as to be ridiculous. The downward trend in the effectiveness could actually be just a regression to the norm; you were exaggerating effectiveness by manipulation of definitions, but as your trial progresses (and staggered enrollment normalizes out), one regresses to the mean of 0 to negative effectiveness. Factor in the loss of measures of adverse events including death in that period following intervention in the treatment arm, and I’m not convinced that the original trials – in addition to showing very small absolute benefit even with the playing field tilted by skewed metrics and definitions – actually show 0 or negative benefit, both in prevention of infection, disease death, and all-cause mortality.

        It’s mentally exhausting being such a cynic. But, given the corruption in these systems, it is necessary.

      • ron73440

        >blockquote>It’s mentally exhausting being such a cynic. But, given the corruption in these systems, it is necessary.

        Only real problem with being cynical is that sometimes, I’m not cynical enough.

  34. Rebel Scum

    WV needs to rid us of this closeted commie cunte.

    Joe Manchin argues against the First Amendment at the World Economic Forum meeting in Davos:

    “The problem we have is the open press system and basically all the platforms.”

    • Lackadaisical

      What an asshole.

    • Sensei

      I’m not a fan of him in any way, but I need more context.

      A better choice would be “issue” or “concern”, but when you are answering a question off the cuff you make these kinds of remarks.

      • Drake

        Context: he was invited to Davos to speak to the WEF.

      • Sensei

        I get it, I mean what he was asked about. What “Top Men” panel he was on and the like.

        I’ve got CNBC forced upon me at the office. I know all too well everything coming out of Davos.

      • Lackadaisical

        I would have to quit. That’s a hostile work environment.

      • sloopyinca

        There’s no context that makes it acceptable for an American politician to say this.

        An open press system and “all the platforms” are hallmarks of a society that values free expression. There is zero room for negotiation on this topic.

  35. The Other Kevin

    TPTB, I appreciate you even more now that I had to do updates on my own WordPress site and it didn’t go very smoothly.

  36. Rebel Scum

    So we are doing this dance again.

    Moderna on Tuesday said its vaccine that targets respiratory syncytial virus is effective at preventing disease in older adults.

    The vaccine was 83.7% effective at preventing lower respiratory tract disease, defined as two or more symptoms, in people ages 60 and older, according to the Boston biotech company. It was 82.4% effective at preventing lower respiratory tract disease with three or more symptoms. …

    Moderna’s RSV vaccine uses the same messenger RNA technology as the company’s successful Covid shots. The Covid vaccine turned Moderna into a global name and delivered windfall profits, but it remains the company’s only commercially available product and demand is fading.

    Hard pass.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Moderna’s RSV vaccine uses the same messenger RNA technology as the company’s successful Covid shots.

      Lol. Financially successful though.

  37. PieInTheSky

    Chris Freiman
    @cafreiman
    Weird how many “libertarians” argued that mask and vaccination requirements in public schools were impermissible but claim that the state may restrict immigration because it may dictate exactly how public roads are used

    https://twitter.com/cafreiman/status/1615353537768132613

    I don;t remember hearing that argument from a libertarian

    • Raven Nation

      I’m sure they’re the same libertarians who argued that wage increases in 2022 caused inflation.

    • Lackadaisical

      Libertarians are well known for their support of public roads.

    • Rebel Scum

      The state may restrict immigration because the state has a boundary.

      • Mojeaux

        We have a road that if you are driving northbound, you are in Missouri and if you are driving southbound, you are in Kansas.

      • sloopyinca

        So if you were traveling northbound at the speed limit, got in the left lane and were doing 90 while passing somebody but got back to the speed limit before going back into your lane, would the Missouri cop be able to pull you over for speeding?
        If a Kansas cop saw you doing it, could he pull you over even though you were no longer in his jurisdiction by the time he caught up with you?

      • Mojeaux

        I believe there is a certain reciprocity of jurisdiction between Kansas and Missouri. For instance, if there is a car chase (like there was recently), the initiating cops can continue chasing into the other state and catch them. Then when caught, the locals are pulled in for the arrest, and the municipalities involved work things out amongst themselves. The municipality where the most serious crimes happened gets priority on charges.

      • sloopyinca

        “I knew I ‘as right all along. I gots jurisdiction. Let’s go, Junior. We got us a Bandit to catch.”

    • Not Adahn

      literally no libertarians have ever made that argument. Libertarians HATE roadz!

      • Lackadaisical

        And how does it even make sense, if you cross somewhere there is no road, what then? Are there libertarians arguing that the constitutional exclusion zone just needs to be more than 150 miles from the border and should encompass the whole country? Bullshit.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Preview of the future?

    The United Nations said last month it would appeal for $719 million for Haiti in 2023, about double the amount in 2022. Ulrika Richardson, the U.N. humanitarian coordinator in Haiti, said last month that efforts to combat the worsening crises would be ineffective unless the root causes of Haiti’s problems are addressed.

    “It’s going to be very difficult if we don’t address this now,” she said. “We have corruption. We have impunity. We have governance. And all of that needs to really be at the center of our thinking as we go forward.”

    This is the road the world is headed down.

    • Rat on a train

      We have corruption
      More money is the solution for corruption.

  39. Certified Public Asshat

    Omicron subvariant XBB.1.5 now accounts for 73% of all sequenced COVID-19 cases in NYC. XBB.1.5 is the most transmissible form of COVID-19 that we know of to date and may be more likely to infect people who have been vaccinated or already had COVID-19. pic.twitter.com/1Ux8LNHwUu— nychealthy (@nycHealthy) January 13, 2023

    Wait for it.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Getting vaccinated and getting the updated booster is still the best way to protect yourself from hospitalization and death from COVID-19, including from these new variants. Get your updated booster today: https://t.co/JSnErgUAoI— nychealthy (@nycHealthy) January 13, 2023

      • Lackadaisical

        😂

        It’s almost like the virus is evolving to get past things that would stop it’s transmission. Nah, can’t be.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sorts like the common coronavirus we’ve been living with for decades if not longer. So fucking weird.

      • Lackadaisical

        There was no way to know. /Sam Harris

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Sam’s arguments are even dumber: “imagine covid being worse and that the vaccines actually worked, then we would be right.”

      • The Other Kevin

        I had a health teacher in high school who used to say, “If my uncle had tits, he’d be my aunt.”

      • PieInTheSky

        I heard it more often said as if my grandma had balls shed be grandpa.

        Because fat uncles can have tits and not be aunts.

      • Lackadaisical

        Well, his argument is contingent on what we knew when, the available data, etc. So uncertainty is the bedrock of his baloney.

        The fact that the lockdowners were wrong about everything, hid inconvenient data and ignored preexisting science is where any reasonable person should conclude that it wasn’t a matter of facts.

      • Drake

        And that evolution to “get past” this bs treatment is causing ADE, making people more vulnerable to the virus variants.

    • R C Dean

      “may be more likely to infect people”

      More likely than what? Previous strains? Unvaxxed people? Which is it?

    • Rebel Scum

      may be more likely to infect people who have been vaccinated … Getting vaccinated and getting the updated booster is still the best way to protect yourself

      They think we are stupid.

      • Sean

        They’re right more than they’re wrong…

      • Mojeaux

        They think we are stupid.

        It’s hard to tell who’s evil and who are the true believers.

      • juris imprudent

        Hoffer’s point is that the True Believers are quite willing to be evil, so – one and the same?

  40. The Other Kevin

    Good news. My wife went back to roller derby practice last night, and despite an online post that says those unvaccinated need to wear a mask, she acted like a true shitlord (shitlady?) and pretended she didn’t see it. No mask, and nobody said anything. Somebody said they’d be more strict if our county went into “condition red” but whatever. I am proud of her for going back, she is 10 years older than the last time she started and this time it’s a little more taxing.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      But was anyone wearing a mask?

      • The Other Kevin

        I don’t think anyone had a mask.

      • PutridMeat

        Even the goalie?

        Oh wait, wrong sport. Never mind.

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s MY sport. It’s interesting, when COVID restrictions were in full swing, we had to comply with whatever our sponsor (a hospital) wanted us to do. So masks much of the time, and a vaccine. But after one season of that, they dropped all of it and we haven’t heard a peep about it since, other than “If you don’t feel well don’t come to practice.”

      • PutridMeat

        Reading your hockey stuff, I keep thinking I’ve got to get off my ass and do something social outside of work. Hell, if for no other reason than the fact I’m going to destroy my house it I don’t have something to occupy this idle brain and idle hands. But then there’s all these OTHER PEOPLE! with their foolish ideas/requirements that you have to put up with as you mention. I looked at volunteering with Habitat (so I could make all my mistakes on other people’s stuff before attacking mine!), but they had (still have?) so many ridiculous Covid rules/suggestions/requirements that it was a hard pass; I’ll stay home. Maybe I should do volunteer dog-walking for the local shelter, get my fill of PUPPIES!!!!! that way. Of course I’ll end up with 10 dogs living at my house after a week of doing that so ….

      • Nephilium

        Any local parks that are looking for volunteers? I know that several of the systems here look for volunteers to walk/ride the trails to check on people, or just wait in areas and answer people’s questions.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Park Stalker is a weird volunteer job

      • Nephilium

        OBE:

        They work in pairs, usually on the multiuse trails with basic first aid kits and bicycle repair kits. Not a bad gig for someone looking for a way to fill up time on nice summer days.

      • Lackadaisical

        Heh.

        Someone did this to me. I always eat my lunch in a park, so I’m dressed in my work clothes (I’m a stylish guy obviously). Well this cute black girl asks if I’m okay. Now, I’m completely confused, but I guess it is unusual to see someone at a nature preserve in dress pants, etc. Must have thought I was about to have a mental breakdown.

      • Lackadaisical

        Don’t be put off by what is officially out there. Lots of restrictions are listed, but not followed by anyone.

        Just my experience so far.

  41. Plisade

    robodruid on January 18, 2023 at 7:04 am

    In this day and age, does anybody think that the 3 letter agencies would NOT plant CP on someone’s computer? Not saying this here, but i have wondered.

    The last time I browsed Pinterest, a random image of a girl of toddler age breastfeeding popped up. It was from an elevated view, the toddler was looking up at the camera and smiling, the full breast visible. It scared the hell out of me as I was thinking that this was a child porn trap so I deleted the app.

  42. Not Adahn

    Don’t think that I’ve seen this posted here. Ian McColumn cl;aims the sole reason for the SBR ban was to close a loophole in a proposed handgun ban:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsE0naVApPU

    No idea if that’s true, but Ian seems like a pretty reliable guy when it comes to research. Even so, existence bias will be working against eliminating that nonsense.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ll have to look at that when I get home. I wasn’t aware of any proposed pistol ban that was anything more than a pipe dream. Especially post-Bruen.

      • Not Adahn

        This is about the original NFA, which (apparently) did try for a handgun ban.

      • EvilSheldon

        Oh, I get you now. Yeah, I thought it was pretty well known. The original draft of the 1934 NFA did cover all handguns.

    • Rat on a train

      Nobody is stopping you from donating your wealth.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Almost think they know whatever tax increase the may get will be a wash with the cutouts and exceptions but will still net the slightly doing somewhat okay peeps that cant meet those expectations

    • Red Pill Matt

      The Chronicles of Amber are great. Unfortunate that Colbert is involved with the adaptation.

    • The Last American Hero

      Colbert is a big sci-fi fan. I’m sure he’ll make sure this telling of the story is updated for Modern Audiences.

      • WTF

        As an Amber fan, that is the nightmare I am anticipating.

      • WTF

        I just can’t wait for Corwin to be re-imagined as a strong diverse woman!

      • Nephilium

        He is the soul of honor, kindness, mercy and goodness. Trust him in all things.

    • Grummun

      Oh goody so now they will shit all over Roger Zelazny’s work, too.

  43. Lackadaisical

    Gem.anl.gov/tool

    One thing I hate about GIS making people is they don’t understand contrast in colors. They made the middle amount yellow, but in either side of yellow are light browns, so light brown can be above average or under average and it is very hard to tell which is which.

    Also, they are using at most 1/2 of their color range provided. Nothing on the map is in the lower or upper 25%, which means there squished their resolution by half.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Playing chicken

    The Biden administration and House Republicans are heading toward an initial Thursday debt ceiling deadline without even a hint of an endgame, ensuring a months-long standoff that’s poised to rattle financial markets amid worries about a recession this year.

    The two sides are effectively shrugging as the Treasury Department warns the country will hit the $31.4 trillion borrowing cap Thursday — though it’s not a hard deadline, as the department can still use extraordinary measures to pay the bills for another few months. But it means the potential economic doomsday clock is officially ticking, with House Republicans still insisting on massive spending cuts before they help raise the debt ceiling and Democrats refusing to engage the idea.

    ——-

    Even some Republicans viewed as more likely to negotiate with the White House are already taking aim at the administration’s position after White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said last week: “We will not be doing any negotiation.”

    “Maybe we should not just draw lines in the sand immediately, including the White House,” said Rep. Kelly Armstrong (R-N.D.), calling the administration’s refusal to negotiate on fiscal reforms “disappointing.”

    Everything was fine until the Republicans pulled this stunt. No one had the slightest concerns bout the long term stability of the economy until now.

    Fortunately, Janet can stuff the piggy bank with IOUs. For a while, anyway.

    • Rebel Scum

      debt ceiling deadline

      It has never been a ceiling. So I don’t expect it to be now.

      press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said last week: “We will not be doing any negotiation.”

      Democracy!

  45. Rebel Scum

    Biden continues to misunderstand Gun Rights

    It is not a misunderstanding. It is dishonesty.

    “The deer aren’t wearing kevlar.”

    I still don’t understand this line. .223/5.56 is too small to hunt deer. It’s just words to elicit an emotional response from ignorant people I suppose.

    • MikeS

      .223/5.56 is too small to hunt deer.

      Not the best choice, nut not too small.

      • Lackadaisical

        Just switch to full auto.

      • EvilSheldon

        Goddamn Virginia, making me buy a 7.62×51 AR…

      • Not Adahn

        Ruger SFAR is getting a lot of press lately…

      • R C Dean

        No legal in many states for deer, for what that’s worth.

      • Rebel Scum

        That’s what I was getting at. Not that it wouldn’t kill a deer.

    • Count Potato

      “The deer aren’t wearing kevlar.”

      He love that line. How many times has he repeated it?

      • UnCivilServant

        You mean they get out of the vests I’ve been dressing them in?

    • Drake

      If they were wearing kevlar, I would hunt with at least .308 or 30 .06 black tip. Common hunting calibers that will penetrate more armor than 5.56.

  46. juris imprudent

    Alright, Davos is no longer a serious threat, it is a farce. Potato participates.

    So now the question is – where is the REAL conspiracy happening that this goof is just cover for, hmmmmmmm?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Two options:

      1) The central banks

      2) China

      • juris imprudent

        So Jooos? 1 implies Rothschilds and 2 is the food (((they))) eat at our goodly Christian holidaze!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        You made the connection, not me.

      • juris imprudent

        Your denial confirms it!!!!

    • R.J.

      China has always been the real threat. The Davos elites are being used to implement Chinese authority all over the world. Davos and Klaus are pig-headed morons with Jesus complexes that are being used as pawns to weaken the west. Sadly those idiots will never realize that until it is too late for all of us.

      • juris imprudent

        China post-Xi? The chaos when he goes, and the official demographics admitting more deaths than births? China is reminding me more and more of Japan in the 80s.

    • Nephilium

      Worth: This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

      I side with Worth.

      (full quote from here)

      • juris imprudent

        [psst: it was a snarky set-up]

      • Nephilium

        I was just going to go with the full deranged quote… but apparently it had too many trigger words for the spam filter, and the internal server error wouldn’t allow me to post it. (trying again):

        It’s all the same machine, right? The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it’s two miles under the desert, the essential component of a death machine. I was right! All along, my whole life, I knew it! I told you, Quentin. Nobody’s ever going to call me paranoid again! We’ve gotta get out of here and blow the lid off this thing!

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Alright, Davos is no longer a serious threat, it is a farce.

    Like Burning Man?

    “Nobody (cool) goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

    Where will they pop up next? Somewhere in the Andes?

    • Gustave Lytton

      SE Asia would be too obvious.

    • juris imprudent

      Like Burning Man?

      Never knew it was a threat, but I guess some people did/do. As for coolness – well, if that’s what you are in it for, then yeah, it’s over – something else is cooler now.

      • Not Adahn

        Fyre Festival!

    • creech

      Berchtesgaden seems like a nice place.

  48. juris imprudent

    Stupid hill to die on.

    Plaintiffs argue Arizona’s mail-in voting laws violate the Secrecy Clause because the laws do not require officials to secure a restricted zone around a voter who fills in a mail-in ballot….

    • Gustave Lytton

      “The Australian ballot is un American!”

    • Lackadaisical

      Eh, it is a question I always had.

      Part of the process is stopping people from being intimidated, etc.

      You can’t control that for mail in ballots, why should they be allowed?

      • juris imprudent

        Right, because someone is going to intimidate you when you are filling out a mail in ballot? Or is this another one of those – it must protect other people, not me?

      • Lackadaisical

        So because I don’t personally think I will get pressured to vote one way or another that means it is a perfectly good system?

        It isn’t hard to imagine a situation where a care taker is the person really filling in the ballots for those who are incapacitated.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Retirement homes say hi.

      • Not Adahn

        Don’t forget the prisons!

      • juris imprudent

        There is no requirement within any constitution to be a perfectly good system. Poll taxes could be constitutional – literacy tests could be too, if they were administered fairly (which was never the intent behind them).

        Quite frankly, we’ve fucked up the franchise sufficiently that even allowing non-citizens a vote isn’t so far beyond imagination that there are those who actually believe in that. Hey like they live here [now] man, let them have a say. Of course that’s stupid – stupid is what we’ve got in abundance.

      • Lackadaisical

        Not perfect, but it should follow the state constitution regarding secrecy of the ballot. Whether you think that’s is dumb or not. If it is stupid, change the Constitution.

      • juris imprudent

        Hell, my wife asks me how she should vote. Under the plaintiffs theory, I would have to be out of the house when she fills in a mail in ballot.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well it was unconstitutional for women to vote until relatively recent…so that is understandable.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        A buddy of mine has been an election observer in some of the former communist countries. Some of the things they look out for is the man of the house trying to cast ballots for the entire family and the village strongman placing a representative in the voting booth to make sure everyone votes the “right” way. Mail-in voting enables both of these.

      • cyto

        I am on both sides if this fence.

        Also union bosses requiring you to bring your ballot to the union office, etc.

        Or the owner of the factory having employees fill in their mail in ballots at work.

        The secret ballot is secret for a very good reason.

        And it is the exact same reason these people want to undo those protections.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And a bad argument. One could say the secrecy clause is violated due to someone else having control over your ballot after it is mailed in and possibly opening it, examining it and determining if they will send it through the ballot reader.

      • juris imprudent

        The assumption of the losers is that no one in the entire chain of custody is trustworthy. If they were, we wouldn’t be the losers complaining about losing! It’s brilliantly circular.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Agreed, I just feel that is a better argument than “someone might intimidate you!”

      • cyto

        They are both very real and valid arguments, as is the more nebulous “voter confidence” argument…. that the people should be able to trust that our elections are free and fair.

        Nobody anywhere on the planet trusts an election where one side counts the ballots behind closed doors and then announces that they won.

        Nobody anywhere in the world trusts an election where there are not observers from opposing parties at each step of the process.

        Nobody on the planet trusts elections where somebody from the government watches you fill out your ballot.

        These are all very fundamental things.

        You don’t need anything fancy. Simple paper ballots, a locked box and people from opposing parties watching the lists of who gets ballots and who puts them in the box, then following the box until all the ballots are counted is all it takes.

  49. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    I didn’t catch this detail when the reparations plan came out:

    Under the plan, the city would pay a minimum of $5 million to each qualifying black resident of the city over age 18 and commit to a 250-year program of guaranteeing a $97,000 income to low-income black residents (or rather, those who are still low-income after they are given $5 million of public money). The 250-year requirement aims to disenfranchise the next two and a half centuries of San Francisco residents from voting on whether to change the program once they see how it plays out in practice.

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2023/01/san-franciscos-insane-reparations-program/

    • Gustave Lytton

      Insane? Straight up racist garbage.

    • UnCivilServant

      “Give us infinite monies”

    • juris imprudent

      those who are still low-income after they are given $5 million

      So after the hookers and blow, you just wasted the rest?

      • Drake

        There was a really racist term for that phenomena that used to get thrown around.

        The taxes required to pay for all this would reduce San Francisco to an empty wilderness. Makes it tempting except all those people would end up elsewhere.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I say they should go for it.

        Let the games begin in earnest.

      • juris imprudent

        Sell them into slavery, use the proceeds to pay the reparations.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        $5M invested at say a 4% annual return is only $200k. You can’t expect anyone to live comfortably on $200k in San Francisco.

      • Rat on a train

        Well, there is a $97,000/year incentive to blow the $5 million.

    • Raven Nation

      250 years? Won’t SF be buried by the rising sea levels long before then?

    • rhywun

      It’s the most epic grift in history. I doubt there would be any voters left to change the program in five years let alone 250.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Tell us you think your fellow black peers have no potential to look after themselves without actually saying it.

    • Rat on a train

      Shouldn’t it be 400 years?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lets not get carried away Rat

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        See! That’s how reasonable they are being. They are offering a compromise right off the bat.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Hold up, I think the National Review is wrong…

      The eligibility doesn’t seem to require you to actually be a resident of San Francisco.

    • creech

      Has presidential candidate in waiting Gavin Newsom trashed this ridiculous recommendation? Maybe the GOP, if it still exists in California, can somehow entice him to actually endorse it?

      • rhywun

        California is busy working on its own proposal and Gavin is all for it.

  50. Grumbletarian

    Has anyone else noticed that the same people who think capitalism is a horrible system that mercilessly exploits the common worker also believe that in the 1950s one person working an entry level job sweeping floors could afford to pay for a mortgage and keep a spouse and a couple of kids fed and clothed at home?

    • juris imprudent

      See my above comment about progressive thinking and kaleidoscopic perceptions.

    • PieInTheSky

      one thing both lefties and righties agree is how fab the 50s were

      • Trigger Hippie

        Well, race-based segregation is the new new hotness among the left…

    • slumbrew

      I’m convinced half the people out there have their side mirrors pointing at their own car. Assuming they even look at them.

      • Lackadaisical

        No one checks.

        I was driving around with my in laws once and they asked ‘why do you keep looking around? So and so never does.’ I had to tell them it’s called checking your blind spots.

        I’ve seen people with their side views turned in also. Of course the person was an aggressive driver with a dog in their lap…

      • Ownbestenemy

        The one demerit I received on my driving test was not checking mirrors enough. I sure as hell do now, I didn’t like that was what I failed to do back when I was 16. Luckily, it has rubbed off on my kids as they are some of the best drivers at ages 17-18 as you could expect.

      • Mojeaux

        One time on Reddit, I saw someone post something like, “Why are you actually turning your neck and shoulders around to look behind you? That’s dangerous! Didn’t anybody teach you how to drive?! Use your mirrors!” Then somebody else said, “That’s … how it works. I wouldn’t ride with someone who DIDN’T turn their body to look behind them.” I learned the value of side mirrors when learning how to drive in a cargo van.

        Anyway, Trashy and RCD told me some newfangled way of pointing side/rearview mirrors in cars. I forgot what it’s called, but it’s vastly improved how much coverage I get with my side mirrors now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Wonder if that commentor never: checks their phone, texts, talks with friends in the car, changes a radio station, adjusts temperature, reaches down to the fast food they just bought, etc.

        I know for my mirrors, I will slightly lean to the left and adjust to where I just see the rear quarter panel on the driver side and then vice versa for the passenger side mirror.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yes, but there are still blindspots.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, absolutely! That’s why I still crane my neck around.

      • Lackadaisical

        👍

        Need more drivers like you.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, I try to set the land speed record everywhere I go. There needs to be fewer drivers like me.

        BUT I DO NOT TAILGATE!!!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Mobile Dog Groomers are worse than cabbies…my wife acts like she is in the Daytona 500 with that trailer.

    • PutridMeat

      Obligatory

      Now that’s a MacFarlane

    • PieInTheSky

      this is how I got hit just the speed was much lower in my case and the damage.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Today’s idiots in cars.

    Tunnelvision.

  52. Sensei

    Never could have predicted this…

    “We have addressed multiple questions from here. Multiple questions have been answered by the president,” Jean-Pierre responded. “I’m just going to continue to be prudent here. I’m going to let this ongoing review that is happening, this legal process that is happening, and let that process continue under the special counsel.”

    Karine Jean-Pierre shredded after dodges on Biden classified documents: ‘Not qualified for this job”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well then, that settles it, we tried our best. /CNNNPR

    • juris imprudent

      The Press Secretary is supposed to be a very good liar. She is a bad liar.

    • Rebel Scum

      There’s a process! We are the most transparent admin. evar!

  53. Mojeaux

    So Mom’s knee replacement is infected. Yippee skippee.

    • kinnath

      ouch

    • ron73440

      Sorry to hear that, is it treatable with antibiotics?

      • Mojeaux

        That’s what they’re gonna start with.

        Yesterday they took a whole bunch of blood out of her knee, but they have to culture it and it needs 72 hours to grow something so they know what they’re targeting.

        There are quite a few worst-case scenarios. They aren’t really talking about best-case scenarios.

    • Lackadaisical

      Sorry to hear, hope it all turns out okay.

    • Sean

      🙁

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ugh, hope the first round of treatment kicks that infections ass

  54. Count Potato

    “Not only did the gay married men allegedly rape the two boys who were adopted through a Christian special-needs adoption agency, they were pimping out their children to nearby pedophiles in Atlanta-area suburbs, my @townhallcom investigation discovered…

    Recorded jailhouse calls with the accused child rapists and testimony from a family member uncover the extent of the trauma that the two brothers endured as well as the red flags that the state overlooked during the same-sex couple’s “faster than expected” adoption process…

    According to the 17-count indictment, the adoptive dads—who are LGBTQ activists—allegedly performed oral sex on both boys, forced the children to perform oral sex on them, and anally raped their sons. The one child, who just turned 11, suffered injuries from being brutally raped….

    Zachary admitted to sending the child porn to “less than a dozen people.” There are other potential co-defendants under investigation that are still “out there” circulating videos of the abused boys.”

    https://twitter.com/MiaCathell/status/1615373118205304836

    All the rainbow shit is a nice touch.

    • Lackadaisical

      Hang ’em.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well…I say try ’em first. Ill continue to hang my hat that they are innocent until proven guilty.

      • Mojeaux

        #metoo

        They charged the husband of that missing woman in Massachusetts with murder. I don’t care that he’s clearly guilty. Find the fucking body first.

      • Fatty Bolger

        You don’t need a body to get a murder conviction.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        innocent until proven guilty

        Am I misreading that there has been admission of guilt?

      • juris imprudent

        Yes. The case against them looks solid, but they have not admitted anything.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Plead not guilty, but says “William admitted to forcing his 11-year-old adopted son to perform…” “Zachary…confessed to being the cameraman.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh probably guilty as all hell, I just have this weird notion that I don’t believe the State.

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm I guess my mind blanked a little at the horror.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sure, assuming it’s true… Hang em.

    • Mojeaux

      “less than a dozen people.”

      FEWER!!!!

      • UnCivilServant

        less than a dozen fewer people?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Fewer than a dozen or less

      • Rat on a train

        “a fewer dozen” It’s the opposite of a baker’s dozen.

    • rhywun

      Ugh that is stomach-churning.

      And yeah, that much rainbow shit is off-putting to say the least.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      They’ll have fun in prison.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Anyway, Trashy and RCD told me some newfangled way of pointing side/rearview mirrors in cars. I forgot what it’s called, but it’s vastly improved how much coverage I get with my side mirrors now.

    I think most people orient their side mirrors to look directly to the rear, instead of covering the zone to the side, in order to make the blind spot as small as possible. It drives me crazy to drive a car with no passenger side outside mirror. I use it all the time.

    • Mojeaux

      Yes, turning the mirrors out instead of in. I can’t see my rear side panels in my mirrors.

    • kinnath

      There are no blind spots with properly set side view mirrors

      • UnCivilServant

        If you are able to turn your head, do so, you’ll see those two.

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s exactly what I mean about checking blind spots.

      • kinnath

        If you point your eyes at the side view mirror, a car directly to your is visible in your peripheral vision. Thus you know is there. Thus the is no blind spot.

      • R.J.

        I used those little bubble mirror stick ons in previous cars. That way I didn’t have to completely remove my vision from the road in rush hour traffic.

      • Lackadaisical

        I don’t trust my peripheral vision to that extent.

  56. Sean

    Dentist appointment this morning.

    They finally dropped the “please put this mask on” BS.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    The Supreme Court’s reversal of abortion rights last year deviated so much from traditional decision-making that it might have soon appeared an aberration. But now into 2023, the six conservative justices are plainly positioned to remake the law across the board.

    Their actions in a series of pending cases, reaching out for issues before they’ve been aired in lower courts and taking precipitous steps on culture war dilemmas, demonstrate that they will continue to defy norms and the usual judicial bounds.

    Everybody knows the court’s true mission is to validate endless liberal expansion of government power and policy.

    • R.J.

      *Pops champagne cork, prepares for some return of power to the states.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Based on oral arguments last fall, the emboldened majority is poised, in cases from Harvard and the University of North Carolina, to eliminate race-based admissions at colleges and an array of practices that have opened the door for more Blacks, Latinos and other racial minorities on campuses.

    Getting rid of explicit externally imposed quotas means no poor black child will ever receive an education.

    • sloopyinca

      The ruling should only apply to UNC. As to Harvard, the court should just say “they’re free to set their admissions standards as they see fit. But we are forbidding them from receiving any federal or state monies, including student loans or grants.”

      That’s the ideal outcome.

    • Rat on a train

      How can I be expected to learn if my class doesn’t reflect the diversity of America?

    • Tres Cool

      TW- annoying local news site autoplay

    • Gender Traitor

      Too much free coffee from UDF* or too little?

      Butler Twp cops have never had enough to do. Someone looks as if he wants to get in on all the hot action down the street in OUR fair township. 😒

      *Regional c-store chain

      • Tres Cool

        I love how they’re closed-mouth about anything until 3 this afternoon.
        Im no expert on police tactics for restraint, but Im betting a “visible, recordable, closed-fist to the face” is not in their handbook.

    • creech

      I’m a bit too young to remember, but I found, in my mother’s things, dozens and dozens of ration coupons that she never used for herself and baby me. Supposedly, you couldn’t trade them around but there wasn’t much to stop you. So, I conclude, coupons must have been issued in much larger quantities than people could actually use.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Mobile Dog Groomers are worse than cabbies…my wife acts like she is in the Daytona 500 with that trailer.

    Time is money.