Love in the Time of Dementia Links

by | Jul 19, 2026 | Daily Links | 164 comments

And I can’t even spell Gabriel. I’m blowing off work today to meet up with Prime at our mutual favorite spot. And it’s an odd sort of amusement in a place with a much younger demographic to see the looks we get as the geriatric couple being all super-affectionate. “Ewwwww, that’s gross!” they’ll exclaim charmingly. They only say that because they’re jealous of our well-preserved looks, and we know what they REALLY mean. “Those guys don’t have to worry about contraception or meeting the parents!”

But age comes with the passing of years, and everyone is entitled to birthdays. Those today include the greatest contributor to equality; an artist with a definite kink; a hottie who definitely had an edge to her; one of the greatest animators to walk this earth, and another argument for immigration’s contribution to the greatness of America; one of the last of the Team Red Brahmans;  a guy who managed to make Richard Nixon look good; another major contributor to equality among men; and one of my favorite comedians and here’s a clip of why I love the guy.

I don’t particularly love Links, but here they are anyway.

The OMWC Plan still looks like the best approach. So of course we won’t do that. Stop sticking our dick into hornets’ nests.

And JFC, stay the fuck out of this one, too. The OMWC Plan would work here, too.

About the reporting you’d expect from Nidal Al-Mughrabi.

Progs For Imperialism.

People have the right to look as stupid as they want and to hire someone to help them accomplish that.

I know a way to save a few billion tax dollars. Eliminate yet another agency that has been demonstrated over and over to be ineffective. Thanks, Bush!

Can you spell “impeachment?” I knew you could.

You mean the stupid shit he says is stupid? Where’s my fainting couch?

Retardation runs in that family.

Speaking of retardation…

I’m not a huge fan of the Velvet Underground, but this video struck me as the visual inspiration for a key element of one of my favorite movies, No Country For Old Men.

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Old Man With Candy

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164 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Was she a hottie?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Judging from her photos, quite cute.

      • R C Dean

        *squints, shrugs, closes tab*

  2. Common Tater

    “About the reporting you’d expect from Nidal Al-Mughrabi.”

    Better than being named Anus Ashtray.

    • Common Tater

      “Nearly ​all of Gaza’s 2 million people now live on a tiny strip of land along the coast, mainly in makeshift ​tents or damaged buildings, under Hamas control.”

      At least they identified the problem.

      • (((Jarflax

        Gaza is all a tiny strip on the coast under Hamas control. so it’s not nearly all, it’s all and always will be all.

    • rhywun

      The war began when Hamas-led fighters attacked southern Israel on October 7, 2023, killing 1,200 people and taking about 250 hostages, according to Israeli tallies. Israel’s subsequent offensive ⁠has ​killed more than 73,000 Palestinians, according to Gaza health officials.

      muh proportionality!

      Hamas still exists, dude. Which means the job isn’t done.

      • R C Dean

        Hard to believe that anyone still takes the “Gaza health officials” the least bit seriously.

      • rhywun

        Not just here and there but the entire MSM takes it seriously. Makes you wonder.

  3. (((Jarflax

    Awful people making up bullshit charges to ruin the lives of other awful people, while ignoring the actual crimes of yet more awful people. The whole Tate extradition kind of symbolizes the state of the world.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m wondering how it is that the Tate bros are so much more heinous than the many grooming gangs.

      • EvilSheldon

        1.) They’re famous, and B.) they have many wrong creepy opinions.

      • Common Tater

        III.) They’re white.

    • Common Tater

      Are the charges bullshit?

      • (((Jarflax

        The last set were, and this set seem to have popped into existence after they were acquitted on the last set.

      • EvilSheldon

        Rape I could believe (given some actual evidence, of course.)

        Running a sex trafficking ring, no. Neither one of them has enough of a brain. That said, ‘sex trafficking’ these enlightened days covers a huge amount of territory…

      • Common Tater

        A pimp’s intelligence is different than that of a square.

    • rhywun

      That is one saga I cannot summon the least shred of interest in.

      • slumbrew

        +1

  4. The Other Kevin

    Good morning! Hope you are all enjoying your weekend. I’m laid up with some sinus/respiratory thing that started Thursday when the some was at its worst.

      • Threedoor

        Sue Canada.

    • Common Tater

      Hope you feel better soon!

  5. Common Tater

    “along with a ban on licensing tattoo shops within 1,000 feet of a school, church or playground”

    That’s just straight up retarded.

    • (((Jarflax

      They should ban pinball and restrict billiards while they are at it!

      • juris imprudent

        “We’ve got trouble, right here in River City…”

      • Threedoor

        Easy there Jar

    • rhywun

      If it stops just one child from turning into a tatted-up douchebag, it will have been worth it.

      • creech

        +1 David Bromstad

      • Michael Malaise

        I actually like David Bromstad. He’s seems nice no matter how much you have to spend on your lottery dream home.

  6. Common Tater

    “The scanners also work in conjunction with “sophisticated algorithms” that can automatically flag suspicious items, such as explosives or “other threat items,” according to the TSA.”

    Have they ever caught any explosives?

    • Threedoor

      They cut my lock off of a duffle bag and tore it apart that I had a tin of boot polish in in 2005

  7. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Excellent music choice this morning!

    • Common Tater

      I’m guessing it was “The Gift”.

    • Old Man With Candy

      What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

      • Common Tater

        I’ve only bet boxing, cock fights, and football.

      • R C Dean

        STEVE SMITH BET ON COCK. IT A SURE THING. IT NEVER LOSE.

  8. rhywun

    A reliance on military power over diplomacy

    I see NPR remains upside-down land. You have to negate every thought to arrive at something close to truth.

  9. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Pffft, modern American warfare is about making money and sowing chaos. Stupid NPR…

  10. Common Tater

    “Can you spell “impeachment?” I knew you could.”

    He can’t spell “Hawaii”

  11. Drake

    Why can’t we won wars?
    I’m biased since I was in the last war that was a win 35 years ago – and I’m a project manager.

    Desert Storm was the last time we defined achievable victory conditions and resisted all temptations to expand the scope (didn’t conquer Iraq or take out Saddam).

    Does anyone even know what we’re trying to achieve with Iran right now? Or during the 20 years we wasted in Afghanistan? We have a sorta ally in Israel who has completely different objectives and doesn’t care even a little about our concerns.

    What a stupid hornets’ Trump keeps shoving his neo-con dick into.

    • Fourscore

      We’re still in Korea 70 years after the fact.

      60 KIA in Viet Nam (not to mention the civilian population death and destruction)before we learned how not to do something stupid.

      Or maybe we didn’t learn, do the same thing over and over…

      • Michael Malaise

        Iran isn’t about territory — it’s about global hegemony. I think the goal is to weaken China’s influence. It’s worked to some degree.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He fell victim to Easy Victory in Venezuela Syndrome and listened to the platitudes and straight up lies from the war monger advisors close to him and here we are. Trump’s just not very smart.

      • Ownbestenemy

        As JI pointed out a few weeks ago…most likely CIA/State Dept slugs chirpping in his ear and rather than listen to his VP, decided “what’s another round of sticking it in crazy gonna do?”

    • R C Dean

      “Does anyone even know what we’re trying to achieve with Iran right now?”

      It seems quite clear to me, and the administration has been clear on its goals since Day One.

      Can we achieve them? If so how, and at what cost? Those are the only interesting questions.

      • Fourscore

        In spite of everything I tried my kids still walked in their own shoes.

  12. rhywun

    Can you spell “impeachment?” I knew you could.

    Shut up! He is stunning and brave! The people demand unlimited abortions and an end to white supremacy!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Does anyone, anywhere, want something else?

      • Drake

        Trump in his book and first term used to seek other opinions. He would let lively debates go on between advisors and Cabinet members before making decisions.

        Now, all that is shut down.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Senator Lindsey but With Tits Graham along with a political need to show she can be as warmongerish and “tough” as her brother. Is SC stupid enough to fall for it? The answer is yes.

      • R C Dean

        Her nickname henceforth is Tits Graham. So let it be written, so let it be done.

      • EvilSheldon

        Titsy Graham. ‘Tits’ only works as a last name.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, someone has to swing that way.

      • DrOtto

        Then why does Tits McGhee work?

      • The Last American Hero

        Trump’s first term ended with COVID lockdowns. Maybe for round 2 he decided that the team of rivals bs wouldn’t work.

    • R C Dean

      She’s a cipher. Odds are she turns into another backstabbing RINO.

      • DrOtto

        The next Liz Cheney.

  13. rhywun

    “The mayor should be in active conversations about raising pay for New York City’s paraprofessionals, early childhood educators, EMS workers and herpity derpity doo”

    Oh, shit. If the only alternative to him inciting antisemitism is spraying tax dollars at those layabouts, I think I might have to side with the Jew hatred.

  14. Common Tater

    “Batarti Gabbard, the 55-year-old sibling of the former national intelligence director, was charged in connection to a “stranger danger incident,” at a hotel pool area in the resort-packed Waikīkī neighborhood on July 12, the Honolulu Police Department said.

    The elder Gabbard allegedly approached the minors, including a 9-year-old boy, offering them gum and money if they followed him to a room at around 2 p.m., officials said.
    Batarti Gabbard, 55, was charged with second-degree custodial interference after the July 12 “stranger danger” incident at a Waikīkī hotel pool….

    Gabbard, who suffered from mental health issues in the past, began spiraling in recent days after smoking pot, his father, state Sen. Mike Gabbard, said, according to KITV.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/07/18/us-news/tulsi-gabbards-brother-batarti-gabbard-accused-of-trying-to-lure-children-to-hawaii-hotel-room/

    I don’t think any amount of weed can make you want to fuck a nine-year-old, unless you were already into fucking nine-year-olds.

    • Threedoor

      So Muhammad was a pot head?

  15. Fourscore

    OM, I almost didn’t recognize you from the pictures.

    “Lookin’ good!”

    • Old Man With Candy

      AI is a marvelous thing. It only took two go-rounds with Grok to get it right.

      • slumbrew

        Where’s that left hand, mister?!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Right. Stealing a breadroll or some chips, maybe I would buy into they are stealing to eat. Stealing meats, especially more expensive cuts, is to resell on blackmarket of SNAP

    • rhywun

      The mind reels at the stupidity progs carry around in their head with such certainty.

    • R C Dean

      If you really believe people have to steal just to eat, then it seems that stores shouldn’t be allowed to lock up food, no?

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m still trying to figure out why they lock up the antiperspirant at my local drug store. You’d think we’d want to encourage everyone to use it. 🤔

      • rhywun

        Companies prohibit retail staff from physically trying to stop a shoplifter for their own safety and must find other ways to protect the merchandise.

        In other words, shoplifters are very often violent criminals who should be locked up.

        The problem isn’t going away because local politicians aren’t taking it seriously.

      • Common Tater

        Antiperspirant isn’t even expensive.

      • rhywun

        See the “CRAVED” link – anti-perspirant is all of that.

        Probably makes a big profit in the black market.

      • Tres Cool

        GT- our Kroger on Siebenthaler has “high loss items” in a sectioned off area of the store. Its all glass panels.
        I call it the Ghetto Fishbowl.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yep. Most of the shoplifters stealing deodorant, toothpaste, diapers, laundry detergent, etc., are reselling it.

        You won’t make great money doing this, but it’s easy and it’ll keep you high.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        We need to go back to armed security guards, who aren’t in turn criminalized when they shoot a shoplifter/bank robber/whatever.

      • EvilSheldon

        So the South America model, then?

      • Threedoor

        Tinactain too.
        Only place I’ve found it available in years has been Amazon. Likely on Amazon after it was stolen out of some retail shop.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        That was the US until about 1975, also. And what has fallen since then?

      • rhywun

        I absolutely agree that shoplifters should be shot. If it is “too dangerous” to stop them, what other option is there?

    • R C Dean

      She’s unrecognizable without makeup.

  16. Q Continuum

    “Why is the U.S. finding it so hard to win wars?”

    Because the populace and the leadership don’t have the stomach to do what’s necessary to do so. To win a war, you have to destroy an enemy’s will or ability to fight. This often requires overwhelming force with massive “collateral damage” that modern Westerners recoil at. We had to drop two nukes on Japan and firebomb Germany into oblivion to end WWII. Unless and until someone’s willing to do that in these other shitholes, nothing will change.

    For me, that’s an argument for not getting into a conflict in the first place unless the stakes are so high that waging total war is absolutely the only option. Instead we do these stupid half measures and “police actions” to just pad Lockheed Martin’s bottom line.

    • Threedoor

      The brass and pretty much everyone e7 and up don’t want the war to end. They want another promotion and a meritorious bronze star.

      A lot of rank and file guys know what it takes to win a war agains a Muslim nation and are completely willing to eliminate every male in those countries and convert the women. The leadership has no balls and is convinced that wars can be won by reading books like Three Cups of Tea.

    • Threedoor

      Maybe they should do their job?

    • Raven Nation

      Couple of times I’ve spoken at our church I’ve used power point – but only to put up a map or maybe some historical context. I’ve not used it to bullet-point the sermon.

      • Nephilium

        “So we’re going to circle back to the question of evil after we distribute these action items and prayer points to all of you.”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        We need to bubble this up to the Big Guy, and see what trickles down after that!

    • rhywun

      Battered by U.S. tariffs and Chinese competition, manufacturers have been shedding thousands of jobs.

      Let’s not discuss the self-imposed “green” hysteria.

      • Sensei

        A green paradise using cheap Russian natural gas and defended by the USA.

        What could put a wrench in that?

    • Threedoor

      I guess I missed that when I was on vacation there.

      That’s like the blue laws in the South on steroids.

      Weird as heck.

      • PutridMeat

        blue laws

        Moved to Baton Rouge in ’95, unpacked on a Sunday, but no TV at the apartment so went to the local bar (Chimes) to watch some games (back when I would still go out of my way to catch the NFL). Sat down at the bar with a good view of big – for the time – TV and ordered a beer.

        “Sorry, sir, I can’t serve you”

        ‘Que?’

        “It’s Sunday, you can only drink if you are eating.”

        (thinks about eating for 3-4 hours…. nope.)

        ‘So if I order a side of fries, I can have a beer?’

        “Yes”

        ‘And as long as I have food, I can keep ordering beers?’

        “Yes”

        So a plate of soggy, cold fries sat in front of me for 3 hours so I could have a couple of beers and watch the game.

        Then the rule that you couldn’t sell booze within X feet of a church at any time. So my go-to grocery store was next to a church. If you wanted to buy alcohol, you bought your groceries, went outside and walked down to the far end of the store, furthest from the church, and went in a separate entrance to buy your alcohol.

      • Tres Cool

        Kentucky still has “dry counties” with absolutely no alcohol sales.
        Doing a lot of work in that state taught me to bring my own just in case.

      • Common Tater

        “There are 83 counties in the United States where the sale of alcohol is completely prohibited.”

    • Threedoor

      Pretty up there. The Boy and I went camping last week. It was good to get out for a couple of days and get on top. https://ibb.co/vCkMpWwp

  17. Common Tater

    Looks like all the archive sites are down?

    • Threedoor

      I’m glad the swallows will still be around.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yes and instills such shitty and terrible habits for food.

      The 70s/80s Betty Crocker cookbook aint looking so bad anymore.

      Worst is using your dishwasher as I have seen people do on the interwebs

    • Tres Cool

      I learned to use an iron skillet. Or the oven if Im making a lot.

      • Raven Nation

        Oven-baked is my preference. This morning I might try the air fryer as we had to shut off the gas on Friday for reasons.

    • rhywun

      If you want half-done soggy bacon, sure.

    • EvilSheldon

      We clearly wern’t hard enough on the hipsters in the 2000’s…

    • DrOtto

      I’ll promise some of the packaging flavor transferred over to that as well. That’s just retarded and keeping with today’s link theme. Good job.

      • PieInTheSky

        Is there an official glibertarian definition of the south?

      • Gender Traitor

        Five Glibs will have at least six different opinions, but here’s the non-Glib-specific traditional definition, at least for the eastern U.S. as it existed mid-19th century.

      • Tres Cool

        Anything below the Mason-Dixon?

      • Common Tater

        We should start a dental practice.

      • Threedoor

        I use the metric of where sweet tee is served when you order iced tea.

    • Nephilium

      That’s appalling.

      Sheet pan in the oven is my preferred method if I’m making a lot (as a bonus, bacon fat is easy to reclaim through this method), skillet on the stovetop for a couple of pieces.

      And everything south of Columbus is Kentucky.

      • Gender Traitor

        Harsh, but fair.

      • rhywun

        Sheet pan in the oven is my preferred method

        This, and for any size even just me. So much better results than in a pan.

      • R C Dean

        The bonus for frying bacon in a cast iron pan is that it does an excellent job of seasoning the pan.

  18. Common Tater

    “Amid a summer of dangerous heat, drought and floods, a majority of Americans are connecting increasingly severe weather to the climate crisis, new polling shows, despite efforts by Donald Trump to dismiss global heating as a “con job” and a “hoax”.

    It’s a sign that attempts to suppress polarize climate concerns may not be seeing full success, said Grace Adcox, senior climate strategist at Data for Progress.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/19/climate-crisis-us-voters-study

    SCIENCE!!!

    • rhywun

      Propaganda works. Film at 11.

  19. slumbrew

    Dammit – I wasn’t paying attention and just did my 600th Peloton ride within realizing it – I would have done a live class and gotten a shout-out for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit.

    I’m ignoring my wife’s suggestion to delete the workout to drop back to 599…

  20. Common Tater

    ““White men get to fail,” said Amanda Litman, co-founder of Run for Something, which recruits young, progressive candidates to run for office. “Women do not get to make mistakes. People of color do not get to make mistakes.”

    Litman said the argument was not that serious allegations should be treated differently because of a candidate’s identity, but that Platner had been granted an unusual degree of latitude to recover from earlier controversies that a female candidate or a candidate of color would probably not have been afforded.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/19/graham-platner-double-standard-politics

    A black guy with a nazi tattoo?

    • EvilSheldon

      And this was totally because Platner is white, and not because he’s a moderately charismatic socialist with good positioning to snag a GOP Senate seat…

    • creech

      Maybe the campaigners against irradiating food are to blame?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Cleetus buys an electric car

    tl;dw: Goes to dealer, buys Dodge Charger EV for 1/2 sticker price, still thinks he grossly overpaid.

    Bonus speaker in rear bumper pumping out audio “engine noise” which sounds like a lawn mower.

    James says, “I’d keep the front seats and the wheels and burn the rest.”

    Cleetus is never going to get that Ram NASTRUCK deal now.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      I watched that video last night.

      241 mile range.
      Glass roof was cracked after 1 day of ownership.
      Spoiler on the hood of the car “to keep the front end down”.
      A svelte 6k pound coupe.

      LOL

      • Common Tater

        I’m sure weighing 6,000 lbs. saves energy.

    • R C Dean

      I get “Video unavailable”.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    And this was totally because Platner is white, and not because he’s a moderately charismatic socialist with good positioning to snag a GOP Senate seat…

    Platner was a cheap knockoff of Meet John Doe, dredged up by whiz kid political consultants. They got their money’s worth.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Weather is not climate.

    Somebody told me that.

    • PutridMeat

      Weather is climate if it can be made to fit the narrative.

      Weather is not climate if it cannot be made to fit the narrative.

      The goal of the narrative is to further the revolution and the remaking of man and society, control and power. Don’t expect logic. Don’t expect consistency. Don’t expect rationality. Expect whatever it takes to further the goal.

      • Common Tater

        “Climate Change Will Be Back Next Summer”

      • creech

        Most environmentalists seem to believe God intended them to be stewards of his creation. And everyday, there are new “acts of God” creating more destruction than your A.C. or backyard grills ever did.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Stopped at the pub for a brew and the golf is on. Why do people watch this?

    • creech

      I do. Because winning or losing depends on what you do and not on a teammate dropping a pass or striking out on a ball in the dirt.

    • Plinker762

      They are hoping to see someone get hit by the ball?

    • Threedoor

      They enjoy watching the grass grow?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Do nothing Congress

    “It’s a great American pastime to hate Congress,” said Carl Hulse, chief Washington correspondent for The New York Times. “But I do think there’s a lot of frustration with Congress.”

    Hulse has covered Capitol Hill since the Reagan administration. Asked if he sees a broken institution today, he replied, “Oh yes, totally. I unfortunately have said to people, ‘I’ve spent my career covering the decline of Congress.’ And yeah, they need to get it together. But there’s just very, very little cooperation between the parties, and you can’t make things happen that way.

    “I do think a lot of them want to do the right thing, and they just can’t quite get themselves there to do it,” he added.

    They can’t even get it together to impeach Mad King Donald. What makes you think they’re going to pass socialized medicine or a punitive tax on wealth?

    • creech

      How come “compromise” never includes privatizing social security just a little bit or reducing the dept. of education by just a third? Compromise is always expected to be in the direction of more government.

    • Tres Cool

      “If they want me to use the men’s room, I will but I don’t want to be assaulted,” he said during a recent debate.

      Oh, I dont think thats gonna happen.

      • R.J.

        My thoughts exactly. People would come running out of either bathroom like they saw Alice the Goon.

    • DrOtto

      Proof that the Maine congressional race is turning into a shit show.

  26. Evan from Evansville

    Gonna make a quick trip to Kroger to get my 350 calorie breakfast shakes, but then, off to my old Walmart! Yes, I can get the things I want for the workweek, and a decent chance of seeing Lawn & Garden Leonard, with a highly outside shot Cutie Crush still works there, but really?

    A lovely chance for a 50min (total) drive (vaguely) out of Carmel, an enjoyable getaway drive through the country for my brain to both unwind and unravel my tremendously positive inaugural week at the title service. And then? Back in plenty of time for the 2:20 Cubs game, a nice throwback to my days working 5-2pm there.

    Such a strangely positive weekend for me, my first proper one, w no work nor work-search, in quite a long time. Gonna think of how to use these weekends to my advantage. NSFW submission is in, so that’s accomplished. Enjoy before the grind begins anew!

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Delusions of grandeur

    Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., took a swipe at Rep. Haley Stevens, D-Mich., on Saturday, saying Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary isn’t about her, but about whether the “billionaire class” can stop progressive candidate Abdul El-Sayed.

    Sanders — joined by progressive Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., at the Detroit Opera House rally — delivered the remarks to voters alongside El-Sayed, who is set to face Stevens in Michigan’s Aug. 4 primary.

    “In all due respect to Haley Stevens, everybody knows that this is not an election between her and Abdul,” Sanders said. “This is an election between Abdul and the billionaire class. That is what this election is about.”

    This is a struggle between good and evil for the very survival of humanity.

    Or maybe it’s just a junior high popularity contest between retarded children.

    • rhywun

      Certainly there are no billionaires supporting “democratic socialists”. How gauche would that be.

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