“Would it be the worst thing if Iran nuked Los Angeles?” the hat asked.
“Of course it would,” the hair said.
“It’s just a matter of time,” Donald grumbled.
“Think of all the leftists annihilated in a ball of fire, the sky split asunder,” the hat said. “It would be glorious.”
The hair sighed and Donald chuckled.
“We wouldn’t even have to encourage them,” Donald said. “They want to. They still hate Hollywood because of True Lies.”
“They would nuke Washington,” the hair said. “They would nuke us.”
“What if nuking L.A. created zombies?” the hat said. “Everyone loves zombies.”
“Do zombies still vote?” Donald asked.
“No, they are dead,” the hair said gently.
“But, I mean, can they vote? Can they even pick up a ballot? Wouldn’t their hands go right through it?” Donald asked.
“Huh?” the hair asked.
“He thinks zombies are ghosts,” the hat said.
“While zombies and ghosts are both dead, a zombie and ghost are not the same thing, Donald,” the hair waspish in schoolmarm.
“The Walking Dead is a very popular show,” the hat said. “It’s been on the air for something like forty years.”
“America must defend the Strait of America,” Donald said gravely. “No matter what Iran does.”
“Or we nuke it,” the hat said.
“We cannot nuke the Strait of Hormuz,” the hair said.
“Where’s that?” the hat asked. “Oh, you mean the Strait of America.”
“I will not nuke any part of America,” Donald said, “and the Strait of America is America.”
“And because it’s an important shipping lane…” the hair said.
“The whole world will eventually be America,” Donald said, “and no nuclear weapons will be needed unless we are fighting off the aliens when they attack.”
“Insectiod bastards,” the hat spat.
“Insectiod bastards,” the hat spat.
Starship Troopers calling.
Do the Bugs have a concept of marriage? What would a bastard in a Eusocial species look like? Are those the eggs laid by workers which other workers tend to kill?
*Note, Eusocial workers laying eggs is a rare but non-zero event. I believe the offspring would be parthenogenic if allowed to live, but the nest’s response is to destroy eggs not from the Queen.
What’s the feminine of bastard?
3d, the term is gender neutral and was applied to Elizabeth I at times.
3door, I like bastardess. That means I can use bastardesses when talking about a scrum of congress women.
“Would it be the worst thing if Iran nuked Los Angeles?” the hat asked.
“Gee, I wish we had one o’ them doomsday machines.”
He’s never seen Z Nation.
Sad!
You even need to ask? The Graveyard Vote is a solid electoral contingent.
Do zombies vote? What the fuck is the majority of the Democratic party Donald?
Z Nation was fun til last couple seasons. Then got weird.
That’s when they let zombies vote.
I wonder he’s going to join in the joyous celebrations that Antifa has planned for today.
“Now let him enforce it”
/AJ
I hope that clown falls in a manhole–wait, I mean personhole– and never climbs out.
It seemed like the perfect plan!
Michael Smith, 54, pleaded guilty in March to using AI to generate thousands of songs and then streaming them billions of times with bots, generating more than $8 million in royalties.
https://www.billboard.com/pro/ai-music-streaming-fraud-sentence-man-18-months-prison-scam/
Bots listening to AI music…
How much of the internet is already dead?
SF‘s entry on zombies becomes just that much more relevant, doesn’t it?
How many of you are AI bots?? 🤨
Nice try, Fed bot!
GY according to Facebook I’m a bot.
I’m not a bot. I’m a sock.
“…Stoking the star maker machinery behind the popular song…”
Free songs in Paris?
Smith robbed millions in royalty payments from genuine artists and their fans.
Just fuck right off. If the services were free, and susceptible to bot requests – then what fucking royalties did he earn?
The ads that accompany the streaming?
Zombies and ghosts to insectoid aliens. Which ones are the leftists?
Zombies and ghosts are leftists. I believe the insectoid aliens vote splits about 50/50.
Why not. We’re subsidizing the whole thing anyway. Maybe we can hire actual female women to be our housekeepers, instead of troons.
I forgot to be inclusive instead of a misogynistic pig. Ladies will be able to hire cute housedudes.
We watched most of Air America last night and my wife chortled when the female character told Robert Downy Jr that she worked for USAID.
That is a movie that holds up remarkably well.