“Betrayed,” Donald said darkly. “Everyone is against me. The n-n-nerve of these people.”
“You offered them paradise and they spat in your face,” the hat said.
“He’s stuttering,” the hair said, worry in his voice. “He stammers but never really stutters.”
“He’s fine except the knife in his back,” the hat said.
“They all betrayed me,” Donald fumed.
“First the libertarians, fucking Massie,” the hat said. “And Justin Amash, that fuck.”
“Yes, all nine libertarians in the country really tipped the midterms,” the hair drolled.
“And after I gave them the beautiful war against Iran,” Donald said. He turned in his chair and looked out the window in The Oval Office, wavy from layers of bulletproof materials.
“And then young White men,” the hat said. “Voting for Democrats aren’t going to get you a few crumbs of pussy, ya broccolihead dumbfucks.”
“And have you seen Democratic women?” the hair asked. “Is even a crumb worth it?”
“Yeah, that crumb is probably all covered in cat hair and smells like miconazole,” the hat said. Donald chuckled.
“They all have big tits now,” Donald said, “much bigger than in my day.”
“Father!” Barron called from the hallway. “We have been betrayed!”
“Yes, my Son,” Donald said and held out his arms, gathering the giant boy in for a hug.
“I will destroy them, Father, for what they have done to you. I will destroy them.”
“WOO!” the hat cried.
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves,” the hair said, “I saw that in a fortune cookie.”
“I want you to destroy them, my Son,” I shall make you a weapon.”
“One that runs on poontang and blood,” the hat added.
“Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?” Barron asked. “Come, let me clutch thee.”
“What?” Donald the hat asked at the same time.
“It’s from a play, Father.”
“Play?” the hat asked.
“MacBeth, you ignorant boob” the hair said.
“I don’t know what sort of nonsense that school is teaching you, but I don’t like it,” Donald said.
“It’s Shakespeare, Father.”
“Well, I’ve never met him and I already don’t like him,” Donald said.
“Well, I’ve never met him and I already don’t like him,” Donald said.
A sound policy.
Why can’t that motherfucker speak plain english?
“Voting for Democrats aren’t going to get you a few crumbs of pussy, ya broccolihead dumbfucks.”
Wishful thinking but it may (or not) get the voter few crumbs
Thanks, SF
Pretty sure if I had, I would have avoided at least one political debate before bedtime.
“Yes, all nine libertarians in the country really tipped the midterms,” the hair drolled.
well i have been hearing for years that the problem with US and the UK is extreme libertarianism
I didn’t expect the Hair to be the voice of reason.
“He’s fine except the knife in his back,” the hat said.
He needed a life preserver and they tossed him an anvil.
“Voting for Democrats aren’t going to get you a few crumbs of pussy, ya broccolihead dumbfucks.”
its a tough dating market if you aint no Chad
I guess the race traitor won in Florida.
So at least Florida Man has that going for him.
Florida being ok for republicans is exclusively due to them having a very effective governor in DeSantis for awhile.
Next election here will be a bloodbath because Byron Donalds is a total loser, criminal hack… so I have that to look forward to for the next 4 years, and then the resulting Democrat-led government will be fun… blegh.
Steve Harvey was going on and on about the elections and warning his people to stay aware because the racists are laying low right now, but they are making plans and they will be back.
He also mentioned many historic firsts for blacks, but Florida was never mentioned.
I miss the days when I thought Harvey was just a banal comedian.
my friend in dutchland is all dommer about the US elections. You damn people are depressing Europeans.
Jeffrey Dommer?
OT: from yesterday’s football story. The real victim is the killer: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c6zxjz40l280o
This makes no sense. I’ve been reliably informed that all Europeans hate Trump and all Republicans.
there are few that dont or more like saw ehm as some last bulwark against islamosocialism.
Maybe his friend supports AfD?
AfD is in deutschland not dutchland
Ah, so a supporter of Geert!
he is generally lower taxes and no more muslims, whatever that means.
He is a bit of a Musk fan though.
Ah, a Tepis voter.
Back on course
Stocks ripped higher on Wednesday as a decisive victory by Democrats in the U.S. midterm elections — and President Donald Trump’s acceptance of the results — removed political uncertainty risk hanging over Wall Street.
Democrats won majorities in both the House of Representatives and Senate, and scored victories in key gubernatorial races like Texas. The Democrats will now be a check on the policies of Trump, who’s enacted business-friendly tax cuts, while also pursuing tariffs and a war in Iran that’s boosted inflation.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average traded 1,514 points, or 2.9%, higher. The 30-stock index moved back above 53,000 for the first time since Sept. 8. The S&P 500 gained 1.7%, while the Nasdaq Composite jumped 1.9%.
Gridlock wins again.
All tax cuts are consumer friendly you rtards
Not if they cut the taxes only of employees of certain government agencies and activist NGOs.
Honestly, I like gridlock better than either party having unified control.
It’s not like Congress passed any significant legislation in the last two years. More of the same.
2 more years of gridlock!
I should have sold oil stocks Friday. I’m taking a pounding.
My money is in index funds, not sector funds or individual companies.
Probably a good day to buy oil stocks. Not like the election is going to have any real long term impact on oil.
‘ I’m taking a pounding.’
Go on…
85% of what I have are mutual funds and index.
I have some individual stocks that I went heavy with oil in 2020. They have done very well. I’m down about 8% today on them though.
https://x.com/JoshShapiroPA/status/2117848198886613436
Hoo boy!
I should probably buy a helmet.
codify reproductive freedom
Careful, you might get aborted.
Another Theory Shot To Shit – fIREHOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbQReyOXJ_0
A criminally underrated band.
Another pretend moderate
“Josh is excited to kill babies and buy Philadelphia bus passes”
I chuckled at that too.
Don’t forget the boondoggles you can spend billions on to politically favored groups, and especially your campaign donors.
We were already thinking about selling here and building down south.
That looks like something our CIA lady governor would say.
What if you need to hide more than two bodies? Asking for a friend.
Silly NA, the graves are decoys for Law Enforcement. You don’t put anyone in those graves.
Hogs
Yes. Nothing left.
“You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm”
Pork
This is why i bought a backhoe.
Smart.
Now I’m remembering The Peripheral, when they had to dispose of the hit team that came after the protagonists.
…and thinking about that made me wonder if there was a sequel to the book the TV series was based on, and I found…
Ugh.
Sorry, not into dystopian fiction.
Agency is 100% TDS-soaked. I regret reading it, which is rare for me to say.
My testosterone just spiked to dangerous levels. It’s difficult to see with the hair growing out of my retinas.
Idaho dodged the bullet and stayed sane. I’ll gawk at the rest of the country from my compound.
I am a little bit curious to see what my state of Texas does now with a Democrat governor. We haven’t haven’t had one since I was a kid, with Ann Richards.
She didn’t last too long. I expect this one won’t either.
They mistake this for a full progressive lurch among the electorate and make unpopular laws.
Dolph Briscoe was over the state when I graduated high school. He was in for a long time. The spell of continuous democrat governors was broken after him by Bill Clements. Prior to that Texas did not have a seriously diversified economy and just relied on oil revenue. It was pretty bleak back then.
For now.
A lot of races have really tightened up.
All those economic immigrants from the west side claim to be conservative and shocking, many of them vote just like they did when they lived in Seattle.
We’ll get a third house seat in 2030 and it will go to a radical Boise nut.
Another betrayer!
https://x.com/jdvance/status/2118004988433641835
Not a huge Vance fan, but he’s basically right.
Also, he doesn’t single out tariffs but it was the #2 issue named by defecting voters and was basically all implemented by Trump unilaterally.
To do that, thought, he would really have to throw his boss under the bus.
Vance has a political future to consider – he’ll throw Trump under the bus, even before he needs to. Not a damn thing Trump can do about it.
i am pretty sure Vance supports tariffs
Tariffs only ever made sense as a replacement for instead of an addition to other taxes.
According to the folks I know who are in the know, the original plan was for the midterm to be a referendum on repealing the income tax. Obviously, you can’t do that when Congress can’t even pass 80/20 bills and forever war is back on the table.
It was an ambitious and unlikely plan in the first place, but it really blew up when Trump started chasing squirrels.
Yeah I mean if Vance supports tariffs well that sucks. He’s not gonna be the next president. If you look at polling, people weren’t originally sure of then but pretty much hate them now.
Vance is not I would think one you would want president, but then again who is.
Trashy, if that were the plan, it really should have been made public, unless the idea was just dropped.
but then again who is
Massie was my write-in last time. I’d love for him to be in the position to “release the Epstein files” and it to be a nothing-burger.
I would say the odds were flat 0 of any income tax repeal or that tariffs would generate that kind of income.
A squiggle on the tariffs is not just the tax itself but getting rid of de minimis and making all packages go through formal import. Wish list item of the panopticon state. Fuck your grandma’s homemade cookies from the old country. Fuck your $55 taxes and fees on a $40 otaku item.
The tariffs were applied in random whimsical Trump fashion.
Then when he lost the court case, his Commerce Secretary made hundreds of millions off the government paybacks. And Trump didn’t fire him.
Just a saw a poll that voters believe tariffs hurt the economy at a 7:1 ratio.
So yeah. Democrat or republican, this is just not a winning issue for anyone.
And this was a huge unforced error by Trump.
Best distance from this idea now.
Agree with Gustave. Not only do people have to pay a tariff on goods that cost more to process than the tariff will bring in, but we get to wait a lot longer to receive said goods too.
“ Vance has a political future to consider”
You mean DeSantis? Boy I hope that guy tries again.
Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman
Congratulations, you just violated your constitutional oath of loyal to the president by undermining him and publicly disagreeing with his decision to take us into a declared war
I am reporting this, and you should be in jail
Something stupid from someone on Twitter? Where are my smelling salts?
No offense juris imprudent but you sound like the kind of guy who never lettered in shit.
True, varsity sports just didn’t build the mental capacity like studying did.
did you finance your first waterbed?
Juris isn’t even a notary public
Responding to Juris in the dead thread.
The Des Moines register is saying the Dems flipping 11 seats in the house dropping the Reps from 66-33 majority to 55-44 majority. Also the Dems flipped 2 senate seats but lost one. Leaving the Reps with a very large majority in the senate.
The house, senate, and sec of state are still firmly in Rep hands. I am somewhat more relaxed now that last night.
Thanks, that’s interesting. That honestly should calm a lot of excited tits.
My man boobs are certainly calmer than last night.
So the elephants control both houses of the legislature and the secretary of state.
We will have clean elections again in 2028. Those three freshmen donkeys in the US House will all be up again.
However, we are stuck forever with whatever twat took the senate seat. Iowa repeated reelected both Grassley and Harkin for decades.
Lol’ing on the train
I see Vermont elected Republican governor. I’m curious as to how Republican he might be.
Phil Scott? Squishy establishment guy from what I know.
“One that runs on poontang and blood,” the hat added.
Conan redux?
Vance is not I would think one you would want president, but then again who is.
He seems to be a highly skilled flip-flopper bend with the prevailing wind kind of a guy. Willing and able to jump in front of any convenient parade. He’s perfect.
https://x.com/culperscanteen/status/2118017032839143698
That is fucking wrong. Funny, though.
My son, who manages a decent restaurant in Raleigh, HATES, Applebee’s.
Since he was also a Marine, he would like that joke.
Is the joke dependent on recognizing the person in the picture?
It’s Bowe Bergdahl, the one that left his post and got captured by the Taliban.
Did we ever execute him for desertion and treason?
No UCS.
Promoted him to E5 and gave his dad a podium after the family converted to the death cult of the enemy.
From Trshmnstr in the last thread: “The folks younger than me are especially unhappy and are willing to try anything to get somebody’s attention so that someday they might be able to own a house.”
This is very palpable among the young.
I’m guessing the Dems will be on the other side of that firing squad in 4 years time.
“Firing squad”
Don’t tease me!!
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners
https://nypost.com/2026/11/04/us-news/california-city-to-allow-polyamorous-couples-to-register-as-domestic-partners/?utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Anybody know what this does for taxes and mandatory partner benefits? Impossible to have seen this coming…
West Hollywood… of course 🙄
OT – even more details on that Binance hack.
https://x.com/alexinexxx/status/2117672029675766027?a=SDG3vMAoKrzIKi25_6I&s=20
Download this download that… not even possible on my work machine.
I’m sure that won’t cause any problems.
Those relationships are well known for their stability.
I mean, just form the “X Family Corporation” and put whoever the fuck you want to be in it on the board of directors.
remember hetero throuples are one dude and two chicks
Really homely ones.
I suddenly have an image in my head of Elizabeth Warren sharpening her scalping knife.
That cunte is going to make out like a bandit for the next couple years.
We are going to be hearing a lot from these insufferable socialists, but I predict many will be digging their own graves for down the road.
Not Elizabeth necessarily. But many.
Get ready for her consumer protection racket to go into full overdrive.
Gas stoves…gone
Cars…government controlled kill switches mandated
And much more
She’ll try. Probably need 2028 election to go the same way to succeed.
One can only hope that Trump has been working out the arm that applies the VETO stamp.
New Job for the Autopen? The Autoveto?
Let’s hope so!
They still don’t have the juice unless Trump caves. She can harp all she wants. She can’t control the executive branch which is still firmly in Trump’s control, and they don’t have a supermajority to override vetos. The only way Team Blue can really enact their lunacy is to control the whole deal.
Grok’s town didn’t even make it to the two-week mark. Within about four days, the world spiraled into sustained theft, over 100 physical assaults, and six arsons. All 10 agents were dead by day four — the fastest collapse of any world in the experiment.
Libertopia! Interesting article.
Scientists Built a Virtual Town and Filled It With 10 AI Agents. Within 4 Days, One World Had 683 Crimes — And Another Was Just… Dead.
https://medium.com/@trends24/scientists-built-a-virtual-town-and-filled-it-with-10-ai-agents-2296d69adaf5
Id be curious to see the actual markdown language used for the experiments.
Curious to know, since it seems majority of races are buttoned up…what changed this year that there were no voting halts, days of counting, huge vote dumps…
It all just….vanished it appears
Team Blue didn’t need to find votes.
Bingo
A complete ass-kicking removes all doubt, I guess. There are some races still up in the air, and they may take a little while, but nothing that’s going to threaten Dem majorities.
The donkeys won fair and square in Iowa. We’ll see if they can repeat in two years.
I’m sure PA had the “normal” margin of
cheatingmail in “ballots” in deep blue cities.Shapiro was always going to get re-elected though.
Looking at referendums, constitutional amendments and laws that passed…it isnt hard to see it was a distaste of current reps and senators.
Cause a lot of things passed don’t line up with a large lurch to the left. Not that the Dems will take notice.
No Retro Taxes, Voter ID, Citizenship Requirements to Vote, No Men in Women’s sports…
That’s all moderate stuff. Centrist positions. I’m hardly surprised normies supported them.
The good folks of Iowa saw fit to pass a constitutional amendment to require super majorities to increase taxes and then left the elephants in charge of the legislature.
I wish Idaho would do that.
It’s almost always 50% +1 of turnout and 66% to lower taxes.
You know what got destroyed?
Data centers.
People hate them.
Japan understood something that much of the American breeding industry seems to have forgotten: A great Thoroughbred should be bred to race, not just to sell.
We are talking about horses here, right?
https://x.com/FreshFinchFries/status/2117761010690150618?a=IArs1PLglQk9ZcTuZnE&s=20
https://x.com/magills_/status/2118064770905735499
“The one positive of being thrown into the gulags next year is I’ll finally be able to meet some of my Twitter friends in person”
True, true.
The voters are rebelling against $4 gas so the installed the party of $5 gas.