Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty

Florida Man and Nature’s Bounty

Author's Note: SugarFree is out for a little while dealing with real-life things. In the meantime, you'll have to accept this all filler, no killer stand in. "Some of you may have seen the recent accounts of thousands of iguanas -- known in foodie and native fare...

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Wednesday Afternoon Links

With our friend SugarFree still missing at sea, I'll handle the linkages this afternoon as well. I want to take a second to wish everyone well this holiday season. Our biggest problem has been -- what do you get for 10 & 12 year olds who don't play team sports and...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

Fun article below me where we can prove robc's old aphorism: Slightly more flavors of libertarianism than libertarians. Its fun to fantasize about a utopian state where we are left alone just enough. I am definitely NOT left alone just enough right now, although The...

Tuesday Afternoon Links

Happy Tuesday that feels like it should be Thursday. But it must be Tuesday because the news keeps telling me that New Hampshire is holding a primary. Trans