Saturday Morning Substitute Links

Saturday Morning Substitute Links

Well, May has come, and OMWC is also trying to... anyways, we all know there's only like six weeks of ice cream season in upstate NY, and he's trying to steal a 7th. Dear God, how does he make anything coherent this early on a Saturday? Mrs. L decided we were going to...

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

Howdy there friends. Back with another addition of links. I think one of my kids has strep throat, another had it this weekend. Luckily, I am already on antibiotics because I had a cracked tooth extracted on Friday, so I ain't scairt. Grumpy, and trying to figure out...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

Fun article below me where we can prove robc's old aphorism: Slightly more flavors of libertarianism than libertarians. Its fun to fantasize about a utopian state where we are left alone just enough. I am definitely NOT left alone just enough right now, although The...

Tuesday Afternoon Links

Happy Tuesday that feels like it should be Thursday. But it must be Tuesday because the news keeps telling me that New Hampshire is holding a primary. Trans