Hump Day AM Links

Hump Day AM Links

Oct 1, 2025

Happy Wednesday boys and girls. Its the mid-week, as far from the weekend as we get. We had the school book fair last night. What an absolute shitshow. They fed us pizza, but somehow it takes longer to feed 1/3 of the school plus families than the kids get for lunch....

Monday Morning End o’ June Links

Monday Morning End o’ June Links

Jun 30, 2025

Good morning, y'all. Sloopy and Banjos are doing a drive home from summer vacation, so I'm filling in. I, er, may have missed a rotation last weekend. Florida Man, shit happened, yadda yadda. I did take my little kids to Peppa Pig World, adjacent to Legoland, just an...

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

Jun 8, 2020 |

I discovered something this weekend, my house is way too big, and we have way too much stuff. This is my recommended solution.

Monday Afternoon Links

Jun 1, 2020 |

I think all the time-traveling the Hat & Hair did to save The Donald is really stating to pull our local reality apart at the seams.

Thursday Afternoon Links

May 28, 2020 |

You know what, seven hours in the car to see a rocket launch yesterday would have been okay. Seven hours to eat a mediocre dinner and have some ice cream in Cocoa Beach feels wasted.