Saturday Evening VD Open Post

Saturday Evening VD Open Post

We interrupt your usual Saturday Evening Links for an open post. Tell us about your best/worst Valentines Day On our third Valentine's Day together, I wanted to do something nice for my wife and bought lobster to cook. It turns out that she doesn't like lobster. I'm...

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Still pinch hitting for SF. you'll have to excuse me if I repeat links. I've been going to meetings for a living for a while and it has impacted my ability to keep up. We managed to get all the sicknesses in my house. Flu, Wuhan Flu, sinus infections, its like we...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

I discovered something this weekend, my house is way too big, and we have way too much stuff. This is my recommended solution.