Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?

Monday Afternoon Links? of Brett?

I don't remember how long I did the afternoon links weekdays when this site kicked off, but it felt like a really long time. That was, I believe before sons 3 & 4, so the memories of how to do it are lost to those BC days. I had to ask the editorial staff what...

Sunday Morning Gentile Links

Sunday Morning Gentile Links

OMWC had some perfidious thing to do. Swapping out the hot chocolate dispenser for an ice cream freezer in the back of the “free candy” van or something. In the meanwhile, I’ll try to entertain you guys. My youngest - now 3 - finally got his first haircut. He went...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

I discovered something this weekend, my house is way too big, and we have way too much stuff. This is my recommended solution.

Monday Afternoon Links

I think all the time-traveling the Hat & Hair did to save The Donald is really stating to pull our local reality apart at the seams.

Thursday Afternoon Links

You know what, seven hours in the car to see a rocket launch yesterday would have been okay. Seven hours to eat a mediocre dinner and have some ice cream in Cocoa Beach feels wasted.