Armchair Admiral

Armchair Admiral

Pirates in Alameda? In the bay? I could hardly believe it. Granted, it had been a long time since I helped Captain Morgan defeat the Spanish Armada, but I still had moxie. The psychiatrist said something like that when I was in the hospital. Or was it that a prison on...

Houthis Counter US Strikes with Sarcasm

Houthis Counter US Strikes with Sarcasm

SANA'A - In a statement broadcast on the Houthi-controlled Al-Masirah network, spokesman Mohamed Ahmed Mahmoud Hamid said "Oh, you really got us now, you dastardly Yankees, for you blew up our *other* helicopter that we weren't using. I guess we'd better surrender...

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