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KKK, Antifa Merge to Form Klantifa
DATELINE: PORTLAND
Borg Announce New Motto: We’re All in This Together
DATELINE: DELTA QUADRANT
Feminists Slam Jeopardy! For Promoting Unrealistic Intelligence Standards
Ms. Gambolputty is also an activist…
Somalia Sends Peacekeepers to Portland
Part of the aid package includes…
Martian Violence Blamed On Indiana Guns
Gunfire sounds from every direction on this typical evening on the red planet.
Army Unveils New ‘Peaceful Protester’ Attack Helicopter
DATELINE: FORT RUCKER
California Experiments With Absentee Electricity
When is satire not satire.
Trump on Dead Soldiers: They Probably Vote Democrat Anyway
At a press conference today, CNN reporter Jim Acosta confronted Trump.
Biden Challenges Coronavirus to Push-Up Contest
Tragedy struck…
Space Force Moffs Deny Rumors of Death Star Cost Overruns
In an open session of the Armed Services Committee today….
Newman’s Own to Change Name, Logo to Huey Newton
DATELINE SAN FRANCISCO
Mostly Stationary Bricks Thrown at Mostly Peaceful Protest
The streets were mostly calm.
Rwanda Offers US Advice On How to Have More Sectarian Violence
“We have watched your little scuffles…”
SPLC Warns of Dangerous Right-Wing Manifesto Known as ‘US Constitution’
ATLANTA - At a press conference, SPLC spokeswoman Joanna Gambolputty warned of the dangerous new document which was recently spotted on 4chan and other alt-right websites. "This hateful screed has inspired numerous acts of violence and is frequently quoted by...
Happiest American is Blind, Deaf
Dateline: BOISE
Aliens Invade Earth, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit
Experts say…
Democrats Push to Lower Retirement Age to 18
In response, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said…
Pandemic Forces Antifa to Drop Masks and Don Pointy, White Hoods
DATELINE PORTLAND
Biden Promises to Fix Climate Change if Greta Thunberg Lets Him Sniff Her Hair
Dateline Stockholm
Trump Says AOC Can be President if She Sits in Corner of Oval Office
Trump invited select members of the press to the White House.
US Dollar Hospitalized After Stimulus Overdose
Dateline Washington
Bernie Sanders Says There Were “Very Fine People on Both Sides of the Iron Curtain”
Controversy erupted as Democratic presidential hopeful Sanders seemingly praised murderous communist dictatorships.