I would like to begin with a small public service announcement. The Red Cross has issued a crisis level shortage in the US blood supply. Please donate if you are in good health. Otherwise you want Vampires to die…or don’t and let them hunt you down at night. Its your...
Too soon, doggos
I told you I was going to do it. Let the contrarian nonsense begin! This is my review of Magnanimous Brewing Brecher Bier: Christopher Nolan…at this point I want to make it clear that had this been made by anyone else I wouldn’t have given it a chance at all. There...
While that looks good, I’m actually having a bagel.
Get your conspiracy theory hats.
I got an hour to fill in.
Leave…it to…the Shatman…to….finally create…controversy…we can really….bitch…about.
Which is a silly way of claiming its hotter, really. Saying “I sweat more in Florida,” doesn’t make it hotter, it just means you are sweating.
In light of events that may or may not have lead to a number of people here stocking up on certain canned goods, I thought I’d let everyone know an easy way to actually eat the contents of those cans and not disturb your delicate gastrointestinal tract. This is my...
Who’s down for an extra set?
I don’t know about you guy, but I’m done with this week.
The squirrels always win.
What? I’m up early, what’s your excuse?
With so many things out there to set us all off, we could focus on something important. Something like jack boot thugs called in to beat up communists...nah. Lets phone it in. This is my review of Chihuahua Mexican Lager. Trader Joe’s was called to account this week...
I am phoning it since I am on vacation. I am absolving nobody of their debts
People might stop treating you like a pain in the ass if you stop being a pain in the ass.
Nah.
!Miercoles! I decided to go for a run last night, and lets just say three miles used to be easier on my knees. I’m not here to complain, at least not here. Now for the links! I would like all the religious types to pray for Jair Bolsonaro. Why? Not just...
Nice. I got the 4th of July slot.
On Tuesday morning I was in for a bit of a surprise. Like any other, I woke up, urinated, and stumbled over to the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee. “What the Hell are you doing here?” ”HI BROWN MAN. BROWN MAN HAVE GOOD COFFEE.” “Why are you here...
I was mildly troubled by today’s H&H. Mostly because Trumpfest yesterday took place about a half mile from my house—lets just say rednecks still drive pickup trucks and they let loose the gas! I had nothing to do with any of that. On to the news from the south....
Eventually it will come for us all.
Fun times for me today. Just listening to coworkers on Zoom hyperventilating over ZOMG MUH COVID SPIKES! Which is par for the course I suppose, this is a health plan I work for, if anybody is going to go full retard over this, its these people. Now on to the...
Greetings, As mentioned last week, we are celebrating Brett’s expansion of his illicit drug empire by shouldering the load for links. Which means this link may be of interest to him or anyone else looking to start a business in Latin America. Now for the links! Drug...
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
I am trying hard to not talk about the things everyone else is talking about. Like defacing this statue depicting an unabashed defender of western colonialism.