https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSO0QzDCTvI We actually have TWO things happening this week. On the Second there is that sign that reads either "change in a war" or "news about a war." It is kid of annoying that the sign for news has zero differentiation about when it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgYxDehs7k You want to know what the skies are saying? Someone's going to get stung or bit by something venomous tomorrow. That's it. The rest of the week is clear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtaAMfYrqaU Doesn't "Jam Handy" seem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVie2K-mMtc The Week in general is good for the married couples. The early week has an unusually clear warning -- often the signs we read as "bad luck" are really just "luck," but scared clients come back. However, in this particular...
Astrological advice for the first half of the week.
It’s Pisces time. Pisces often gets overlooked, probably because fish are boring (if tasty). While Pisces doesn’t get the early boost that’s common to the beginning of it’s solar visit, it DOES get Jupiter for the entire month.
Like everything else that’s bad, there is an astrological sign for it.
When you’re not good enough to design a Bimmer, but think you’re Steve Jobs.
The stars say get a jump on Valentine’s Day.
Woof!
MERCURY RETROGRADE is over! Time to play ball.
Oh, hi there! Time for the horoscope and some of the lesser-shown regulars at the park.
Sometimes you should look up at the skies, sometimes you should look down at the dogs. Especially when they’re playing in the snow.
Could you like, go forwards? MERCURY RETROGRADE this week. You have been warned.
Cane Corsos are wonderful dogs, but if their owner is too weak they will become aggressive and end all life on Earth.
You should have sufficient coffee in you by now to pay attention.
On the second day of Christmas, the stars they said to me…
Are the snap caps that cost twice as much really twice as good? Yes. Yes they are. Here’s why.
Sunday good, Monday not bad, Tuesday ok, Thursday fine…
Rye, The Finalizing!
Don’t be silly! Come and get your fortune told!
Somedays it’s OK to sleep through the celestial advice.
If you managed to be born under both Aries and Libra, you’re COMPLETELY screwed.
Recovered from the Beaver Moon? Great, now DUCK!
Chaos and violence come to your home this week. Sharp objects will be involved. A lot of cards drawn this week indicate stasis. Of particular interest are The Hierophant and the High Priestess being drawn back to back.
This week’s upcoming events center around domestic life and general life improvements. This week is excellent for Scorpio, in almost all aspects of life. Almost. Second dates will be harder to come by, but first ones will be easier. Commitments will be difficult to keep. Capricorns should be lucky in love, as will older people and yacht owners. And, of course, cute puppy pics.