https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekM0VflXyok Unlike last week, this week has all sorts of goodies. Let's take this day-by-day. Today - Mars moves into Gemini, so excessive use of force is authorized. Tomorrow: MERCURY RETROGRADE begins. Remain calm. All is not well,...
Things are a bit behind schedule here, But as far as the skies are concerned that's no big deal, because the only warning happens on Saturday, and is annoyingly vague. It's either violent trauma or something involving a soldier. Happy Summer! Is a good time to be a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eozkIGlrww One of the core functions of astrology is to determine when to do things for maximum benefit. Whether that's going to war, planting a crop, or conceiving an heir (which I guess is the same thing) people would consult the...
Like everything else that’s bad, there is an astrological sign for it.
When you’re not good enough to design a Bimmer, but think you’re Steve Jobs.
The stars say get a jump on Valentine’s Day.
Woof!
MERCURY RETROGRADE is over! Time to play ball.
Oh, hi there! Time for the horoscope and some of the lesser-shown regulars at the park.
Sometimes you should look up at the skies, sometimes you should look down at the dogs. Especially when they’re playing in the snow.
Could you like, go forwards? MERCURY RETROGRADE this week. You have been warned.
Cane Corsos are wonderful dogs, but if their owner is too weak they will become aggressive and end all life on Earth.
You should have sufficient coffee in you by now to pay attention.
On the second day of Christmas, the stars they said to me…
Are the snap caps that cost twice as much really twice as good? Yes. Yes they are. Here’s why.
Sunday good, Monday not bad, Tuesday ok, Thursday fine…
Rye, The Finalizing!
Don’t be silly! Come and get your fortune told!
Somedays it’s OK to sleep through the celestial advice.
If you managed to be born under both Aries and Libra, you’re COMPLETELY screwed.
Recovered from the Beaver Moon? Great, now DUCK!
Chaos and violence come to your home this week. Sharp objects will be involved. A lot of cards drawn this week indicate stasis. Of particular interest are The Hierophant and the High Priestess being drawn back to back.
This week’s upcoming events center around domestic life and general life improvements. This week is excellent for Scorpio, in almost all aspects of life. Almost. Second dates will be harder to come by, but first ones will be easier. Commitments will be difficult to keep. Capricorns should be lucky in love, as will older people and yacht owners. And, of course, cute puppy pics.
Star stuff. On Halloween.
This week is dictated by the progression of the moon, as the other planets are being antisocial. Monday is a good day to try something new in your love life (or to try and start one) with the Earth passing between the Moon and Venus then. Later on Thursday, something similar happens but with Jupiter, so focus on leadership/management issues then.