https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGf7_YL70M Star status: boring. We get two interactions this week, the alignment of Sun - Mercury - Saturn on Thursday, followed up by Mercury moving out of that and into Pisces. Mercury and fish. What could go wrong? But for the...
IFLA: The “Winter” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 25
It only takes about three miles in the snow to tire her out now. She's no longer a pup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI1PKFasME The beginning of the week continues the happy making whoopie trends from last week, but with a warning when it comes to an end. Abruptly...
IFLA: The “Date Week” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME Relevant One of the benefits of being an astrologer rather than a basic-bitch stargazer is that the star charts let you know what's happening in the daytime sky. And this week, that's where the goodies are. More specifically...
Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.
IFLA: The “D-Day” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 6
I still like snow (and chipmunks).
IFLA: The “Whoopsie!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 30
Enjoy and be very, very, afraid.
IFLA: The “Could be a Lot Worse”Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 23
While this can mean a few different things…
IFLA: The “Finally” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 16
Holy crap, the outer planets take a long time to move.
IFLA: The “Changes” Edition fo the Horoscope for the Week of May 9
Not a whole lot in the stars this week, and what there is is of indeterminate goodness.
IFLA: The “Busy Skies” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 2
This week is way on the “feast” side of the spectrum…
IFLA: The “Artsy” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 25
So what do the stars have to tell us this week?
IFLA: The “Zany” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 18
Well, this week actually has a couple of things going on. To begin with, the week begins under the construction of Mercury - Sol - Luna with Mars in opposition. Now since both the moon and Mercury are supreme sources of instability, when they're lined up together...
IFLA: The “Damn it Feels Good to be an Aries” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 11
So the planets have retreated once again, waiting until we’re lulled into complacency to spring their next ambush.
IFLA: The “Not on the Star Chart!” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of April 4
So, back from the trip, and finally caught up on the Glibstuff I missed.
IFLA: The “Very Specific” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 28
There must be something special about this particular case.
IFLA: The “I Have More Important Things To Do” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 21
SPOILER ALERT: Prepare to overdose on adorableness!
IFLA: The “Crank and Bank” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 14
Typically we talk about where the planets are but this week provides an excellent opportunity to discuss how to interpret the ways that the planets move.
IFLA: The “Steady Change” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 7
Anyway, what was I saying?
IFLA: The “Depends on How You Look at It” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of 28 February
Jupiter is a problematic planet for me and for our times in general.
IFLA: The “Pulling out of a Dive” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 21
Still, everyone benefits when Aquarius is empowered.
IFLA: The “It’s WHAT Day?” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of Feb 14
So how busy was this week?
IFLA: The “Day to Day” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 7
I don’t usually break things down like this, but there are a lot of planetary whizzing-byes going on.
IFLA: The “I Won’t Forget This Time” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 31.
This particular periods will be characterized by abnormally high rates of spillage, breakage and other forms of alcohol abuse.
IFLA: The Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 22
It is the dawning of the month of Aquarius, and frankly it’s going to rock.
IFLA: The “I Had Something, I Swear” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 17
This is a great week to write love poetry oddly enough.
IFLA: The “Back with a Vengeance” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of January 10
The stars have finally sprung the trap that they’ve been setting up.