https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME Relevant One of the benefits of being an astrologer rather than a basic-bitch stargazer is that the star charts let you know what's happening in the daytime sky. And this week, that's where the goodies are. More specifically...
IFLA: The “Lacking Inspiration” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of January 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilGahIwQEQ0 I have been in a bit of a mental fog since the holidays. Not sure why. But I am currently bereft of any kind of creativity; hopefully something will inspire me to put up some music to embed and make this more visually...
IFLA: The “Snow is Great!” Edition of the horoscope for the Week of January 4
(right-click videos to play) I like snow. It's pretty. It looks boss on a clear night with a full moon. It keeps bugs in the ground. Most importantly, it keeps my house cleaner since a certain girl is no longer tracking in dirt. This week is dominated, and I mean...
Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.
IFLA: The “Sun is Shining” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of August 9
This week has an unusual constriction.
IFLA: The Horoscope for the Week of August 2
SP might have a bad week coming up. Or she’s going to *give* someone a bad week.
IFLA: The Five of Swords Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 26.
Hopefully, when this goes live I'll be blasting away and earning excellent scores. Lets see what the stars have to say about my chances, shall we? The only alignment is Mercury with the Earth and Jupiter retrograde, which doesn't have a very specific application...
IFLA: The “Best Laid Plans of Rats” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 19
I have plans on making this a more substantive column. Unfortunately….
Crackpot’s Corner: Philosophy is Futile
Like many young people with delusions of intellectualism, I once determined to devise a complete system of morality from first principles.
IFLA: The “It’s Not Guam” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of July 12
Is it just me, or…
IFLA: The Efficient Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of July 6
Succinct.
IFLA: The “So, About Thursday…” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 28
To all of you who survived last week’s confluence of crap, there is good news.
IFLA: The “Non-specific Higgledypiggledy” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 21
An Apogee of Asininity.
A Ranking of Ryes… With a Ringer!
Fortunately, there was something new there that fit the criteria for inclusion….
IFLA: The “Very Mysterious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 14
I’m not going to lie to you.
IFLA: The “Motivated Reasoning” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Still, misrule and government disorder? It’s really easy to make that connection here and now.
IFLA: The “Finally Some Concrete Advice” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 31
Your wedding planner really should have checked that for you.
IFLA: The “Clear, Concise, and Not Very Nice” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of May 24
I’ve mentioned before how the stars really don’t care about you.
IFLA: The “And then there were Three” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 17
On Thursday or Friday there will be a brief moment when things will go exactly right.
IFLA: The “Surprisingly Laid Back” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 10
Pipes also carry water.
IFLA: The “Congratulations!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 3
Well, it's finally here. The Mars-Jupiter-Saturn alignment is breaking up. We have officially* gone beyond maximum hysteria. And while the skies are otherwise not terribly informative (or has been mentioned, my brain may be working sub-optimally) there is at least...
IFLA: The “Almost There” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 26
So yeah, the skies continue to rain crap-flavored starlight down.
IFLA” The “Yeah, It’s Me” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 19
I’ve caught myself making some really stupid mistakes this week, so this reading may not live up to my typical standards of accuracy.
IFLA: the “Maybe it’s Me?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 12
…I begin to wonder, are the stars silent, or have I gone deaf?
IFLA: The “Unusually Precise” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 5
So we’ve got events that are limited in their magnitude, but much more pinpoint in their timing.
IFLA: The If You Squint Real Hard” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 29
The news isn’t really in where the stars are….