The One-Armed Executioner

The One-Armed Executioner

What is the sound of one hand clapping? You will find out tonight! The One-Armed Executioner This week, our feature has been chosen by Michael Malaise! It's his first selection on the board. Michael, if you are out there, thank you for all of your suggestions. So what...

The One-Armed Executioner

Ulysses

Eating popcorn like a Cyclops eats seamen. Wait... That sounds wrong. Ulysses Here we go folks, I am jumping on the Odyssey bandwagon! There is a ton of movies about the Odyssey. I just decided to go with the most famous one out there: Ulysses with Kirk Douglas. It...

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Shakes the Clown

"TheĀ Citizen KaneĀ of alcoholic clown movies" - Betsy Sherman, The Boston Globe Shakes the Clown I could have SWORN I posted this before, but apparently I did not. Maybe we just had a long conversation about it, and the fact that Kathy Griffin went nuts. So thank you...

Heavy Metal

"I told you not to leave your laptop with that Biden kid!" Heavy Metal This film was a Canadian success story. It made $20 million on a budget of $9 million. Ivan Reitman produced it, it had lots of rewrites and had multiple studios do the animation. Also it had a ton...

Paul

Paul I saw some commentators on IMDB complaining that Paul was a "mainstream film," as if that was something forbidden to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I would say that even their first film, Shaun of the Dead was a very accessible film for audiences. It was far from...

Black Roses

This is one of the few films I have shown recently that bothered to do original poster art instead of just action headshots. Black Roses The Satanic Panic was a big deal in the 1980s. Quite honestly, probably with good reason. Look at what is going on now. Every...

Dave Made a Maze

Version 1.0.0 Dave Made a Maze Thank goodness I made a quick draft last week. I am swamped, this will be a very short post. I made it into new Stately R.J. Manor, set up most of the rooms, got strep throat and I really need rest. Enjoy your film! What's this about?...

Deadlier Than the Male

Deadlier Than the Male Bulldog Drummond was revitalized in the 60s to be a James Bond competitor which could potentially print money. Quite honestly, this movie turned out great. The goal was to make a recurring series, potentially a TV series as originally envisioned...

Curse of the Queerwolf

No! Glib Flicks and sh*t post! Double Feature! Curse of the Queerwolf Queen Kong What a fantastic evening for a double feature. Curse of the Queerwolf is by Mark Pirro from whom I previously posted The Deceased Won't Desist. That was very well received and according...

Ice Pirates

Ice Pirates When the world is a frozen tundra, what movie should I play? This was an old cable favorite that vanished for a while. Now it's back! This was the other space parody besides Spaceballs that got serious airplay. It's chock full of famous folks, has a plot,...

Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice The one thing I haven't done in four years is show animation. To honor our new President, who wants to Make America Great Again, I need to play some good old 'Murican animation! Something with some serious T&A for both sexes and most proclivities. How...

Shock Waves

All I asked for is one image of an underwater goose-stepping Nazi so I could make fun of Elon. Denied! Also, will you unban my X account please, Mr. Musk? I was just looking at funny cat videos, I promise... Shock Waves People have no concept of what a Nazi is...