"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
“We will birth the Übermensch,” Laura whispered, toying with Ian’s deflated penis, the last watery semen drops mingling with her own erotic excretions. “I hope he has your bone structure,” Ian whispered back. “I love how I can see your skull.” “I should post about...
The American Farmer
The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.
Strawberry, now out on LaserDisc.
Keevland. Keevcinnati. Keevtroit. Keevami.
Keev
This terrible silence stops me.
“What’s blood for, if not for shedding?”
I am a sticky sticky son of a gun
Florida aura
https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1493990301551190028 Welp, that's the end of BLM. Once you get sucked into the Clinton maw, the only way out is "suicide." Deadly bombs may go green New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and...
Yummy
Hot soup boils in the wretched spoils of the clock collector’s clique
chop
Love is so confusing
FACT CHECKED
I dreamed about killing you again last night and it felt alright to me
dolla holla
Money feeds my music machine
Futzing
I’m your rubber peacock angelic whore
I’m a wrought iron face upon the wall
“Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets, and shoot to kill.”
Fake Fake but in a Real Real way