Ron DeSantis Plans to Execute an Intellectually Disabled Man This Week Wait, Florida is going to execute Bernie Sanders? OK, joking over. The execution was carried out this morning. What did David Pittman do for Florida to to execute him? What crime needed to be...
Tick Tock
So, I do enjoy writing my Wednesday noon satire shorts, but damn it is difficult when shit likes this is the reality: Straight from Kamala's book. I mean, how can I, a simple monger of filth, compete with this? Also, you daffy dumb bitch, you should have stayed in...
Do as you’re told with the weapons of the world
The dawn of a new era in front hole technology.
“Things are going great and they’re only gettin’ better.”
Do it.
When your friends they do come crying
Tell them now your pleasure’s set up on slow-release
There are no ends, no goodbyes, only time and tide to wash away us all.
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
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My vocabularies like licking the gutter.
YOUTUBE!
Oh, please don’t let these shakes go on!
“The luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.”
We named our children after towns we had never been to.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring because they were all suffering from profound Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Comin’ from Uranus to trick your style!
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 178.5
(Joemala: Episode 10)
ACID PARTY
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
And, as far as I can tell, she was born female.
Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement’s.
No love’s as random as God’s love.
Your prayers will never be answered again.
Foul language ahead