Karine adjusts her pantyhose and fluffs up her hair. She is now ready for the carefully vetted studio audience. The moderator, finger lingering over the shock collar button, collars the entire audience had agreed to wear, readies themself to Piker anyone that goes off...
If you are on X and you aren't using this to troll Will Stancil, you need to get on-board the womp womp train. Since stories about me hurting myself are so popular... In 5th grade, a kid on the bus asked me for a piece of notebook paper. The loose piece in my backpack...
There lived in a town most hideousA man by the name of PhineasHis pheromones were so fearsomeThey drew all the ladies, even the winsomeTo accept the root and seed of PhineasWho was a loathsome man, so perfidiousHe left them gibbering and dumbAnd always, always quite...
“Call Me,” she wrote in the dust on his trunk.
“And it’s true we named our children after towns that we’ve never been to.”
Effervescence
I kissed your lips and I tasted blood.
Tulsi’s conservative wolf boob bonanza
The things we accept and those we do not.
The bed ate his hands. HIS HANDS!
Forester Ultimate Customised Kit Special
“I’ve got too much energy to switch off my mind.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142.5
COOK-NAMI!
The last mile’s the hardest mile.
SugarFree ruins Christmas.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141.5
(Joemala: Episode 3)
Yes, the quoted parts are all real.
“Don’t tell them Ybor City almost killed us again.”
“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
– H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139.5
“MR. PRESIDENT!”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138.5
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald asked. “Beto O’Rourke,” the hat said. “Who?” Donald asked again. “Tall guy, goofy-looking, got the panties of the Dems all wet? Especially the guys?” “This guy...
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs against the post again and again. I scratch at the door. “Banjo!” she says from the couch room. I bark again. “I’m coming,” she says. “Calm down.” She is still in sad-face and I am supposed to be...
It’s really Candian Bacon, but they don’t want to ruin it for him.
“I am greener than grass.
“Lacking but little of death do I seem.”