Does the perfect metaphor exist? Obama Center subcontractor files $40M discrimination lawsuit against engineering firm for overruns A Chicago-based subcontractor is suing one of the firms involved in managing the construction of the Obama Presidential...
“Bear witness!” the hat said grandly as Donald opened the vault. “Yay, a bunch of hats,’ the hair said with all the enthusiasm of roadkill. “Be ye not afraid!” the hat said to the assembled world leaders. They all ignored him. “BE YE NOT AFRAID!” the hat said....
Wherein Donald Trump forces THE RESISTANCE to pretend there is no crime in D.C.I Walked Through Trump’s D.C. Hellscape. It’s Now Clear What Exactly the Feds Are Doing Here. Bewildered by the sudden influx of armed and armored agents swarming my hometown, on Tuesday...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138.5
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald asked. “Beto O’Rourke,” the hat said. “Who?” Donald asked again. “Tall guy, goofy-looking, got the panties of the Dems all wet? Especially the guys?” “This guy...
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs against the post again and again. I scratch at the door. “Banjo!” she says from the couch room. I bark again. “I’m coming,” she says. “Calm down.” She is still in sad-face and I am supposed to be...
It’s really Candian Bacon, but they don’t want to ruin it for him.
“I am greener than grass.
“Lacking but little of death do I seem.”
A Truly Terrible True Fake Story
“Ah, I cast indeed my net into their sea, and meant to catch good fish; but always did I draw up the head of some ancient God.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 135.5
“It’s eternity in there.”
The me that you know doesn’t come around much
That part of me isn’t here anymore
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134.6
Their celebrity name can be “Corto” or maybe “Betory.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134.4
Having pried through the strata, analyzed to a hair, counsel’d with
doctors and calculated close,
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
-Walt Whitman
Corn Pop and the Real Bad Dudes
When they said “Repent! Repent!”
I wondered what they meant
“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
― Leo Tolstoy
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131.6
When you lie dead, no one will remember you
For you have no share in the Muses’ roses.
-Fragment 33, Sapho
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131.3
Excuses and half-truths and fortified wine
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 130.5
(Joemala: Episode 2)
Want to make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I want to scream and shout
The heart is a wandering stranger.
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 124.5