The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
Poasting.
“It’s not my fault she looks like a pig!” Donald yelled. Karoline rubbed at her face and sighed. “She looks like a pig!” the hat said. “He said, ‘Peggy,’” the hair said. “Her name is Peggy, he said, ‘Quiet, quiet, Peggy.’” “She was being pig,” the hat said, “so she...
Yes, the quoted parts are all real.
“Don’t tell them Ybor City almost killed us again.”
“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
– H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139.5
“MR. PRESIDENT!”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138.5
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald asked. “Beto O’Rourke,” the hat said. “Who?” Donald asked again. “Tall guy, goofy-looking, got the panties of the Dems all wet? Especially the guys?” “This guy...
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs against the post again and again. I scratch at the door. “Banjo!” she says from the couch room. I bark again. “I’m coming,” she says. “Calm down.” She is still in sad-face and I am supposed to be...
It’s really Candian Bacon, but they don’t want to ruin it for him.
“I am greener than grass.
“Lacking but little of death do I seem.”
A Truly Terrible True Fake Story
“Ah, I cast indeed my net into their sea, and meant to catch good fish; but always did I draw up the head of some ancient God.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 135.5
“It’s eternity in there.”
The me that you know doesn’t come around much
That part of me isn’t here anymore
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134.6
Their celebrity name can be “Corto” or maybe “Betory.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 134.4
Having pried through the strata, analyzed to a hair, counsel’d with
doctors and calculated close,
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
-Walt Whitman
Corn Pop and the Real Bad Dudes
When they said “Repent! Repent!”
I wondered what they meant
“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
― Leo Tolstoy
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131.6
When you lie dead, no one will remember you
For you have no share in the Muses’ roses.
-Fragment 33, Sapho
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 131.3
Excuses and half-truths and fortified wine
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 130.5
(Joemala: Episode 2)