Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon. The "masked bandit" was found passed out in...
"It looks like..." the hat began. "Don't say it," the hair growled. "That you were having..." "Don't." "A bad hair day." The hair launched himself at the hat, screeching in rage, sweeping him off the desk. They landed in a squirming ball on the floor, howling, biting,...
The key to looking youthful is Swamp Thing semen. Also, it makes you delusional. "Do you know what it is like to hate? When it goes deep down inside?" The press junket for Wicked is just Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo having some sort of weird lesbian...
Will Donald ever learn the real meaning of being President?
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe Special Report
China got to build their wall, and everyone thinks it’s great.
Decolonizing the traditional Kennedy sex tunnel narrative.
Let the feast begin
“Dammit, Bolton! Stop trying to lick Jeff’s fudge stripe!”
“No senate seats in council for the dead; no scion of a time-honoured dynasty pants to rule over the inhabitants of a charnel house; the general’s hand is cold, and the soldier has his untimely grave dug in his native fields, unhonoured, though in youth.”
-Mary Shelley, The Last Man
A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
A self-contained and relatable Warty Hugeman adventure
A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
Unaussprechlichen Kulten
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Plans.
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“One is never so dangerous when one has no shame, than when one has grown too old to blush.” -Marquis de Sade
A Glibertarians Halloween weekly treat
The Nomination Process Is Nightmare From Which We Struggle To Awake
In These Uncertain Times, It’s Good To Be Flexible
The Erotic Frontiers of Mycological Exploration
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 96
That was no white-power hand signal at the Kavanaugh hearing, Zina Bash’s husband says Donald lay across this desk, tracing the cracks in the Oval Office ceiling with his finger. “Look at that one,” he said to the hat. “See, it looks like a wheel barrel.” “A...
Donald Trump Is Not Attending John McCain's Washington D.C. Funeral “Why can’t I go to the funeral?” Donald whined. He was sitting on the Presidential Shitter and watching Fox and Friends. “John didn’t want you at the funeral,” the hair said. “Why not?” Donald...