The party sounded terrible, but I let Mike talk me into it over the phone. I imagined his face: square jaw, square head, and huge square glasses. I hadn't talked to Mike since high school and we didn't part on the best of terms. He probably heard about Jennifer and...
So how is SugarFree's life going right now? The pic sums it up pretty well. Who is Aaron Rose Philip, the first African-American transgender model with cerebral palsy to attend the 2026 Met Gala? Aaron Rose Philip made history at the 2026 Met Gala, becoming the first...
“I love being hated,” the hat said. “The retarded parts of the country hate me. They should. I’d kill them all if I could.” “They hate Donald too,” the hair said sleepily. “It’s good to be hated by bad people,” the hat said. “I want to bathe in their agony and...
Do you even Subaru, bro?
Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
That England that was wont to conquer others
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Narnia-free edition
Tonight, on a very special episode of Hat and Hair…
Lou-zer
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 118.6
#browngirlmagic
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 118.5
(Joemala: Episode 1)
“But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at: I am not what I am”
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
-H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 117.5
There are, I think, four distinct types of weird story: one expressing a mood or feeling, another expressing a pictorial conception, a third expressing a general situation, condition, legend or intellectual conception, and a fourth explaining a definite tableau or specific dramatic situation or climax.
-H. P. Lovecraft
“What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men.”
Every proper family has one.
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
You click this link at your own risk.
No collusion, no impeachment
It’s a mixed bag today.
“We could build a nice Trump Tower here,” Donald mused. “Maybe call it The Hanoi Hotel.”
A joke was stolen from OMWC. Can you spot it?
“I swear before the dawn comes round again
I’ll find the stable and pull out the bolt.”
The Confessions of a Mask
Ruiners