“BIG BALLS!” Elon sang, Elon sprang. “BIG BALLS!” Donald cried, waving the African-American into The Oval Office. “Who let him back in?” the hair asked, hat-grumpy. “You can’t buy this sort of PR,” the hat said, hair-blithe. “I’m really proud of Eddie,” Elon said....
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 26
The hat and the hair’s phone beeped. A text message. and I’m here The hat groaned. The hair groaned as well. He slithered off his mannequin head perch. “It’s too early for this shit.” Beep. to remind you “Godammit,” the hat muttered. “He’s not going to stop,” the hair...
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The shit-fit over The Colbert Show being cancelled pleases SugarFree. The audience for his whiny bullshit anti-humor is literally dying off. He was losing CBS $40,000,000 a year. The real issue is why wasn't he cancelled before now. The conspiracy theory I'm going...
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Low rent comics for a low rent world
Happy Memo Day!
Piss hookers for EVERYBODY!
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 64
All Day Breakfast
Hat and Hair Comics: Looks ‘shopp’d!
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Hat and Hair Comics: The Chicken Cometh
Low rent comics for a low rent world.
Hat and Hair Comics: ANTS ANTS ANTS
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Hat and Hair Comics: Relationships
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Hat and Hair Comics: Buttons
Low rent webcomics for a low rent world.
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 4
The Hat and The Hair in… LIVE HAIR OR HAT HARD!
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 3
The Hat and The Hair in… HAT HARD, HAIR HARDER!
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 2
The Hat and The Hair in… HAT HARDER
HAT HARD: A Hat and Hair Christmas Special, Pt. 1
The Hat and The Hair in… HAT HARD!
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 63
Make America Grope Again
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 62
“Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 61
You are the Duke of New York! You’re A-Number One!
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 60
Senator Strange vs. The Atomic Hobo
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 59
“I’m not crying; you’re the one that’s crying!”
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Five
A Five-Day Warty Hugeman Event
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Four
A Five-Day Warty Hugeman Event
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Three
A Five-Day Warty Hugeman Event
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter Two
A Five-Day Warty Hugeman Event
Wartimus Riesigmann and The Colour From Out of Time: A Warty Hugeman Tweenage Time Travel Adventure: Chapter One
A Five-Day Warty Hugeman Event