Woman Ordered Medicine by Mail, Got a Box of Human Fingers Instead A woman in Hopkinsville, Kentucky, was waiting for a shipment of medicine and medical supplies. When it finally arrived, she ripped the box open and found that it was filled with human arms and fingers...
“Momadoobly,” Donald said. “Ma’am-haad-e,” the hair said carefully. “Mumhobby,” Donald spat out the word, like a cherry pit going for a record distance. “Who fucking cares?” USA hat hollared. “He’s a gotdamn furriner!” “Ignore him,” the hat said, “but he’s right.” “I...
She laid the osculum infame on him and his will drained away -- a tender kiss, nothing more, and he was lost. Her tail lashed him, cut him as they fucked, his soul forfeit. Without God all things are possible and all things permitted, she whispered. He went to her...
Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience
The answer to the question “Is this candy paleo?”
Trump's Europe trip: Where he's going on his 7-day visit with NATO allies and Putin “I hate Europe,” Donald moaned as his limo inched its way through a throng of people cheerily ringing the bells on their twee bicycles. “I hate it, I hate the people, I hate the food,...
Trump Interviews 4 Supreme Court Prospects in Rush to Name Replacement “OK, OK,” Donald said, “Let’s get started.” He waved his guests to the seven chairs lined up in front of the Oval Office desk. “Brett, you take that first chair, and then Amy, then Raymond--I'm...
Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 21
Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah planning to depart the White House “Sarah might be leaving!” the hair said, reading off an iPad bolted to the wall. He was perched on the back of the Presidential Shitter, right under the sign that said “Presidential Shitter: Presidents ONLY!”...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 82
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 81
A Teaching Moment
This is, like, some Double-Oh Seven shit up in here.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 78.5; Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 20
“We live, as we dream—alone…”
‘Salem’s Lot
#metoo
“They better give me a Nobel Peace Prize,” Donald grumbled. “I’ll kill anyone I have to to get you a Nobel Peace Prize!” John Bolton’s mustache growled. “They gave Krugman a Nobel Prize,” the hat said with a sneer. “Actually, Paul Krugman didn’t get a Nobel Prize, he...
“Honor is Like the Hawk: Sometimes It Must Go Hatted”
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. -Confucius
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 73
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 72
Rubber Sheets
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Trust is the permission you give other people to hurt you.