It pleases me to see the spring training scores on the banner at ESPN. It also pleases me to see that the...

I know you are all dying to know. After a long and irritating conversation on the matter…my wife sent the...

Good morning one and all to another lovely day! Federal workers who fail to return to office will be placed...

Pass the can of "Dinner" please. I am back to the land of the living, after a week of flu. But I will have to...

Ovechkin is just 13 goals away from the NHL record after a hat trick yesterday. And he's a Russian, so I...

The world is cruel and I cannot look. Actually, it's warming back up a bit, just enough to make the roads and...

Seriously, Team Blue is so retarded these days, I don't know how they remember to breathe. Trump is a fascist...

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow." Sorry if I got you excited to see...

Good morning one and all to another fantabulous day! FBI nominee Kash Patel confirmed in narrow Senate vote...