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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 193

“Iowa and New Hampshire are ours!” the hat bellowed, drunk on Skinny Girl vodka and unflavored White...

by CPRM | Jan 17, 2024 | Hat and Hair

Remember the whole Trump steaks thing? Why isn't he selling Trump steaks to pay for his re-election? This is...

by CPRM | Jan 10, 2024 | Hat and Hair

We are now in the doldrums of what broadcast TV considers the unimportant time. Sweeps are what matters! What...

“I will never go to prison,” Donald said darkly, his red face edging into stroke territory. “Never. I...

by CPRM | Dec 27, 2023 | Hat and Hair

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Note: This is a revised version of last year's story. I fixed a few typos and added some updated references....

by CPRM | Dec 20, 2023 | Hat and Hair

In Biden's America Santa is banned from giving out coal! That's why kids are all brats these days. I have...

by CPRM | Nov 29, 2023 | Hat and Hair

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“Penny for your thoughts,” the hair said dreamily as it massaged Donald’s head with his feathery...

by CPRM | Nov 22, 2023 | Hat and Hair

Time for the yearly feeding of the orphans, lest they lose their strength and can no longer work in the...