“I didn’t not burn down Hawaii,” Joe muttered, his senile agitation running high. “No, one said you did,...

  Asleep on the Oval Office couch, Karine farted and startled herself awake. Across the vast coffee...

  I am the jaws that protect the realms of Joe. I am Commander. Snuffle the crotch of Finnegan. She is...

  “It is unfair and very discriminatory!” Cracky said loudly down the hall at the hazmat team pressure...

  “Isn’t it the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?” Hunter asked, his voice quivering with awe....

  “I am a historic figure. People who meet me start crying,” Karine sobbed. Her pantyhose had numerous...

  “Titties,” Joe said as they led him away, guiding him like gentle border collies. “What the fuck was...