“This turkey is delicious,” Joe said. A half-chewed hunk of overcooked meat fell onto The Presidential...
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“This turkey is delicious,” Joe said. A half-chewed hunk of overcooked meat fell onto The Presidential...
The opening bars of a classic Motown tune, overlayed with polite applause and laughter, announced the...
“Midterms are coming up,” Joe said as he played in the bath. “Midterms were last night, Grandpa,”...
“WHERE’S NANCY!” Joe screamed. He slammed his hammer down on the Resolute desk and a can of Diet Coke...
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“Do we even want to have a nuclear war?” Vlad asked Joe over the red emergency telephone. “It...
“I love you, John,” Lump whispered. “I… know…” John said, unwrapping another string cheese and feeding...
I don't really feel those 'emotion' things. So I get very confused by people spewing hatred for things, or...
“I’ve always felt like a Puerto Rican,” Joe mumbled. “Dancing street gangs, switchblades, really loud...
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